Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy
@frogsoblivious.bsky.social
Dad, husband, juggler, gamer (but not the terrible kind), music enjoyer, sometimes funny man. I'll post about all the niche subjects no one cares about, I know I'm so brave! He/him
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Breath of the Wild is the ultimate power fantasy.
I can own a fully furnished, well situated house in a nice neighborhood with all the sweet weapons my friends gave me. Paid for by the blood of my fallen enemies.
The American dream
I can own a fully furnished, well situated house in a nice neighborhood with all the sweet weapons my friends gave me. Paid for by the blood of my fallen enemies.
The American dream
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The exquisite pain of having a hot take but not having anyone in your life to share it with because nobody you know falls in the Venn diagram overlap of your weirdo obsessions.
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The exquisite pain of having a hot take but not having anyone in your life to share it with because nobody you know falls in the Venn diagram overlap of your weirdo obsessions.
I just learned that Grey DeLisle, before voice acting, stripped. Which, get it girl because you are very attractive, but also imagine going to a club, getting a couple dances from someone attractive, watching ATLA many years later, a child's cartoon, hearing azula and getting the WEIRDEST erection
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I just learned that Grey DeLisle, before voice acting, stripped. Which, get it girl because you are very attractive, but also imagine going to a club, getting a couple dances from someone attractive, watching ATLA many years later, a child's cartoon, hearing azula and getting the WEIRDEST erection
Everytime I thought I reached the end of my journey, silksong just kept getting more massive. I still haven't unlocked act 3, and I just honestly dont know where else to go...which i am saying as a good thing, no game's massive world has left me so in awe for quite some time
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Everytime I thought I reached the end of my journey, silksong just kept getting more massive. I still haven't unlocked act 3, and I just honestly dont know where else to go...which i am saying as a good thing, no game's massive world has left me so in awe for quite some time
I saw someone a while back say, "not to use this site like a journal." And I say fuck that. I need to complain to no one for a tiny bit of catharsis. That being said:
I feel like fucking shit right now and I am not sure what it is that's causing it (fingers crossed* not covid)
I feel like fucking shit right now and I am not sure what it is that's causing it (fingers crossed* not covid)
November 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I saw someone a while back say, "not to use this site like a journal." And I say fuck that. I need to complain to no one for a tiny bit of catharsis. That being said:
I feel like fucking shit right now and I am not sure what it is that's causing it (fingers crossed* not covid)
I feel like fucking shit right now and I am not sure what it is that's causing it (fingers crossed* not covid)
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I want Ms. Rachel in charge of everything.
November 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I want Ms. Rachel in charge of everything.
This game was so fucking stupid, vapid, meaningless, mean spirited, and high key fucked up. I adore it
Tony Hawk's Underground 2 is a beautiful game depicting the human experience of living in the 2000s with the sensitivity it deserved.
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This game was so fucking stupid, vapid, meaningless, mean spirited, and high key fucked up. I adore it
The right will pretend someone OBEYING THE LAW, especially in terms of federal court rulings, is somehow a "gotcha" moment. Hilarious. Kat is such a queen for being this civil to such an idiot
I just had a Katie Porter moment with congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh. The interview lasted 3 minutes.
October 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The right will pretend someone OBEYING THE LAW, especially in terms of federal court rulings, is somehow a "gotcha" moment. Hilarious. Kat is such a queen for being this civil to such an idiot
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
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Just disgusting.
October 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Just disgusting.
Remember when plants vs zombies was the best mobile app for a decade and then EA put out a sequel that was pay 2 win garbage? And then they kept putting out crap? Man, that sucked
October 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Remember when plants vs zombies was the best mobile app for a decade and then EA put out a sequel that was pay 2 win garbage? And then they kept putting out crap? Man, that sucked
As I often do, playing FE engage, and I have tiki equipped to Kagetsu, and whenever you attack while engaged, they make their dragon forms so enormously cunty that it is so weird how FE as a series is very bad at LGBTQIA+ stuff because some queen animated that FOR SURE
October 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
As I often do, playing FE engage, and I have tiki equipped to Kagetsu, and whenever you attack while engaged, they make their dragon forms so enormously cunty that it is so weird how FE as a series is very bad at LGBTQIA+ stuff because some queen animated that FOR SURE
Man, fire emblem engage is so much fun. So many cool options, and I fully support the use of DLC after the midgame twist. It could be a perfect game if it didnt necessitate the start button during almost all cutscenes and speaking segments
October 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Man, fire emblem engage is so much fun. So many cool options, and I fully support the use of DLC after the midgame twist. It could be a perfect game if it didnt necessitate the start button during almost all cutscenes and speaking segments
I remember seeing a gross lede about that AI "actress" about how she can be anything, especially a virgin (paraphrased but that's what it said essentially), and all I could think was, "this guy has NO IDEA what happens to a LOT of AI image generators."
