Nicole
@frakkintoaster2.bsky.social
Lunaphile, Cat Servant, Puppy chew toy, and Uninspired Author.
I contracted Covid as the worst consolation prize for vacationing with my family.
Icing on the cake is the amount of relatives and apparently my own friends who suggest I should get some antibiotics.
Ah yes, and ivermectin as a chaser, right?
Icing on the cake is the amount of relatives and apparently my own friends who suggest I should get some antibiotics.
Ah yes, and ivermectin as a chaser, right?
September 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I contracted Covid as the worst consolation prize for vacationing with my family.
Icing on the cake is the amount of relatives and apparently my own friends who suggest I should get some antibiotics.
Ah yes, and ivermectin as a chaser, right?
Icing on the cake is the amount of relatives and apparently my own friends who suggest I should get some antibiotics.
Ah yes, and ivermectin as a chaser, right?
“Everything will turn out right, the world is built on that.”
July 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
“Everything will turn out right, the world is built on that.”
I’m not much to look at.
But I got cool protest posters…
But I got cool protest posters…
June 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I’m not much to look at.
But I got cool protest posters…
But I got cool protest posters…
I’m fairly certain the cracker in question didn’t have any cheese to slide off it to begin with…
May 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’m fairly certain the cracker in question didn’t have any cheese to slide off it to begin with…
Truth is certainly stranger than fiction…
May 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Truth is certainly stranger than fiction…
Certainly somethin.
I was extremely tempted by this $1 copy of Audition that features a cover so ill-conceived and poorly executed that it got misfiled into the Young Adult section,
May 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Certainly somethin.
We absolutely have a mental health crisis in this country.
I got one of “those” calls. The ones people promise they’ll make before control alt deleting themselves. From someone I detested. But I answered. Confused as fuck I answered.
Check on your friends AND your enemies.
I got one of “those” calls. The ones people promise they’ll make before control alt deleting themselves. From someone I detested. But I answered. Confused as fuck I answered.
Check on your friends AND your enemies.
May 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
We absolutely have a mental health crisis in this country.
I got one of “those” calls. The ones people promise they’ll make before control alt deleting themselves. From someone I detested. But I answered. Confused as fuck I answered.
Check on your friends AND your enemies.
I got one of “those” calls. The ones people promise they’ll make before control alt deleting themselves. From someone I detested. But I answered. Confused as fuck I answered.
Check on your friends AND your enemies.
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Tank vs Tesla
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" -WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
www.badchoices.us/p/tank-vs-te...
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" -WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
www.badchoices.us/p/tank-vs-te...
Tank vs Tesla
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" -WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
www.badchoices.us
May 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Tank vs Tesla
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" -WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
www.badchoices.us/p/tank-vs-te...
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" -WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
www.badchoices.us/p/tank-vs-te...
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DOGE is now descending upon the Defense Department. One proposed cost-saving measure is to close or consolidate dozens of U.S. military bases.
May 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
DOGE is now descending upon the Defense Department. One proposed cost-saving measure is to close or consolidate dozens of U.S. military bases.
Now that the pope is from Chicago, Malort should be considered holy water.
Hear me out, “My Lord” sounds a whole like the name of this fiendish aperitif…
Just sayin’.
Hear me out, “My Lord” sounds a whole like the name of this fiendish aperitif…
Just sayin’.
May 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Now that the pope is from Chicago, Malort should be considered holy water.
Hear me out, “My Lord” sounds a whole like the name of this fiendish aperitif…
Just sayin’.
Hear me out, “My Lord” sounds a whole like the name of this fiendish aperitif…
Just sayin’.
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my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name
me:
me:
May 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name
me:
me:
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The worst people in the world are mad.
May 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The worst people in the world are mad.
It’s a vibe and a lifestyle.
May 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It’s a vibe and a lifestyle.
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It’s disrespectful to call them kids. They’re altar boys.
CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."
May 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It’s disrespectful to call them kids. They’re altar boys.
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What fucking idiot judge fucking allowed this?!?
“It was the first time in Arizona judicial history — and possibly nationwide — that AI has been used to create a deceased victim’s own impact statement.”
Family uses AI to create video for deadly Chandler road rage victim's own impact statement
Christopher Pelkey was killed in a road rage incident in Chandler in 2021, but last month, artificial intelligence brought him back to life during his killer’s sentencing hearing.
www.abc15.com
May 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
What fucking idiot judge fucking allowed this?!?
