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Kevv
@fplkevv.bsky.social
Fantasy football, Comedy Sketches , reader , aspiring author and United fan.
Amorim ball is here
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Currently awaiting a call from the National Portrait Gallery about this piece, which I have entitled 'Brennan Johnson Scores'
May 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Gameweek 38: The place dreams go to die.

Managers around the world know the hope of glory that the last week of fpl brings, perhaps deciding your mini-league win or securing that top 10k. In this manager's experience, the ultimate week has always been a damp squib, with one notable exception.
May 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Is FPL a football-themed maths game, or a maths-themed football game?
April 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I'll tear my WC team apart just to get Saka in. Time to get ahead of the curve. Assist machine , gets the goals , bps magnet, Ars focal point etc.

He is him
March 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Here's my updated FPL schedule spreadsheet which highlights the possible Blank and Double GW fixtures.

Teams are ordered by how soon/likely their next Double GW is.
March 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
WC active. Chat , who is a must own?
March 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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The last time I looked forward to a Tuesday evening this much, I was meeting a lady with a freakishly large bum.

Thank goodness for midweek #fpl GW27 to try again for a green arrow
February 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Amad upfront
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ALT: a close up of a person 's face with the word got on the bottom right
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February 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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I used to pick up and read out loud from the romance novels my sister bought. She hated it so she learned Portuguese and reads Brazilian romance now. I feel ashamed that I pushed her to change language to continue reading romance stories. I am a bad sister.
January 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
What goes around, comes around
December 15, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Perfect time to quote this
Salah v Palmer 🧢 going to the wire.
Palmer looking to shot from outside the box is not ideal. Good for assists though.

Salah playing wider and looking to provide is not ideal either.

Both players get more aggressive over the 75th minute though and might get late goals.

Difficult decision.
December 15, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Search over.. the answer is Mbeumo🫡
Brennan , I am shopping for your replacement mate ya better do something #FPL
December 15, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Brennan , I am shopping for your replacement mate ya better do something #FPL
December 15, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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an unlucky werewolf who always gets a cloudy night on full moons
December 14, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Can Bruno fall yesterday and rise this week?
December 15, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Salah v Palmer 🧢 going to the wire.
Palmer looking to shot from outside the box is not ideal. Good for assists though.

Salah playing wider and looking to provide is not ideal either.

Both players get more aggressive over the 75th minute though and might get late goals.

Difficult decision.
December 14, 2024 at 9:53 AM
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A reminder that T. S. Eliot had the problems of today figured out 103 years ago in his essay and poetry collection "The Sacred Wood."
December 14, 2024 at 1:26 AM
If Gabriel is out this week , I can do Gabriel > Virgil.
Players with almost similar qualities by the way. The way FUL conceded corners against ARS is the motivation.
December 12, 2024 at 9:19 AM
The towers knew this kind of weird mystery chip will cause this kind of outarage/discourse. Well played towers 👏
December 11, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Assistant manager seems like an unnecessary addition to a game that already gives me enough problems. Now I have more things to worry about
December 11, 2024 at 4:19 PM
66 points this week.
461k 🔻 534k
Should have played Iwobi in hindsight.
We move #FPL
December 6, 2024 at 1:21 PM
@hindumonkey.bsky.social looking forward to the shithousery of the week mate
December 5, 2024 at 7:03 AM