Goose
@fplgoosiero.bsky.social
I like the beautiful game. I am beautiful game.
Comedy & Fantasy Football
19 seasons of failing to win FPL
4 Top 30k & 4 Top 10k #fpl finishes
Best finish - 1864
Comedy & Fantasy Football
19 seasons of failing to win FPL
4 Top 30k & 4 Top 10k #fpl finishes
Best finish - 1864
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The fixtures look promising going forward. Hoping my midfielders can get their shooting boots on and repay some faith. No hits taken so far. If I can avoid int break injuries, I may indeed stick to rotating one forward spot until AFCON as per plan. The biggest decision now is who to captain in GW12
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The fixtures look promising going forward. Hoping my midfielders can get their shooting boots on and repay some faith. No hits taken so far. If I can avoid int break injuries, I may indeed stick to rotating one forward spot until AFCON as per plan. The biggest decision now is who to captain in GW12
GW11: 31 points.
344k > 538K 🔴
Like a lot of managers around these parts, I've not had the most satisfying week of fpl. Setbacks are a part of the game, and they will only make those exploding rank boosting gameweeks of the future all the sweeter. We will return stronger and hungrier than ever. 🪿
344k > 538K 🔴
Like a lot of managers around these parts, I've not had the most satisfying week of fpl. Setbacks are a part of the game, and they will only make those exploding rank boosting gameweeks of the future all the sweeter. We will return stronger and hungrier than ever. 🪿
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
GW11: 31 points.
344k > 538K 🔴
Like a lot of managers around these parts, I've not had the most satisfying week of fpl. Setbacks are a part of the game, and they will only make those exploding rank boosting gameweeks of the future all the sweeter. We will return stronger and hungrier than ever. 🪿
344k > 538K 🔴
Like a lot of managers around these parts, I've not had the most satisfying week of fpl. Setbacks are a part of the game, and they will only make those exploding rank boosting gameweeks of the future all the sweeter. We will return stronger and hungrier than ever. 🪿
What's this I hear? Semenyo misses pen. Captain Haaland misses pen. VVD has good goal disallowed. Gakpo benched but will still block 1st sub Dewsbury-Hall. International break incoming. Big rank drop. I tell you, if I wasn't an excellent all-around manager, these things would be a big deal. 🪿
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
What's this I hear? Semenyo misses pen. Captain Haaland misses pen. VVD has good goal disallowed. Gakpo benched but will still block 1st sub Dewsbury-Hall. International break incoming. Big rank drop. I tell you, if I wasn't an excellent all-around manager, these things would be a big deal. 🪿
GW11: 344k rank. 0.8 bank.
1/1 free transfer
Woltemade > J. Pedro.
It would be nice if a few of my players didn't hit posts this week. Just inside, please, lads. 🪿
1/1 free transfer
Woltemade > J. Pedro.
It would be nice if a few of my players didn't hit posts this week. Just inside, please, lads. 🪿
November 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
GW11: 344k rank. 0.8 bank.
1/1 free transfer
Woltemade > J. Pedro.
It would be nice if a few of my players didn't hit posts this week. Just inside, please, lads. 🪿
1/1 free transfer
Woltemade > J. Pedro.
