Goose
@fplgoosiero.bsky.social
I like the beautiful game. I am beautiful game.
Comedy & Fantasy Football
19 seasons of failing to win FPL
4 Top 30k & 4 Top 10k #fpl finishes
Best finish - 1864
Comedy & Fantasy Football
19 seasons of failing to win FPL
4 Top 30k & 4 Top 10k #fpl finishes
Best finish - 1864
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GW25: 403k rank. 1.3 bank.
1 free transfer.
My only decision this week is who to start between Thiaw, Rodon and Dewsbury. None of those names rhyme with green. I need a sign. Speak to me, universe, tell me who to pick, oh great ghost, the protector of troubled fantasy managers. 🪿
1 free transfer.
My only decision this week is who to start between Thiaw, Rodon and Dewsbury. None of those names rhyme with green. I need a sign. Speak to me, universe, tell me who to pick, oh great ghost, the protector of troubled fantasy managers. 🪿
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 AM
GW25: 403k rank. 1.3 bank.
1 free transfer.
My only decision this week is who to start between Thiaw, Rodon and Dewsbury. None of those names rhyme with green. I need a sign. Speak to me, universe, tell me who to pick, oh great ghost, the protector of troubled fantasy managers. 🪿
1 free transfer.
My only decision this week is who to start between Thiaw, Rodon and Dewsbury. None of those names rhyme with green. I need a sign. Speak to me, universe, tell me who to pick, oh great ghost, the protector of troubled fantasy managers. 🪿
As I sit here on the rail replacement coach having completed a tram trip already, I look forward to the choo choo train and the automobile that are yet to come. Mind-boggling to think that not so long ago, this would all have been done on the back of a horse or a horse replacement peasant. 🪿
February 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
As I sit here on the rail replacement coach having completed a tram trip already, I look forward to the choo choo train and the automobile that are yet to come. Mind-boggling to think that not so long ago, this would all have been done on the back of a horse or a horse replacement peasant. 🪿
Magic. One of the world's greatest mysteries. Daniels. Houdini. Jesus. And now, Goosiero. Making the seemingly impossible become possible. And so, I ask you, #fpl managers, look over here, see that rank outside 500k in GW24? Good. Remember it. Now close your eyes.. 🪿
February 4, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Magic. One of the world's greatest mysteries. Daniels. Houdini. Jesus. And now, Goosiero. Making the seemingly impossible become possible. And so, I ask you, #fpl managers, look over here, see that rank outside 500k in GW24? Good. Remember it. Now close your eyes.. 🪿
Oh God. I thought someone at work called me Goose earlier. Hah. My heart skipped a beat. 🪿
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Oh God. I thought someone at work called me Goose earlier. Hah. My heart skipped a beat. 🪿
GW24: 71 points
524k > 404k 🟢
Brobbey deserved more tonight, but it wasn't to be. The squad looks good. The Arsenal cleans keep coming. Hoping for a steady climb up until chip season, when the big boy rank changes will happen, which, mark my words, will be glorious.
524k > 404k 🟢
Brobbey deserved more tonight, but it wasn't to be. The squad looks good. The Arsenal cleans keep coming. Hoping for a steady climb up until chip season, when the big boy rank changes will happen, which, mark my words, will be glorious.
February 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
GW24: 71 points
524k > 404k 🟢
Brobbey deserved more tonight, but it wasn't to be. The squad looks good. The Arsenal cleans keep coming. Hoping for a steady climb up until chip season, when the big boy rank changes will happen, which, mark my words, will be glorious.
524k > 404k 🟢
Brobbey deserved more tonight, but it wasn't to be. The squad looks good. The Arsenal cleans keep coming. Hoping for a steady climb up until chip season, when the big boy rank changes will happen, which, mark my words, will be glorious.
Things have gone well so far, but the gw isn't over yet. There's still one player who could propel the rise up and away from those lucky casuals, to my home, the place that I belong, the top 10k. The journey will be difficult, but with Brobbey by my side, a small step could become a leap tonight. 🪿
February 2, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Things have gone well so far, but the gw isn't over yet. There's still one player who could propel the rise up and away from those lucky casuals, to my home, the place that I belong, the top 10k. The journey will be difficult, but with Brobbey by my side, a small step could become a leap tonight. 🪿
I hear you douters, but Tottenham's tactics of making the football super boring could still work. If I was a City centre back, I would just let them score. Just to stay awake. Let's see what happens. Excited. 🪿
February 1, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I hear you douters, but Tottenham's tactics of making the football super boring could still work. If I was a City centre back, I would just let them score. Just to stay awake. Let's see what happens. Excited. 🪿
Don't mind me. Just trying my Cunha dance. 🪿
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February 1, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Don't mind me. Just trying my Cunha dance. 🪿
Very much looking forward to Bruno, Cunha & cap Haaland later in some, hopefully, entertaining games. Before that though, Djokovic v Alcaraz Aussy Open Final is starting soon. BT in the UK.
