Francis Zach Morgan
franciszachmorgan.bsky.social
Francis Zach Morgan
@franciszachmorgan.bsky.social
I'm an antinatalist who resents his parents for playing God and forcing me into existence.
I wish I had it in me to kill myself. I'm 40 and even ten more years of life feels like a prison sentence.
December 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I keep praying for some disease that will kill me in two months, but will leave me feeling fine in the interim. Then, I could quit my job and just fart around for 60 days.
December 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I'm so glad I never had kids and got my vasectomy. I couldn't live with myself knowing I sentenced a human being to a lifetime of school and work. I hope I die soon.
December 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
"I'm hungry but nothing sounds good" applies to every aspect of my life. Man, I'm just so goddamned tired of every last thing, myself included.
December 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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The U.S. is the only democracy in the world with:

- Lifetime terms for high court judges
- An electoral college for choosing an executive
- A legislative chamber where legislative minorities routinely and permanently thwart legislative majorities
- 75% requirements for constitutional amendments
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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It's popular these days to say "No one is coming to save us" but honestly whoever made this might be.
November 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Listen up, Sonic is speaking!
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.

I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.

But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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I can't understand why uber-wealthy people like Joe Rogan have sponsors.

To me the entire point of wealth accumulation is so when someone tries to get you to do something you don't feel like doing or say something disingenuous, you can confidentially say no.
November 3, 2025 at 7:57 AM
100 bucks of candy well spent. Ran out at 7:50 pm. A little too cocky with the handfuls initially because it's in the 40s, raining, and there was a wind advisory and I thought I was seeing the brave few. Instead, I was pleasantly surprised to see the youth are go-hards.
November 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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It seems like the cause of some minor furor every year but you'd think people would have internalized that the Nobel Peace Prize is a little suspect after Kissinger and Arafat each got one.
October 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
We vasectomized antinatalists need to get more vocal! I think having kids is immoral because you're playing God and forcing existence on a person who cannot possibly consent to it. I also think Earth is a misery machine for animals.

Speak up, Snippy Boyz (still working on the name).
I’m gonna be honest: The way guys on here talk about birth rates makes my uterus want to collapse in on itself like a dying star.
October 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I may be a worthless piece of shit who wishes he'd never been born, but I can fix the hell out of a broken laundry hamper handle in a shoddy way.
October 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Every time this guy opens his mouth now it’s like listening to someone who just stepped out of a time machine from 2006.
“It is up to all of us to fix this.”
September 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I'm surprised more people aren't antinatalists. Humanity isn't great and nature is cruel. Why do you want to perpetuate humanity and play God by forcing existence on a person? Not existing prior to birth was easy street and then my parents went and fucked it all up! It's a bummer.
September 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Liberalism dot jpg
September 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Buckingham Nicks? I’m too busy Suckingtham Tits
September 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
...and then the bit that follows shows he knows exactly what's going on.

Idiot.

I can't believe you assholes have me going to bat for Jimmy Fallon.
“i don’t know what’s going on. and nobody does”

idiot
Here’s how Jimmy Fallon responded to Jimmy Kimmel being pulled off air:
September 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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"This isn't who we are," says nation whose history books are a bunch of redactions
September 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
1. Car Talk
2. Means Morning News
3. The Plot Thickens
4. Crimetown
5. S Town

I also happen to be The World's Least Problematic Incel™. I resent only myself!
dating apps should just make men list their top 5 podcasts
September 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I can't stop people for using "hopium" and "copium" but put that tired shit in my feed and you'll get the mutehammer swiftly and decisively
September 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM