Goose
@fplgoosiero.bsky.social
I like the beautiful game. I am beautiful game.
Comedy & Fantasy Football
19 seasons of failing to win FPL
4 Top 30k & 4 Top 10k #fpl finishes
Best finish - 1864
Comedy & Fantasy Football
19 seasons of failing to win FPL
4 Top 30k & 4 Top 10k #fpl finishes
Best finish - 1864
Pinned
Who doesn't like a little bit of tickling? The widow? The priest? The policeman? The judge? The prison warden? Hah, they'll all say they don't, but giggles don't lie. I'm taking a few months away from Bluesky btw. With good behavior, I should be back by summer. 🪿
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Who doesn't like a little bit of tickling? The widow? The priest? The policeman? The judge? The prison warden? Hah, they'll all say they don't, but giggles don't lie. I'm taking a few months away from Bluesky btw. With good behavior, I should be back by summer. 🪿
GW13: 620k rank. 1.9 bank.
1/1 free transfer - JP > Thiago.
Sometimes you have to take three steps back to take a step forward, and so it is in this, the unforgiving game of #fpl, that a master manager such as myself, with red arrows in my chest, must persist in moving forward. Glory lies ahead. 🪿
1/1 free transfer - JP > Thiago.
Sometimes you have to take three steps back to take a step forward, and so it is in this, the unforgiving game of #fpl, that a master manager such as myself, with red arrows in my chest, must persist in moving forward. Glory lies ahead. 🪿
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 AM
GW13: 620k rank. 1.9 bank.
1/1 free transfer - JP > Thiago.
Sometimes you have to take three steps back to take a step forward, and so it is in this, the unforgiving game of #fpl, that a master manager such as myself, with red arrows in my chest, must persist in moving forward. Glory lies ahead. 🪿
1/1 free transfer - JP > Thiago.
Sometimes you have to take three steps back to take a step forward, and so it is in this, the unforgiving game of #fpl, that a master manager such as myself, with red arrows in my chest, must persist in moving forward. Glory lies ahead. 🪿
I know.. I know.. it's not like me to boast.. not really, not recently, not post gameweek anyway, but all 7 of my attacking players are on this list, including the top three. Success mmm-guaranteed. 🪿
💹 #FPL Market goal projections | GW13
A look at the top projected scorers this GW, per SpreadEx player goal markets (assumes a start; filtered for potential starters with @solioanalytics.com xMins)
A look at the top projected scorers this GW, per SpreadEx player goal markets (assumes a start; filtered for potential starters with @solioanalytics.com xMins)
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I know.. I know.. it's not like me to boast.. not really, not recently, not post gameweek anyway, but all 7 of my attacking players are on this list, including the top three. Success mmm-guaranteed. 🪿
I don't know what Neuer was thinking. No doubt, the goalkeeper's decision making will be in serious question after a moustache like that. 🪿
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I don't know what Neuer was thinking. No doubt, the goalkeeper's decision making will be in serious question after a moustache like that. 🪿
Holly schmoly! Someone's accepted my offer to buy their entire house. AND.. I only have to pay for a tenth of it now. Goose wins again. 🪿
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Holly schmoly! Someone's accepted my offer to buy their entire house. AND.. I only have to pay for a tenth of it now. Goose wins again. 🪿
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VOCAL WARMUPS with @soozuk.bsky.social
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November 26, 2025 at 10:52 AM
VOCAL WARMUPS with @soozuk.bsky.social
🎬🎤🎶
🎬🎤🎶
Reposted by Goose
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Chelsea are 6th. Barcelona are 15th. There are 36 teams in the table. What the hell is the point in this game? What kind of rubbish mid competition fillers are games?
I don't even know why I'm watching to be honest. Boo! Bring back small groups! Boo! Or cup knockout! Boo to you EUEFA! 🪿
I don't even know why I'm watching to be honest. Boo! Bring back small groups! Boo! Or cup knockout! Boo to you EUEFA! 🪿
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Chelsea are 6th. Barcelona are 15th. There are 36 teams in the table. What the hell is the point in this game? What kind of rubbish mid competition fillers are games?
I don't even know why I'm watching to be honest. Boo! Bring back small groups! Boo! Or cup knockout! Boo to you EUEFA! 🪿
I don't even know why I'm watching to be honest. Boo! Bring back small groups! Boo! Or cup knockout! Boo to you EUEFA! 🪿
Have you ever been chased by a force trying to destroy your 19 season #fpl record of 4 top 10k & 4 top 30k finishes at a rate that can be described as criminal? Nah, me neither. Not 'till now! I realised, post shakes, that this mini-league rival is in fact @elevenify.com. Incredible record. 🪿
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Have you ever been chased by a force trying to destroy your 19 season #fpl record of 4 top 10k & 4 top 30k finishes at a rate that can be described as criminal? Nah, me neither. Not 'till now! I realised, post shakes, that this mini-league rival is in fact @elevenify.com. Incredible record. 🪿
You know those films/series that you save somewhere but don't get around to watching because you're never in the mood that you think you'll need to be in, despite not knowing what kind of mood is required, and then you watch them, and they turn out to be fantastic? Hate those. Until I see them. 🪿
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
You know those films/series that you save somewhere but don't get around to watching because you're never in the mood that you think you'll need to be in, despite not knowing what kind of mood is required, and then you watch them, and they turn out to be fantastic? Hate those. Until I see them. 🪿
GW12: 39 points. 538 > 620k 🔴
Oof, what a horrible week. Thankfully, Dewsbury-Hall decided to save my blushes with.. unlucky for some.. thirteen..bingo!
Luck is a beast that no man can tame. 🪿
Oof, what a horrible week. Thankfully, Dewsbury-Hall decided to save my blushes with.. unlucky for some.. thirteen..bingo!
Luck is a beast that no man can tame. 🪿
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
GW12: 39 points. 538 > 620k 🔴
Oof, what a horrible week. Thankfully, Dewsbury-Hall decided to save my blushes with.. unlucky for some.. thirteen..bingo!
Luck is a beast that no man can tame. 🪿
Oof, what a horrible week. Thankfully, Dewsbury-Hall decided to save my blushes with.. unlucky for some.. thirteen..bingo!
Luck is a beast that no man can tame. 🪿
You're ma' boy Kiernan Frank Dewsbury-Hall!!!
Only 22 points so far this week. If I was the sort of manager who thinks that the longer the name, the more points they'll score, which it does appears I am, then we could be looking at something very, very special coming up. You're ma' boy, Bruno Miguel Borges Fernandes! 🪿
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
You're ma' boy Kiernan Frank Dewsbury-Hall!!!
Only 22 points so far this week. If I was the sort of manager who thinks that the longer the name, the more points they'll score, which it does appears I am, then we could be looking at something very, very special coming up. You're ma' boy, Bruno Miguel Borges Fernandes! 🪿
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Only 22 points so far this week. If I was the sort of manager who thinks that the longer the name, the more points they'll score, which it does appears I am, then we could be looking at something very, very special coming up. You're ma' boy, Bruno Miguel Borges Fernandes! 🪿
I paid £1.99 for a McDonald's Happy Meal box in '95. Still in top condition. Contents untouched. Kept it safely right next to my pillow every night for 30 years. Haven't had it valued yet, but between me and you, I don't expect to work to retirement age. 🪿
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I paid £1.99 for a McDonald's Happy Meal box in '95. Still in top condition. Contents untouched. Kept it safely right next to my pillow every night for 30 years. Haven't had it valued yet, but between me and you, I don't expect to work to retirement age. 🪿
Why is luck against me? Sure, I destroyed that hall of mirrors, but I couldn't get out and I was pekish. I don't have Hindu Monkey's energy for this. I need success or my pride will suffer, along and my Bluesky posts, and my sexual performance. Cap Bruno left..the ball's in your court, Universe. 🪿
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Why is luck against me? Sure, I destroyed that hall of mirrors, but I couldn't get out and I was pekish. I don't have Hindu Monkey's energy for this. I need success or my pride will suffer, along and my Bluesky posts, and my sexual performance. Cap Bruno left..the ball's in your court, Universe. 🪿
All I did was pick up the chalk and write something on a blackboard, 'GW12 = Gab > Timber'. Now they say I'm a self-taught fpl genius working as a janitor at some American university who anonymously solves difficult problems. Timber assist. How do you like them nipples? 🪿