It could be an epic Sunday!
It could be an epic Sunday!
February 1, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Very much looking forward to Bruno, Cunha & cap Haaland later in some, hopefully, entertaining games. Before that though, Djokovic v Alcaraz Aussy Open Final is starting soon. BT in the UK.
It could be an epic Sunday!
It could be an epic Sunday!
Eketike has done well tonight, but can he really match Brobbey? Yet to be seen. We shall see. Hold your horses. One more game to go. Don't put the cart before the horse. It's not over 'till the fat lady sings. Stranger things have happened. I'm not in denial. You're in denial. 🪿
January 31, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Eketike has done well tonight, but can he really match Brobbey? Yet to be seen. We shall see. Hold your horses. One more game to go. Don't put the cart before the horse. It's not over 'till the fat lady sings. Stranger things have happened. I'm not in denial. You're in denial. 🪿
Somewhere deep inside, where managerial knowhow lives and grows, a voice whispered to me, "Psst, Goose. Don't transfer Bowen out for Joao Pedro. Don't bench Bowen for Dewsbury-Hall. You're too good a manager, Goose". What can I say. I listened. 🪿
January 31, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Somewhere deep inside, where managerial knowhow lives and grows, a voice whispered to me, "Psst, Goose. Don't transfer Bowen out for Joao Pedro. Don't bench Bowen for Dewsbury-Hall. You're too good a manager, Goose". What can I say. I listened. 🪿
Sometimes, it doesn't matter how hard you wish that your players do well. Realistically, what makes the difference is wishing that other assets score poorly, which is why I curse the following players:
Rice (spit), Thiago (spit), Semenyo (spit), Wilson (spit), Guehi (spit) & J. Pedro (spit). 🪿
Rice (spit), Thiago (spit), Semenyo (spit), Wilson (spit), Guehi (spit) & J. Pedro (spit). 🪿
January 31, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Sometimes, it doesn't matter how hard you wish that your players do well. Realistically, what makes the difference is wishing that other assets score poorly, which is why I curse the following players:
Rice (spit), Thiago (spit), Semenyo (spit), Wilson (spit), Guehi (spit) & J. Pedro (spit). 🪿
Rice (spit), Thiago (spit), Semenyo (spit), Wilson (spit), Guehi (spit) & J. Pedro (spit). 🪿
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January 31, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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What's with the Bruno cappers around here? Surely Haaland is going to spank Spurs six ways to Sunday. Who knows how Man Utd and Fulham will perform.
January 30, 2026 at 9:18 PM
What's with the Bruno cappers around here? Surely Haaland is going to spank Spurs six ways to Sunday. Who knows how Man Utd and Fulham will perform.
GW24: 524k rank. 1.3 bank.
3/3 transfers used. Eketike, Foden, Reijnders > Brob, Bruno, Enzo. I'm quite well set up for 26, whoever gets the double. Good luck, managers.
3/3 transfers used. Eketike, Foden, Reijnders > Brob, Bruno, Enzo. I'm quite well set up for 26, whoever gets the double. Good luck, managers.
January 29, 2026 at 7:49 PM
GW24: 524k rank. 1.3 bank.
3/3 transfers used. Eketike, Foden, Reijnders > Brob, Bruno, Enzo. I'm quite well set up for 26, whoever gets the double. Good luck, managers.
3/3 transfers used. Eketike, Foden, Reijnders > Brob, Bruno, Enzo. I'm quite well set up for 26, whoever gets the double. Good luck, managers.
GW23: 35 points.
424k > 525k 🔴
It's a rank drop, but I'm fairly positive. Things could have been worse and I'm confident of of a steady climb up the ranks from this point with a few fine tweaks.
424k > 525k 🔴
It's a rank drop, but I'm fairly positive. Things could have been worse and I'm confident of of a steady climb up the ranks from this point with a few fine tweaks.