It would be nice if a few of my players didn't hit posts this week. Just inside, please, lads. 🪿
Oh my God. What a wonderful day. I found a 2 pence coin just laying by the side of the pavement. It was quite muddy. Nothing a quick wash couldn't sort out. I tell you, I haven't been this happy since that fpl youtuber hit their subscriber target that time 🪿
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Oh my God. What a wonderful day. I found a 2 pence coin just laying by the side of the pavement. It was quite muddy. Nothing a quick wash couldn't sort out. I tell you, I haven't been this happy since that fpl youtuber hit their subscriber target that time 🪿
Sometimes, an excellent fpl manager needs to ask themselves, "Am I keeping it real?". That's exactly why I'm going to play actual football in about half an hour. 6-aside. Some office workers. Some tradesmen. Score a few goals. Skills. Bants. Oy! Man on! Offside! F**k off! That kind of stuff. 👊🪿
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Sometimes, an excellent fpl manager needs to ask themselves, "Am I keeping it real?". That's exactly why I'm going to play actual football in about half an hour. 6-aside. Some office workers. Some tradesmen. Score a few goals. Skills. Bants. Oy! Man on! Offside! F**k off! That kind of stuff. 👊🪿
Oh no! Bluesky looks down! To whom do I brag about my #fpl rank now? The normies don't care. I'm always above them. Will this message even post? Oh God. If anyone can read this, just send psychic likes, oh, and help. 🪿
November 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Oh no! Bluesky looks down! To whom do I brag about my #fpl rank now? The normies don't care. I'm always above them. Will this message even post? Oh God. If anyone can read this, just send psychic likes, oh, and help. 🪿
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Following the announcement of the FIFA Peace Prize, I'm looking forward to hearing about the winners of the ICC Prize for Physics and the NBA Prize for Literature.
November 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Following the announcement of the FIFA Peace Prize, I'm looking forward to hearing about the winners of the ICC Prize for Physics and the NBA Prize for Literature.
According to Newtons Third Law of Motion, for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. And so it is here, in the unforgiving world of fpl, where two titans hurdle towards an unstoppable collision. The first is well-loved, humble, four time 10k finisher FPL Goosiero, aka Goose, aka 🪿.
Catch up with The Great and The Good… are you still beating them all @fplgoosiero.bsky.social ?
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What moves did FPL Harry, Pras + more make in Gameweek 10?
Greyhead analyses the Gameweek 10 transfers and strategies of some well-known FPL managers, from FPL Harry to Ben Crellin.
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November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
According to Newtons Third Law of Motion, for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. And so it is here, in the unforgiving world of fpl, where two titans hurdle towards an unstoppable collision. The first is well-loved, humble, four time 10k finisher FPL Goosiero, aka Goose, aka 🪿.
I can't believe Liverpool didn't get the penalty. The big clubs usually get those. Nice to see the refs finally being fair to plucky teams like Real Madrid. 🪿
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I can't believe Liverpool didn't get the penalty. The big clubs usually get those. Nice to see the refs finally being fair to plucky teams like Real Madrid. 🪿
The #fpl season is a marathon, not a sprint. With my team fairly well set, I've taken a little break from all the different aspects of management. But, I forgot about tonight's game, a few CC's are catching up, and I think I've been goosed by Sammy from the Lane again. It's time to get serious 🪿
November 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The #fpl season is a marathon, not a sprint. With my team fairly well set, I've taken a little break from all the different aspects of management. But, I forgot about tonight's game, a few CC's are catching up, and I think I've been goosed by Sammy from the Lane again. It's time to get serious 🪿
GW10: 73 points.
316k > 306k (I think).
A tiny green arrow, achieved because of Haaland. What do you know, players who are very highly owned can sometimes make a difference. Decent week. Happy enough.
316k > 306k (I think).
A tiny green arrow, achieved because of Haaland. What do you know, players who are very highly owned can sometimes make a difference. Decent week. Happy enough.
November 2, 2025 at 10:02 PM
GW10: 73 points.
316k > 306k (I think).
A tiny green arrow, achieved because of Haaland. What do you know, players who are very highly owned can sometimes make a difference. Decent week. Happy enough.
316k > 306k (I think).
A tiny green arrow, achieved because of Haaland. What do you know, players who are very highly owned can sometimes make a difference. Decent week. Happy enough.
The crows are angry this morning. The crows know something is coming. Something unexpected. Something unatural. Could we finally see a Calvert-Lewin hatrick?
November 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
The crows are angry this morning. The crows know something is coming. Something unexpected. Something unatural. Could we finally see a Calvert-Lewin hatrick?