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
All I did was pick up the chalk and write something on a blackboard, 'GW12 = Gab > Timber'. Now they say I'm a self-taught fpl genius working as a janitor at some American university who anonymously solves difficult problems. Timber assist. How do you like them nipples? 🪿
You know, I've been talking about getting a girlfriend as much as I talk about high ranks in #fpl. So, from this moment on, I will stop just talking and, instead, go out there and get that top 10k finish. 🪿
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
You know, I've been talking about getting a girlfriend as much as I talk about high ranks in #fpl. So, from this moment on, I will stop just talking and, instead, go out there and get that top 10k finish. 🪿
Big congratulations to Barnes captainers! Well done, you two. 🪿
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Big congratulations to Barnes captainers! Well done, you two. 🪿
If I was to be eaten alive, I'd chose the trio if Bruno G, Joelinton & Tonali for a quick death. Absolute animals. 🪿
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If I was to be eaten alive, I'd chose the trio if Bruno G, Joelinton & Tonali for a quick death. Absolute animals. 🪿
I can't believe Haaland hasn't got me any points yet. I'm just so, so, sooo unlucky. I can only imagine how frustrating this is for all those that captained him. 🪿
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I can't believe Haaland hasn't got me any points yet. I'm just so, so, sooo unlucky. I can only imagine how frustrating this is for all those that captained him. 🪿
All I can say so far is good job I didn't captain anyone playing this weekend 🪿
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
All I can say so far is good job I didn't captain anyone playing this weekend 🪿
GW12: 538k rank. 0.9 bank.
1/1 trans - Gabriel to Timber.
I've had 10 gws of decent to average scores with a very low GW11. What I haven't had is a lucky mega score kind of week, the kind of week that warms up your insides on a cold November weekend and makes everything worth it. Could this be it?🪿
1/1 trans - Gabriel to Timber.
I've had 10 gws of decent to average scores with a very low GW11. What I haven't had is a lucky mega score kind of week, the kind of week that warms up your insides on a cold November weekend and makes everything worth it. Could this be it?🪿
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
GW12: 538k rank. 0.9 bank.
1/1 trans - Gabriel to Timber.
I've had 10 gws of decent to average scores with a very low GW11. What I haven't had is a lucky mega score kind of week, the kind of week that warms up your insides on a cold November weekend and makes everything worth it. Could this be it?🪿
1/1 trans - Gabriel to Timber.
I've had 10 gws of decent to average scores with a very low GW11. What I haven't had is a lucky mega score kind of week, the kind of week that warms up your insides on a cold November weekend and makes everything worth it. Could this be it?🪿
Right then, connoisseurs of fpl, the wait is nearly over. The hibernation period is behind us. We have big fat bellies full of energy, but the hunger for green arrows remains. I need to pick up a few rises to keep the youtubers at bay.
1 free and 0.8 banked.
Gab > Timber?
Bruno cap?
1 free and 0.8 banked.
Gab > Timber?
Bruno cap?
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Right then, connoisseurs of fpl, the wait is nearly over. The hibernation period is behind us. We have big fat bellies full of energy, but the hunger for green arrows remains. I need to pick up a few rises to keep the youtubers at bay.
1 free and 0.8 banked.
Gab > Timber?
Bruno cap?
1 free and 0.8 banked.
Gab > Timber?
Bruno cap?
I tell him to kill. He doesn't react like a dog that's about to kill. We've sat through K9 twice. I did my James Belushi impression throughout. I called him Jerry Lee throughout. Rewinded the scene with the bad guy by the balls over and over. Postmen are laughing at us. Not sure what's wrong. 🪿
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I tell him to kill. He doesn't react like a dog that's about to kill. We've sat through K9 twice. I did my James Belushi impression throughout. I called him Jerry Lee throughout. Rewinded the scene with the bad guy by the balls over and over. Postmen are laughing at us. Not sure what's wrong. 🪿
Well, hey, a whole year on Bluesky. I made it! It's been a lot of fun. Fun people. Think I'll stick around for a bit longer. 🪿
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Well, hey, a whole year on Bluesky. I made it! It's been a lot of fun. Fun people. Think I'll stick around for a bit longer. 🪿