January 26, 2026 at 10:07 PM
GW23: 35 points.
424k > 525k 🔴
It's a rank drop, but I'm fairly positive. Things could have been worse and I'm confident of of a steady climb up the ranks from this point with a few fine tweaks.
424k > 525k 🔴
It's a rank drop, but I'm fairly positive. Things could have been worse and I'm confident of of a steady climb up the ranks from this point with a few fine tweaks.
I see ma' boy Dewsbury is back in action. It's been a long patient wait all through the busy period. Good things come to the goose that waits, I hope. 🪿
January 26, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I see ma' boy Dewsbury is back in action. It's been a long patient wait all through the busy period. Good things come to the goose that waits, I hope. 🪿
Honestly, them leakers, them leakers lovers, them Haaland benchers, all of 'em, they should all be bloody ashamed of themselves. What? I like to get all furious sometimes too. This is exactly why no one who stays up late and misses the deadline on occasion will ever win fpl. Shaaaame. 🪿
January 26, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Honestly, them leakers, them leakers lovers, them Haaland benchers, all of 'em, they should all be bloody ashamed of themselves. What? I like to get all furious sometimes too. This is exactly why no one who stays up late and misses the deadline on occasion will ever win fpl. Shaaaame. 🪿
Great win for Man Utd. Arsenal poor. Times are changing and so is many an fpl team. 3 free transfers made already. Eketike, Foden, Reijnders > Bruno, Enzo, Brobbey. Yes, Brobbey.
I'm now considering my first hit of the season for Bowen to JP. Is it worth it?
I'm now considering my first hit of the season for Bowen to JP. Is it worth it?
January 25, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Great win for Man Utd. Arsenal poor. Times are changing and so is many an fpl team. 3 free transfers made already. Eketike, Foden, Reijnders > Bruno, Enzo, Brobbey. Yes, Brobbey.
I'm now considering my first hit of the season for Bowen to JP. Is it worth it?
I'm now considering my first hit of the season for Bowen to JP. Is it worth it?
I'm going to throw a name out. A name scoring a few goals. A name cheap enough to punt on. A name not many have heard. A name that rotates well with another name in my squad. What do we think about..
Mr Brobbey? FWD 5.5
Mr Brobbey? FWD 5.5
January 24, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I'm going to throw a name out. A name scoring a few goals. A name cheap enough to punt on. A name not many have heard. A name that rotates well with another name in my squad. What do we think about..
Mr Brobbey? FWD 5.5
Mr Brobbey? FWD 5.5
The one time I don't wake up before the deadline and everyone is saying Haaland & Foden benched as expected. I call upon you Gods of fpl. Do what's right. Make me whole. 🪿
January 24, 2026 at 2:23 PM
The one time I don't wake up before the deadline and everyone is saying Haaland & Foden benched as expected. I call upon you Gods of fpl. Do what's right. Make me whole. 🪿
I've waited patiently all week, ignoring all the footy, ignoring price changes and holding onto two free transfers. With only 0.2 in the bank, rolling for extra info & 3 frees in gw24 is preferable.
Who would you guys bench this week?
Who would you guys bench this week?
January 22, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I've waited patiently all week, ignoring all the footy, ignoring price changes and holding onto two free transfers. With only 0.2 in the bank, rolling for extra info & 3 frees in gw24 is preferable.
Who would you guys bench this week?
Who would you guys bench this week?
I can smell a fresh breach of FPP baking in the Man City canteen. If we play it right, some #fpl managers could have 9 City players versus Wolves at home.🪿
January 20, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I can smell a fresh breach of FPP baking in the Man City canteen. If we play it right, some #fpl managers could have 9 City players versus Wolves at home.🪿
Back in the 2000s, my then girlfriend told me that I'd never finish in the #fpl top 10k four times. She also said she'd leave me for Russell Brand in a heartbeat. I showed her. 🪿
January 20, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Back in the 2000s, my then girlfriend told me that I'd never finish in the #fpl top 10k four times. She also said she'd leave me for Russell Brand in a heartbeat. I showed her. 🪿
GW22: 52 points.
600k > 423k 🟢
Eyyyyy! 🪿
600k > 423k 🟢
Eyyyyy! 🪿
January 19, 2026 at 10:05 PM
GW22: 52 points.
600k > 423k 🟢
Eyyyyy! 🪿
600k > 423k 🟢
Eyyyyy! 🪿