Iykyk
Iykyk
October 8, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I remember seeing a gross lede about that AI "actress" about how she can be anything, especially a virgin (paraphrased but that's what it said essentially), and all I could think was, "this guy has NO IDEA what happens to a LOT of AI image generators."
Iykyk
Iykyk
Honestly one of the only reasons I would start praying again
listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
October 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Honestly one of the only reasons I would start praying again
I messaged a friend who I've known since high school about a song from a memory of ours, but after many years of thinking, "oh this is a funny story" I now realize that maybe the guy saying "booty booty booty" to her in a convention center isn't whimsical, but actually horrible harassment...
October 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I messaged a friend who I've known since high school about a song from a memory of ours, but after many years of thinking, "oh this is a funny story" I now realize that maybe the guy saying "booty booty booty" to her in a convention center isn't whimsical, but actually horrible harassment...
They say never meet your heroes but you should absolutely have (as) healthy (as possible) parasocial interactions with them on social media because it is usually a pretty interesting, if not wonderfully hilarious, time
October 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
They say never meet your heroes but you should absolutely have (as) healthy (as possible) parasocial interactions with them on social media because it is usually a pretty interesting, if not wonderfully hilarious, time
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Hilda needs to stand up for her boo
September 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Hilda needs to stand up for her boo
I don't remember what i said at the time, I more than likely jumped to conclusions off the back of drama YouTubers, which sucks considering how much "you're wrong about" I've listened to, but it seems like the Completionist just made a few bad calls then got dog piled for them and that sucks
September 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I don't remember what i said at the time, I more than likely jumped to conclusions off the back of drama YouTubers, which sucks considering how much "you're wrong about" I've listened to, but it seems like the Completionist just made a few bad calls then got dog piled for them and that sucks
I every year do a listen through of modest mouse's full discography during the late fall and winter (depending on how badly adhd hits). The new(er) albums-anything after good news-are less wintery but long drive and lonesome crowded west especially HIT in wintertime
Do you have an artist or album that is weirdly seasonal/holiday specific?
I have a strong preference for Morris Day during Thanksgiving prep, for ex.
(I AM on that Tylenol, if you were wondering)
I have a strong preference for Morris Day during Thanksgiving prep, for ex.
(I AM on that Tylenol, if you were wondering)
September 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I every year do a listen through of modest mouse's full discography during the late fall and winter (depending on how badly adhd hits). The new(er) albums-anything after good news-are less wintery but long drive and lonesome crowded west especially HIT in wintertime
When I see the 4 hour length on a @shaunvids.bsky.social video essay and I gotta throw up my hands like, "goddamn it! Guess im splitting my attention between AT LEAST 2 things for hours today."
September 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
When I see the 4 hour length on a @shaunvids.bsky.social video essay and I gotta throw up my hands like, "goddamn it! Guess im splitting my attention between AT LEAST 2 things for hours today."
No new pictures, where you at mentally?
September 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
No new pictures, where you at mentally?
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relevant life lesson from comics on this one
September 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
relevant life lesson from comics on this one
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And Bluesky didn’t even wait two weeks before they suspended one of the biggest Palestinian voices on this app. Lexi Alexander @lexialex.bsky.social is suspended again.
September 13, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Shoutouts to the fact that next September 10th all the memes will be about a white supremacist getting merced and i can finally forget the other thing. We're free people!
September 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Shoutouts to the fact that next September 10th all the memes will be about a white supremacist getting merced and i can finally forget the other thing. We're free people!
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civility is when a white guy calls for minorities to be eliminated in a calm voice while wearing an expensive suit
September 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
civility is when a white guy calls for minorities to be eliminated in a calm voice while wearing an expensive suit