Freshavocado
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Thank u internet
December 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Thank u internet
@congressmin.bsky.social yet again is a disappointment
These 20 House Democrats just joined Republicans in voting to fully repeal DC's police reform laws.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
@congressmin.bsky.social yet again is a disappointment
All the tricks needed for a spooky fun Halloween 💦
October 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
All the tricks needed for a spooky fun Halloween 💦
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in america if you don’t mourn the 21st century hitler youth program director you get fired from your job
September 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
in america if you don’t mourn the 21st century hitler youth program director you get fired from your job
Thanks Etsy, that's exactly what I was looking for when I searched for press on nails
September 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Thanks Etsy, that's exactly what I was looking for when I searched for press on nails
I really hate this dumb motherfucker
The best way to honor Charlie's memory is to continue his work: engage with each other, across ideology, through spirited discourse. In a democracy, ideas are tested through words and good-faith debate — never through violence.
September 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I really hate this dumb motherfucker
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Newsom is proof that if Trump was more clean cut and well spoken liberals wouldn’t have a problem with Trump
August 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Newsom is proof that if Trump was more clean cut and well spoken liberals wouldn’t have a problem with Trump
Hugh Grants middle name is Mungo????!
August 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Hugh Grants middle name is Mungo????!
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Happy beans day to those who celebrate
July 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Happy beans day to those who celebrate
This horse is caked up
July 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This horse is caked up
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Gavin Newsom pays circus clowns to stomp on his balls.
July 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Gavin Newsom pays circus clowns to stomp on his balls.
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Gavin Newsom Fingered My Dad And Blamed It On Communists
July 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Gavin Newsom Fingered My Dad And Blamed It On Communists
Do you think the michelin man cleans between the folds
July 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Do you think the michelin man cleans between the folds
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Seeing a lot of racist pinkwashing bullshit about Muslims and homosexuality and it’s a good time to share how I was on the gay marriage beat for a decade and racist gays never believed me when I shared how US Muslims favored equal LGBT rights (52%) over Christian evangelicals (34%)!
June 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Seeing a lot of racist pinkwashing bullshit about Muslims and homosexuality and it’s a good time to share how I was on the gay marriage beat for a decade and racist gays never believed me when I shared how US Muslims favored equal LGBT rights (52%) over Christian evangelicals (34%)!
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
Poodles are actually water dogs. The word 'poodle' is a portmanteau of 'pool' and 'noodle'
June 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Poodles are actually water dogs. The word 'poodle' is a portmanteau of 'pool' and 'noodle'
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He hasn’t posted here in a while but this is @filmthepolicela.bsky.social helping out LAPD with some riot control tonight. Pretty funny.
June 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
He hasn’t posted here in a while but this is @filmthepolicela.bsky.social helping out LAPD with some riot control tonight. Pretty funny.
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On his first Father’s Day, Mahmoud Khalil will sit in a detention center 1,500 miles away from his wife and newborn son, as punishment for speaking out in support of Palestinian rights.
June 13, 2025 at 10:56 AM
On his first Father’s Day, Mahmoud Khalil will sit in a detention center 1,500 miles away from his wife and newborn son, as punishment for speaking out in support of Palestinian rights.
Today they showed us how they used AI to do the function of a key word search but worse
Yum yum i love when my employer shoves AI down my throat like im a fat lil foie gras goose
June 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Today they showed us how they used AI to do the function of a key word search but worse
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"You can cover your faces, we can still tell you're pigs"
Seen in Seattle
Seen in Seattle
June 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"You can cover your faces, we can still tell you're pigs"
Seen in Seattle
Seen in Seattle
If you can beleeb it you can acheeb it
June 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
If you can beleeb it you can acheeb it
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Pepper alphabet thread
May 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Pepper alphabet thread