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Unknown device on a table under 3 computer screens. Looks like a a box with icons
February 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Black and white smiling face on a McIntosh SE screen (was an Apple icon)
February 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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So happy to be staying at a few block away from this epic Ingress portal !

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Himself !
#R’amen #FSM #CFSM #flyingSpaghettiMonster
Join the #Enlightened #ENL #ingress #niantic
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A drawing on a presumably bar wall representing the Flying Spaghetti Monster with in his hand the Holy Gospel where it’s written: IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE WORD AND THE WORD WAS ARRRGH
February 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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What is a mandolin ?
Une mandoline, l’instrument de musique.
February 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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result of the duckduckgo search for a list of bible contradictions
January 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Some people got touched by His noodly appendage in Korea recently ! #Ramen
#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #Korea
Top skeets in Korea. No 8 and 9 : #FlyingSpaghettiMonster and #FSM
January 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Ask any historian.
If you don't have one handy, ask any AI bot.
Question: Make me a list, with reliable sources, of historically inaccurate data cited in the Bible. Response: Here are some examples of historically disputed or inaccurate data cited in the Bible, based on reliable sources: The Census of Quirinius: The Gospel of Luke mentions a census under Quirinius, the governor of Syria, at the time of Jesus' birth. However, historical sources indicate that this census took place in 6-7 AD, long after the death of Herod the Great in 4 BC, during whose reign Jesus is said to have been born. Source: Wikipedia The Revolt of Theudas: In the Acts of the Apostles, Gamaliel refers to the revolt of Theudas as a past event. However, historical sources, including Josephus, place this revolt in 46-47 AD, well after the period when Gamaliel would have made this statement. Source: The Jewish Press The Conquest of Jericho: The Book of Joshua describes the conquest of Jericho by the Israelites. However, archaeological excavations indicate that Jericho was already in ruins well before the supposed time of this conquest. Source: Britannica These examples show that certain historical claims in the Bible are disputed by archaeological evidence and independent historical sources. Is there another aspect of the Bible or history that you would like to explore further?
January 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM