Dan
friarsnleafs.bsky.social
Dan
@friarsnleafs.bsky.social
Anti war, pro beer, bad golfer, good hang
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
October 3, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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This was Vin Scully's call of Henry Aaron's 715th home run. Tonight Major League Baseball cut off the first sentence, starting it with the "What a marvelous moment" part because they don't want to anger the white supremacists who run our country and of whom Rob Manfred is an ardent supporter.
July 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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No one wrote a song called "Fuck the Fire Department."
July 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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If you're about to post something mean about Andrew Cuomo, I urge you to pause, take a deep breath, and think of something even meaner.
i think cuomo did well considering he couldn’t campaign while the sun was up
June 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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if this really is the end with Mitch Marner in Toronto, i just want to say: whatever. i don't care anymore
June 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Oh, Fernando Tatis jr. Where do we even begin?

#Padres | @padres.com
May 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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God it feels good to beat the Sens. a relief to know that in this crazy mixed-up world, as dark as things might get, we can still pick up the old controller and dunk on our little brother
May 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Sigh.
Heading into tonight’s Game 4, I keep thinking about this passage from a post I wrote in 2021.

There’s been so much talk about this year’s Leafs and whether anything’s really changed. Hard to imagine any bigger evidence that something’s different than “actually doing it the easy way for once”.
April 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Centre Bell full of people who bought tickets to boo the guy who owns the arena
a hockey player wearing a blue helmet with the number 34
ALT: a hockey player wearing a blue helmet with the number 34
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Artist Profile: Kendrick Lamar
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February 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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my god
January 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Sterling Hitchcock
Quote this tweet and name any MLB player. I'll come up with a unique statistic that lists only that guy and nobody else.
December 14, 2024 at 5:24 AM
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"But it's unsustainable!" life is unsustainable. one day the cold and skeletal hand of death will squeeze the air from our lungs a final time. all we get are moments and goalie heaters. drink and be merry for tomorrow you outplay the Ducks and lose 3-2
December 11, 2024 at 2:01 PM
If this game was a horse they would shoot it #ducks
December 7, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Blake how could you
November 27, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Seems like another great Leafs game tonight (wouldn't know since NHL Network blackout strikes again)
November 25, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Excited for a new endless scroll app
November 14, 2024 at 9:37 PM