Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy
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Matt aka frogsoblivious aka notmarkiplier aka the face guy
@frogsoblivious.bsky.social
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Dad, husband, juggler, gamer (but not the terrible kind), music enjoyer, sometimes funny man. I'll post about all the niche subjects no one cares about, I know I'm so brave! He/him
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No new pictures, where you at mentally?
A quadrant of megaman.exe screenshots, and as much as I want to do an extra bit here, it is just a play on the notably meme'd webcomic "loss"
September 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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I can't tell if this is the funniest I've ever been, or if it is stupid and terrible, but I genuinely think it may be the first option
Facebook screenshot reading "well there be inter-material play, like some robot tells the guy, "call me a clanker while you're inside me." This is my comment above the vice article titled "Robot With Artificial Womb Could Give Birth to Humans..." the rest of the title is cutoff but gives enough information for the joke
August 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Find yourself a friend you can be irrepresibly horny with. They are the ones who truly understand.

*BTW this conversation is over Pauline from the Mario Franchise
A conversation between my friend and I in Facebook messenger that says as follows: "Yeah they have the horniest they could find there" ' "Hey remember that first girl mario was into?" "Yeah, are we gonna reboot her? Sounds good." "Yeah! And we're gonna give her big ass tiddies!" "Damn it, Yamamoto, you're a GODDAMN GENIUS!" *hands him a cartoon sized bag with a dollar sign on it ' ' "We need her lips to scream pillow soft!!" "Im on it boss, insta-bust lips" ' ' "Damn, you really nailed those DSLs." "Just doing my job, sir." ' I feel like this interaction sounds worse when it is read to you. Who knows?
February 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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This may be another one of my favorite tweets I ever made, and I found this screenshot of it in my phone. Anyone interested?
A screenshot of the, probably now defunct, "timehop" app of a long since forgotten but great tweet where I ask, and I quote: "Hey Twitter, if this gets 100 interactions (likes, retweets, comments) I'll do a tier list of characters from parks and rec in two columns of buffs and nerfs pertinent to the start of season 3 patch notes. Also, plz do this it will be so much fun." I very much think it would be but I never got 100 engagements because I don't do social media very well
January 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
frogsoblivious.bsky.social
"You'll be visited by three spirits"

The three spirits
The Belcher children from Bob's Burgers attempting to fill water balloons from an outside tap
December 24, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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The boys are back in sound
Jigglypuff on her back with a Charizard shoving her head down her mouth. Text over the Charizard reads, "DS stylus" and the text over jigglypuff reads, "my urethra"
December 2, 2024 at 2:09 AM
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Reason why most, if not all, algorithmic social media is evil #91846298372

Why the fuck would FB think i want to see this transphobic ass news channel, posting transphobic ass news, from transphobic ass people? They were obviously rage baiting me, because this is pure evil.
November 30, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the (only) holy trinity
November 29, 2024 at 4:10 PM
frogsoblivious.bsky.social
Post your favorite pokemon

First time I played y, I literally giggled when I found goomy. I then proceeded to name it "DangItBlobby" and have since loved these silly monsters so much
Goodra, a silly looking, gooey dragon pokemon running in a light blue void with squares scrolling past behind it.
November 16, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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I was with my father-in-law, he was an ascii artist. He is insanely lifted. We were browsing gamefaqs in a beautiful Link to the Past walk through. I asked him how much it would cost to make something like this. He cried and said, "we can't, we dont know how to make it anymore."
November 11, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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Post a picture of the first game you remember ever beating on your own

This might not be accurate, I may have beaten ones earlier, but this is the first one that comes to mind

Also, it's soundtrack is an effing gold mine of pure bangers
Title screen for the Nintendo 64 game bomberman hero, where bomberman is outfitted with a bunch of the different stage sensitive mobility gimmicks, like propeller hat (top left), jet pack (top right), a submarine fan (bottom left), and a snowboard attachment (bottom right)
October 28, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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Tbh this is the type of engagement I should farm, so I raise you one more cat
An adorable, chunky orange tabby, and a smaller, but still adorable tabby Siamese mix cuddling together on a blanket
October 18, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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The meme comes up way sooner than expected in the x-men run
Picture from 90's X-men cartoon that has become a memorable meme for it's rather revealing pose made by Rogue as apocalypse stands above her
September 21, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
August 20, 2024 at 12:23 PM
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Love it when my cars dash screen lies because I don't think this is Anderson .paak for some strange reason
A white, more than likely country, singer who absolutely is not Anderson .paak
January 11, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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No, I'm not an adult man who is perpetually stuck in arrested development. Why do you ask?
(N.B. I know it is pop punk, but I dont think Yellowcard lacks depth, but more i have been stuck listening to the same bands since I was 10-19)
November 21, 2023 at 11:36 PM
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I know I'm making a mistake, but I'm gonna make it again.
October 5, 2023 at 10:10 PM