Outfits will become skimpier until morale improves…
May 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Outfits will become skimpier until morale improves…
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When I think “private island in San Francisco” I definitely think “cost savings”
KUDLOW: The president suggested over the weekend maybe rebuild and reopen Alcatraz. Put them there, in the middle of the Pacific Ocean somewhere.
BONDI: I'm all for that. All for that. And I think it will be a cost savings.
BONDI: I'm all for that. All for that. And I think it will be a cost savings.
May 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
When I think “private island in San Francisco” I definitely think “cost savings”
Idk. We had a whole “man vs bear” debate in which a majority of women chose Smokey.
I chose “man”. But that’s because I took four years of anatomy, and well…
Like Sun Tzu said:
“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.”
So…
I chose “man”. But that’s because I took four years of anatomy, and well…
Like Sun Tzu said:
“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.”
So…
Men are not constantly being told “you’re bad,” they are constantly being told “LEFT WING SJWS THINK YOU’RE BAD” by conservative propaganda. There’s a huge difference.
I have two sons, and I don't think I've ever seen messaging going "Don't be a boy" or "YOU'RE BAD."
Sure looks like that's in "I heard someone say that they heard..." territory, rather than actual direct experience.
Also worth noting, the main message from manosphere influencers is "YOU'RE BAD."
Sure looks like that's in "I heard someone say that they heard..." territory, rather than actual direct experience.
Also worth noting, the main message from manosphere influencers is "YOU'RE BAD."
May 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Idk. We had a whole “man vs bear” debate in which a majority of women chose Smokey.
I chose “man”. But that’s because I took four years of anatomy, and well…
Like Sun Tzu said:
“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.”
So…
I chose “man”. But that’s because I took four years of anatomy, and well…
Like Sun Tzu said:
“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.”
So…
So much for cleaning house…
Turns out today is “corpse” Monday after all, except we’re decomposing as a family.
It’s what Dad would’ve wanted.
Turns out today is “corpse” Monday after all, except we’re decomposing as a family.
It’s what Dad would’ve wanted.
May 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
So much for cleaning house…
Turns out today is “corpse” Monday after all, except we’re decomposing as a family.
It’s what Dad would’ve wanted.
Turns out today is “corpse” Monday after all, except we’re decomposing as a family.
It’s what Dad would’ve wanted.
Y’all yeeted tea into big water over tariffs.
Can we commence with the “yeeting”? Like, soon.
Can we commence with the “yeeting”? Like, soon.
Reminder for those who seem to have forgotten: We don’t have kings in America. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/george-washington-would-have-thrown
May 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Y’all yeeted tea into big water over tariffs.
Can we commence with the “yeeting”? Like, soon.
Can we commence with the “yeeting”? Like, soon.
“Fancy dinner” they said.
“To the 9’s” they said.
“Do you even OWN a dress?”
Bitch, listen…I’m about to go from Gremlin to “Woah”. Now shut up before I stab myself in the eye trying to get this eyeliner on…
“To the 9’s” they said.
“Do you even OWN a dress?”
Bitch, listen…I’m about to go from Gremlin to “Woah”. Now shut up before I stab myself in the eye trying to get this eyeliner on…
May 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
“Fancy dinner” they said.
“To the 9’s” they said.
“Do you even OWN a dress?”
Bitch, listen…I’m about to go from Gremlin to “Woah”. Now shut up before I stab myself in the eye trying to get this eyeliner on…
“To the 9’s” they said.
“Do you even OWN a dress?”
Bitch, listen…I’m about to go from Gremlin to “Woah”. Now shut up before I stab myself in the eye trying to get this eyeliner on…
If you have to repeatedly tell everyone around you that you are:
“A Nice Person” TM
You’re probably not tho…
“Real G’s move in silence like lasagna”. Just. Sayin’…
“A Nice Person” TM
You’re probably not tho…
“Real G’s move in silence like lasagna”. Just. Sayin’…
May 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If you have to repeatedly tell everyone around you that you are:
“A Nice Person” TM
You’re probably not tho…
“Real G’s move in silence like lasagna”. Just. Sayin’…
“A Nice Person” TM
You’re probably not tho…
“Real G’s move in silence like lasagna”. Just. Sayin’…
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U.S. Denies Picking Bombing Targets From Random Twitter Accounts
An anonymous OSINT sleuth mis-identified a quarry as an underground Houthi base. Days later, the Pentagon allegedly struck the site and killed eight people.
www.404media.co
May 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Stop being nice. Be nice to nice people. Motherf*ck the rest of them…every waking moment.
May 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Stop being nice. Be nice to nice people. Motherf*ck the rest of them…every waking moment.