Goose
@fplgoosiero.bsky.social
I like the beautiful game. I am beautiful game.
Comedy & Fantasy Football
19 seasons of failing to win FPL
4 Top 30k & 4 Top 10k #fpl finishes
Best finish - 1864
Comedy & Fantasy Football
19 seasons of failing to win FPL
4 Top 30k & 4 Top 10k #fpl finishes
Best finish - 1864
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I'm gonna catch you up with my trip cap attacker. Then you'll be sorry.
February 4, 2026 at 9:15 AM
I'm gonna catch you up with my trip cap attacker. Then you'll be sorry.
Magic. One of the world's greatest mysteries. Daniels. Houdini. Jesus. And now, Goosiero. Making the seemingly impossible become possible. And so, I ask you, #fpl managers, look over here, see that rank outside 500k in GW24? Good. Remember it. Now close your eyes.. ๐ชฟ
February 4, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Magic. One of the world's greatest mysteries. Daniels. Houdini. Jesus. And now, Goosiero. Making the seemingly impossible become possible. And so, I ask you, #fpl managers, look over here, see that rank outside 500k in GW24? Good. Remember it. Now close your eyes.. ๐ชฟ
Double down on the ones that score more.
February 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Double down on the ones that score more.
I just assumed he's going to play forever, maybe drop down the leagues.
February 3, 2026 at 11:40 AM
I just assumed he's going to play forever, maybe drop down the leagues.
Oh God. I thought someone at work called me Goose earlier. Hah. My heart skipped a beat. ๐ชฟ
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Oh God. I thought someone at work called me Goose earlier. Hah. My heart skipped a beat. ๐ชฟ
GW24: 71 points
524k > 404k ๐ข
Brobbey deserved more tonight, but it wasn't to be. The squad looks good. The Arsenal cleans keep coming. Hoping for a steady climb up until chip season, when the big boy rank changes will happen, which, mark my words, will be glorious.
524k > 404k ๐ข
Brobbey deserved more tonight, but it wasn't to be. The squad looks good. The Arsenal cleans keep coming. Hoping for a steady climb up until chip season, when the big boy rank changes will happen, which, mark my words, will be glorious.
February 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
GW24: 71 points
524k > 404k ๐ข
Brobbey deserved more tonight, but it wasn't to be. The squad looks good. The Arsenal cleans keep coming. Hoping for a steady climb up until chip season, when the big boy rank changes will happen, which, mark my words, will be glorious.
524k > 404k ๐ข
Brobbey deserved more tonight, but it wasn't to be. The squad looks good. The Arsenal cleans keep coming. Hoping for a steady climb up until chip season, when the big boy rank changes will happen, which, mark my words, will be glorious.
If Brobbey played for a bigger team and that shot was closer to being on target, he would have got that assist.
#juisticeforbrobbey
#juisticeforbrobbey
February 2, 2026 at 8:56 PM
If Brobbey played for a bigger team and that shot was closer to being on target, he would have got that assist.
#juisticeforbrobbey
#juisticeforbrobbey
Haha, I've been doing that. Works.
February 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Haha, I've been doing that. Works.
You must be hoping for a Le Fee Panenka this evening.
February 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
You must be hoping for a Le Fee Panenka this evening.
Oh my God! Maybe I'll see him at the shop.
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Oh my God! Maybe I'll see him at the shop.
Things have gone well so far, but the gw isn't over yet. There's still one player who could propel the rise up and away from those lucky casuals, to my home, the place that I belong, the top 10k. The journey will be difficult, but with Brobbey by my side, a small step could become a leap tonight. ๐ชฟ
February 2, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Things have gone well so far, but the gw isn't over yet. There's still one player who could propel the rise up and away from those lucky casuals, to my home, the place that I belong, the top 10k. The journey will be difficult, but with Brobbey by my side, a small step could become a leap tonight. ๐ชฟ
Is that a Guehi OG? Called it.
February 1, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Is that a Guehi OG? Called it.
I hear you douters, but Tottenham's tactics of making the football super boring could still work. If I was a City centre back, I would just let them score. Just to stay awake. Let's see what happens. Excited. ๐ชฟ
February 1, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I hear you douters, but Tottenham's tactics of making the football super boring could still work. If I was a City centre back, I would just let them score. Just to stay awake. Let's see what happens. Excited. ๐ชฟ
Don't mind me. Just trying my Cunha dance. ๐ชฟ
a white duck is standing on its hind legs on a sidewalk next to a person with a cast on their foot .
