@fruitvein.bsky.social
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one of my tiktok followers made this
April 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
one of my tiktok followers made this
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( Yelling over the music , red solo cup in hand ) Yeah hello kitty is from london , too . She's 5 apples tall
March 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
( Yelling over the music , red solo cup in hand ) Yeah hello kitty is from london , too . She's 5 apples tall
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imagining if there actually WERE a cheeto in the white house. getting dust all over the oval office
March 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
imagining if there actually WERE a cheeto in the white house. getting dust all over the oval office
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@ kendrick lamar do one about schumer
March 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
@ kendrick lamar do one about schumer
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This is Mister Winston. He is here to remind you that spring is just around the corner, and brighter days are ahead. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
March 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is Mister Winston. He is here to remind you that spring is just around the corner, and brighter days are ahead. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
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guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T
March 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T
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The energy I bring to Bluesky
November 3, 2024 at 10:13 AM
The energy I bring to Bluesky
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Our audit of wasteful spending uncovered broad instances of fraud. Here are just two examples of what we found 👇:
- 8 hot dog buns in a pack, despite the hot dogs themselves coming in packs of 6
- Another bag of Cool Ranch Doritos when we already had a half-empty thing of them in the pantry
- 8 hot dog buns in a pack, despite the hot dogs themselves coming in packs of 6
- Another bag of Cool Ranch Doritos when we already had a half-empty thing of them in the pantry
February 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Our audit of wasteful spending uncovered broad instances of fraud. Here are just two examples of what we found 👇:
- 8 hot dog buns in a pack, despite the hot dogs themselves coming in packs of 6
- Another bag of Cool Ranch Doritos when we already had a half-empty thing of them in the pantry
- 8 hot dog buns in a pack, despite the hot dogs themselves coming in packs of 6
- Another bag of Cool Ranch Doritos when we already had a half-empty thing of them in the pantry
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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
February 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
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Gulf of Liza Minnelli should be trending.
February 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Gulf of Liza Minnelli should be trending.
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February 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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another fun knock on effect of Not Like Us is I don’t see the Drake meme anymore
February 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
another fun knock on effect of Not Like Us is I don’t see the Drake meme anymore
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kash patel looks like if tom haverford turned the snakehole lounge into a brothel and came out of it bankrupt and still a virgin
February 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
kash patel looks like if tom haverford turned the snakehole lounge into a brothel and came out of it bankrupt and still a virgin
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Elon Musk is a hypomanic malignant narcissist robber baron nazi degenerate ketamine addict
February 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Elon Musk is a hypomanic malignant narcissist robber baron nazi degenerate ketamine addict
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if i text you this just know you’re cooked
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
if i text you this just know you’re cooked
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate
Kendrick: actually
Kendrick: actually
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not a football guy at all but I am a HUGE fan of cream cheese
February 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
not a football guy at all but I am a HUGE fan of cream cheese
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Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.
February 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.