Mrrrrrry Haloween, folk people. Watch your backs.
October 31, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Mrrrrrry Haloween, folk people. Watch your backs.
GW10: 316k rank. 0.8 bank.
2/2 free transfers used on Gyokeres/Paqueta > Mateta/Sarr.
Good luck, managers! 🪿
2/2 free transfers used on Gyokeres/Paqueta > Mateta/Sarr.
Good luck, managers! 🪿
October 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
GW10: 316k rank. 0.8 bank.
2/2 free transfers used on Gyokeres/Paqueta > Mateta/Sarr.
Good luck, managers! 🪿
2/2 free transfers used on Gyokeres/Paqueta > Mateta/Sarr.
Good luck, managers! 🪿
ATTENTION: 5 free AFCON #fpl transfers in GW16.
Having one attacking spot that can rotate during gws 11-15 might be a good way to use your spare transfers if you have some.
Eg.
11 - Woltemade > JP (Wol)
12 - JP (Bur)
13 - JP > Thiago (BUR)
14 - Thiago > Sesko (WH)
15 - Sesko > Woltemade (BUR)
🪿
Having one attacking spot that can rotate during gws 11-15 might be a good way to use your spare transfers if you have some.
Eg.
11 - Woltemade > JP (Wol)
12 - JP (Bur)
13 - JP > Thiago (BUR)
14 - Thiago > Sesko (WH)
15 - Sesko > Woltemade (BUR)
🪿
October 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
ATTENTION: 5 free AFCON #fpl transfers in GW16.
Having one attacking spot that can rotate during gws 11-15 might be a good way to use your spare transfers if you have some.
Eg.
11 - Woltemade > JP (Wol)
12 - JP (Bur)
13 - JP > Thiago (BUR)
14 - Thiago > Sesko (WH)
15 - Sesko > Woltemade (BUR)
🪿
Having one attacking spot that can rotate during gws 11-15 might be a good way to use your spare transfers if you have some.
Eg.
11 - Woltemade > JP (Wol)
12 - JP (Bur)
13 - JP > Thiago (BUR)
14 - Thiago > Sesko (WH)
15 - Sesko > Woltemade (BUR)
🪿
When I was just a little boy, my grandad gave me some advice. No one likes a show-off, he said, not unless you've got a Bluesky account and an #fpl rank that most youtube content creators can only dream of. They put him in a secure facility shortly after that. Way ahead of his time, pop-pops. ❤️🪿
October 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
When I was just a little boy, my grandad gave me some advice. No one likes a show-off, he said, not unless you've got a Bluesky account and an #fpl rank that most youtube content creators can only dream of. They put him in a secure facility shortly after that. Way ahead of his time, pop-pops. ❤️🪿
Managers, friends, enemies, I have got to go into a physical office with people for the next 3 entire days. I will be short on time and patience. I might be grumpy in the evenings. This is your chance to ask me any difficult fpl, relationship and/or medical questions, while my mind is still sharp..🪿
October 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Managers, friends, enemies, I have got to go into a physical office with people for the next 3 entire days. I will be short on time and patience. I might be grumpy in the evenings. This is your chance to ask me any difficult fpl, relationship and/or medical questions, while my mind is still sharp..🪿
GW9 Wild Goose Chase Update:
The article we all look forward to every week is out, and it's more good news, managers. I'm still in a comfortable position to crack wise at youtubers and fpl legends alike. Better start drafting more gags. 🪿
The article we all look forward to every week is out, and it's more good news, managers. I'm still in a comfortable position to crack wise at youtubers and fpl legends alike. Better start drafting more gags. 🪿
Fabio has an Mbeumo of a green arrow, Luke and Zoph wildcard and one of them benches VDV
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What moves did ‘The Great and The Good’ make in Gameweek 9?
