Joshua Foster Cohen
@fostermejosh.bsky.social
Trying to escape the billionaires clutch 😩
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Fun Fact:
Australia’s biggest export is boomerangs.
It’s also their biggest import
Australia’s biggest export is boomerangs.
It’s also their biggest import
July 29, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Fun Fact:
Australia’s biggest export is boomerangs.
It’s also their biggest import
Australia’s biggest export is boomerangs.
It’s also their biggest import
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"alexander graham bell, what is it that got you into creating the telephone?"
"i guess you could say it was a calling."
"i guess you could say it was a calling."
June 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
"alexander graham bell, what is it that got you into creating the telephone?"
"i guess you could say it was a calling."
"i guess you could say it was a calling."
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Nice hat, did you think this was the Kentucky Dorky?
May 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nice hat, did you think this was the Kentucky Dorky?
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April 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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I just watched the movie "Life of Pi".
I give it a 3.14159265359 out of 10.
I give it a 3.14159265359 out of 10.
March 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I just watched the movie "Life of Pi".
I give it a 3.14159265359 out of 10.
I give it a 3.14159265359 out of 10.
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I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one
February 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one
Words cannot describe how beautiful you are…
But numbers can… 3/10
But numbers can… 3/10
March 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Words cannot describe how beautiful you are…
But numbers can… 3/10
But numbers can… 3/10
I just ate a kid’s meal at McDonalds
Their parents were McFurious
Their parents were McFurious
March 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I just ate a kid’s meal at McDonalds
Their parents were McFurious
Their parents were McFurious
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There’s nothing more humiliating than autocorrect not knowing wtf you were trying to type
March 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
There’s nothing more humiliating than autocorrect not knowing wtf you were trying to type
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and yet PETA is silent about tape made out of duck? interesting
March 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
and yet PETA is silent about tape made out of duck? interesting
My coworkers have a great deal of willpower—and even more won’t power.
March 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
My coworkers have a great deal of willpower—and even more won’t power.
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The doctor says I'm healthy as a horse which makes two ways I'm like a horse if you count my unbreakable spirit
February 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The doctor says I'm healthy as a horse which makes two ways I'm like a horse if you count my unbreakable spirit
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A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the rabbit "what'll ya have?"
The rabbit says
"I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect."
🤣🤣
The bartender asks the rabbit "what'll ya have?"
The rabbit says
"I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect."
🤣🤣
February 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the rabbit "what'll ya have?"
The rabbit says
"I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect."
🤣🤣
The bartender asks the rabbit "what'll ya have?"
The rabbit says
"I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect."
🤣🤣
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Still haven't found my hidden talents. These jerks really know how to stay hidden.
February 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Still haven't found my hidden talents. These jerks really know how to stay hidden.
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i wrapped my david bowie cd in corned beef and now it won't play. i guess it's true what they say - never meat your Heroes.
February 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
i wrapped my david bowie cd in corned beef and now it won't play. i guess it's true what they say - never meat your Heroes.
The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.
February 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.
I swapped seats once on an airplane, and it was an absolute disaster… I also lost my job as a pilot!
February 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I swapped seats once on an airplane, and it was an absolute disaster… I also lost my job as a pilot!
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories
February 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories
What’s another word for Thesaurus?
February 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
What’s another word for Thesaurus?
I have an L shaped couch… too bad it’s lower case.
February 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I have an L shaped couch… too bad it’s lower case.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one
February 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one
Just burned 2,000 calories!
That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
February 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Just burned 2,000 calories!
That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.
February 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.
I used to think I was indecisive. But now I'm not so sure.
February 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I used to think I was indecisive. But now I'm not so sure.
I went to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.
February 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I went to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.