the new england store brand "food club" implies that being into food is an exclusive, niche activity. yeah im a member of food club. yeah im gonna buy the cheap orange marmalade. im in the club

Around 20 years ago, a couple dorks met their musical heroes and doodled the image on the left in a fit of excitement. Now it is an official @tmbg.bsky.social T-shirt! Getta yours here:
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it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Todayborday, I'd like to wish alla y'alls a Mario Paint Labor Day!

I always loved the concept of the Scooby Snack because I don’t think Scooby is in-universe famous enough to have a brand so it’s just a dog food biscuit or cookie they bake and meticulously package to bribe their dog and one extremely high friend.

Some of you need to hear this

damocles, dude, you absolutely cannot put your sword there. come on man

having a difficult time understanding why scooby doo's mom received a card that said "so sorry to see you like this" after having scooby

I am obsessed with this road they show us endless flyover shots of in this show. Why is it four lanes? Why is it built like a double boulevard? It serves a few dozen single family homes and never has 1/10th the cars on it to justify that robust a level of traffic management.

go to college. stan bureaucrats. read papers. look at the moon. find the source of a river. drink tea while looking out the window. stretch. doodle. go for a walk. believe in yourself. take your life reasonably seriously.

no more fear no more pain only gamecube harvest moon cow