I literally dont know what this story is but just reading this has my blood BOILING

That's so dope!

I read through this three times before I mined all the sandwich puns. Honestly, an amazing showing. Perfection

Everytime my wife does, I always am like, "nooooooooo, it's too cold! But then I present her my body almost immediately

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad...but that's kind of nothing new...so business as usual

I am so happy that a repost of this was how I found out you're on bluesky! Lol

High key terrified since the last eight years I kept saying "how can it get worse?" And America always found a way

Oh man, it's been too long. That thing had my brain in a VICEGRIP for months!

Honestly, AI Mary massive mommy milkers is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. No way she's fitting into flapper coded dresses with those plastic surgeon yachts

So there's just a really teethy blowie as well?

Fuck, I signed up for Mastodon like a year ago and never did anything with it, and with all the changes im gonna have to try and remember any of my login credentials