In 'The Great and the Good', Greyhead analyses the transfers and strategies of some well-known Fantasy Premier League (FPL) managers.
www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
GW9 Wild Goose Chase Update:
The article we all look forward to every week is out, and it's more good news, managers. I'm still in a comfortable position to crack wise at youtubers and fpl legends alike. Better start drafting more gags. 🪿
The article we all look forward to every week is out, and it's more good news, managers. I'm still in a comfortable position to crack wise at youtubers and fpl legends alike. Better start drafting more gags. 🪿
What is the deal with Declan Rice?
Will he recover from his knock?
Will he play tomorrow?
Will he play at the weekend?
Will he keep getting points?
Will he rise tonight?
Will he score better than Sarr over the next 5 gws?
Will he recover from his knock?
Will he play tomorrow?
Will he play at the weekend?
Will he keep getting points?
Will he rise tonight?
Will he score better than Sarr over the next 5 gws?
October 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
What is the deal with Declan Rice?
Will he recover from his knock?
Will he play tomorrow?
Will he play at the weekend?
Will he keep getting points?
Will he rise tonight?
Will he score better than Sarr over the next 5 gws?
Will he recover from his knock?
Will he play tomorrow?
Will he play at the weekend?
Will he keep getting points?
Will he rise tonight?
Will he score better than Sarr over the next 5 gws?
I have a confession to make. The rumours are true. I took steroids to enhance my 23-24 #fpl performance. It was a mistake and I'm sorry. My testicles shrunk to the size of tennis balls. Rage transfers were heavy. My rank actually suffered. If anything, my top 10k finish was even more impressive. 🪿
October 28, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I have a confession to make. The rumours are true. I took steroids to enhance my 23-24 #fpl performance. It was a mistake and I'm sorry. My testicles shrunk to the size of tennis balls. Rage transfers were heavy. My rank actually suffered. If anything, my top 10k finish was even more impressive. 🪿
Everybody's looking for that something. One thing that makes your team complete. You find it in the strangest places. You never knew it could be. You find it in the deepest friendship, the kind that you cherish all your life. And when you know how much that means, you've found that special thing..🪿
October 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Everybody's looking for that something. One thing that makes your team complete. You find it in the strangest places. You never knew it could be. You find it in the deepest friendship, the kind that you cherish all your life. And when you know how much that means, you've found that special thing..🪿
When an #fpl manager is having a season, which is anything less than excellent, they should ask themselves every fpl related question under the sun. So, I ask you this. Why is nobody talking about waterbeds anymore? Do they not still provide the ultimate sleep comfort? Are they no longer cool as F?🪿
October 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
When an #fpl manager is having a season, which is anything less than excellent, they should ask themselves every fpl related question under the sun. So, I ask you this. Why is nobody talking about waterbeds anymore? Do they not still provide the ultimate sleep comfort? Are they no longer cool as F?🪿
I've thought up so many jokes about having a bad fpl season, but I've not had a chance to use them, and it doesn't look like I will, not at this level of managment. If anyone knows a charity for fpl youtubers, where I can donate them, please let me know. Waste not, want not. 🪿
#fplcommunity
#fplcommunity
October 27, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I've thought up so many jokes about having a bad fpl season, but I've not had a chance to use them, and it doesn't look like I will, not at this level of managment. If anyone knows a charity for fpl youtubers, where I can donate them, please let me know. Waste not, want not. 🪿
#fplcommunity
#fplcommunity
After much deliberation, I have decided to make an early transfer. With mid-week cup games to be played, the timing is a risk. Mateta comes in for Gyok. This leaves 1.4 in the bank, up from 0.0, which I intend to use on upgrading Paqueta this week, and possibly Ekdal in the future. I do love Mateta.
October 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
After much deliberation, I have decided to make an early transfer. With mid-week cup games to be played, the timing is a risk. Mateta comes in for Gyok. This leaves 1.4 in the bank, up from 0.0, which I intend to use on upgrading Paqueta this week, and possibly Ekdal in the future. I do love Mateta.