ALT: a white duck is standing on its hind legs on a sidewalk next to a person with a cast on their foot .
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February 1, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Don't mind me. Just trying my Cunha dance. ๐ชฟ
Bruno is 100.6% top 10k EO according to live fpl, but 76.3% around my rank. So I can still enjoy any hauls or take any blanks, whatever. Good luck with your robot later.
February 1, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Bruno is 100.6% top 10k EO according to live fpl, but 76.3% around my rank. So I can still enjoy any hauls or take any blanks, whatever. Good luck with your robot later.
I'm not so sure the way he played in the semi. But yea, Alcaraz favourite. Might be a close one.
February 1, 2026 at 8:59 AM
I'm not so sure the way he played in the semi. But yea, Alcaraz favourite. Might be a close one.
Very much looking forward to Bruno, Cunha & cap Haaland later in some, hopefully, entertaining games. Before that though, Djokovic v Alcaraz Aussy Open Final is starting soon. BT in the UK.
It could be an epic Sunday!
It could be an epic Sunday!
February 1, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Very much looking forward to Bruno, Cunha & cap Haaland later in some, hopefully, entertaining games. Before that though, Djokovic v Alcaraz Aussy Open Final is starting soon. BT in the UK.
It could be an epic Sunday!
It could be an epic Sunday!
Eketike has done well tonight, but can he really match Brobbey? Yet to be seen. We shall see. Hold your horses. One more game to go. Don't put the cart before the horse. It's not over 'till the fat lady sings. Stranger things have happened. I'm not in denial. You're in denial. ๐ชฟ
January 31, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Eketike has done well tonight, but can he really match Brobbey? Yet to be seen. We shall see. Hold your horses. One more game to go. Don't put the cart before the horse. It's not over 'till the fat lady sings. Stranger things have happened. I'm not in denial. You're in denial. ๐ชฟ
Somewhere deep inside, where managerial knowhow lives and grows, a voice whispered to me, "Psst, Goose. Don't transfer Bowen out for Joao Pedro. Don't bench Bowen for Dewsbury-Hall. You're too good a manager, Goose". What can I say. I listened. ๐ชฟ
January 31, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Somewhere deep inside, where managerial knowhow lives and grows, a voice whispered to me, "Psst, Goose. Don't transfer Bowen out for Joao Pedro. Don't bench Bowen for Dewsbury-Hall. You're too good a manager, Goose". What can I say. I listened. ๐ชฟ
Sometimes, it doesn't matter how hard you wish that your players do well. Realistically, what makes the difference is wishing that other assets score poorly, which is why I curse the following players:
Rice (spit), Thiago (spit), Semenyo (spit), Wilson (spit), Guehi (spit) & J. Pedro (spit). ๐ชฟ
Rice (spit), Thiago (spit), Semenyo (spit), Wilson (spit), Guehi (spit) & J. Pedro (spit). ๐ชฟ
January 31, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Sometimes, it doesn't matter how hard you wish that your players do well. Realistically, what makes the difference is wishing that other assets score poorly, which is why I curse the following players:
Rice (spit), Thiago (spit), Semenyo (spit), Wilson (spit), Guehi (spit) & J. Pedro (spit). ๐ชฟ
Rice (spit), Thiago (spit), Semenyo (spit), Wilson (spit), Guehi (spit) & J. Pedro (spit). ๐ชฟ
Last min change. Bowen starts ahead of Dewsbury-Hall. Let's do this.
January 31, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Last min change. Bowen starts ahead of Dewsbury-Hall. Let's do this.
Don't get me wrong. Bruno is a great option. I'm just a little uncertain how well Man U will perform. Think I'm sticking with big Erl.
January 31, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Don't get me wrong. Bruno is a great option. I'm just a little uncertain how well Man U will perform. Think I'm sticking with big Erl.
I can't believe you're mountaineering when there's an important deadline approaching. Mickey Mouse management.
January 31, 2026 at 8:03 AM
I can't believe you're mountaineering when there's an important deadline approaching. Mickey Mouse management.
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January 31, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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That looks like a Cunha capper.
January 31, 2026 at 12:23 AM
That looks like a Cunha capper.