Oliver Cromulent
@forkpitch.bsky.social
Food, drink, politics, gardening, the White Sox. Not necessarily in order except for the last one. CEO, MBA, MPA, MG, ADHD, holder of three patents and author one and %? books
What is the going rate for a used Nobel Prize?
January 16, 2026 at 2:56 PM
What is the going rate for a used Nobel Prize?
FoodStuff December 15. Gonna be a lean Xmas this year, kids. Prices up & healthcare increases haven’t kicked in yet. Too many Korean Coffee shops & not enough cows. An imminent feta shortage, bowl restaurants are screwed, drinking down but the cocktails are classic.
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FoodStuff December 15, 2025 - Fork Pitch
Food Week October 25 - 31, 2021. The fork pitch update of the world of food including consumer & retail, restaurant and food service, supply chain and more
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December 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
FoodStuff December 15. Gonna be a lean Xmas this year, kids. Prices up & healthcare increases haven’t kicked in yet. Too many Korean Coffee shops & not enough cows. An imminent feta shortage, bowl restaurants are screwed, drinking down but the cocktails are classic.
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Okay. A little more coffee before I do something that isn't drinking coffee.
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Okay. A little more coffee before I do something that isn't drinking coffee.
FoodStuff November 30, 2025. Shaking off the tryptophan. Evergreen content like inflation, tariffs & food-borne illness. But we can help lift depression, avoid dementia & shop for Christmas. And enjoy our AI generated image that doesn't make a lick of sense
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FoodStuff November 30, 2025 - Fork Pitch
FoodStuff November 30, 2021. The world of food from fork pitch with consumer & retail, restaurant & food service, supply chain, drinks & more
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December 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
FoodStuff November 30, 2025. Shaking off the tryptophan. Evergreen content like inflation, tariffs & food-borne illness. But we can help lift depression, avoid dementia & shop for Christmas. And enjoy our AI generated image that doesn't make a lick of sense
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The rich are probably gamy and stringy and like any such meats would benefit from slow, low cooking. Thus, the new slogan: "Sous vide the rich"
This is propaganda meant to deter us from eating the rich.
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The rich are probably gamy and stringy and like any such meats would benefit from slow, low cooking. Thus, the new slogan: "Sous vide the rich"
FoodStuff November 15. A world of food full of contradiction & conflict: Amazon & Whole Foods, Italians & pasta, Italians & tomato sauce, Ben & Jerry's, Chipotle & youth, carnivore diets, sweeteners & weight loss, chefs who rob banks. But there's always Costco. Enjoy.
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FoodStuff November 15, 2025 - Fork Pitch
FoodStuff November 15. Fork Pitch update on world of food with Retail & Consumer, Restaurant & Food Service, Supply chain, Drink and more
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November 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
FoodStuff November 15. A world of food full of contradiction & conflict: Amazon & Whole Foods, Italians & pasta, Italians & tomato sauce, Ben & Jerry's, Chipotle & youth, carnivore diets, sweeteners & weight loss, chefs who rob banks. But there's always Costco. Enjoy.
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
FoodStuff October 31. The guys at Terrible Maps have nothing on AI. I found a map in The Kitchen, w/ most popular dinner by state. Pozole is the most popular dinner in KY, KS & ID? Speatzle in IL? Something called Lasagna Soup in FL? Anyway, other food stuff. Enjoy!
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FoodStuff October 31, 2025 - Fork Pitch
FoodStuff October 31, 2025. The world of food from fork pitch with consumer & retail, restaurant & food service, supply chain, drinks & more
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November 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
FoodStuff October 31. The guys at Terrible Maps have nothing on AI. I found a map in The Kitchen, w/ most popular dinner by state. Pozole is the most popular dinner in KY, KS & ID? Speatzle in IL? Something called Lasagna Soup in FL? Anyway, other food stuff. Enjoy!
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Affluent, lily white, historically republican Lagrange IL. A crowd equaling 25% of town population.
October 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Affluent, lily white, historically republican Lagrange IL. A crowd equaling 25% of town population.
FoodStuff October 15. Things herein to make you cranky: The Cracker Barrel 'controversy,' Inflation (duh), clickbait articles in the Atlantic, Matcha, radioactive shrimp, Dirty Martinis, ubiquitous tipping & renaming the brand Maxwell Apartment. But fun stuff too!
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FoodStuff October 15, 2025 - Fork Pitch
FoodSuff OCtober 15, 2025. The world of from fork pitch with consumer & retail, restaurant & food service, supply chain, drinks, and more
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October 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
FoodStuff October 15. Things herein to make you cranky: The Cracker Barrel 'controversy,' Inflation (duh), clickbait articles in the Atlantic, Matcha, radioactive shrimp, Dirty Martinis, ubiquitous tipping & renaming the brand Maxwell Apartment. But fun stuff too!
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Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.
For the crime of … complaining about government policy.
Core 1A speech.
With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
For the crime of … complaining about government policy.
Core 1A speech.
With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
October 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.
For the crime of … complaining about government policy.
Core 1A speech.
With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
For the crime of … complaining about government policy.
Core 1A speech.
With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
Yogi Berra could have gone (been carried into) to the premiere of Turandot
Tolkien could have listened to the first five Black Sabbath albums.
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
October 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Yogi Berra could have gone (been carried into) to the premiere of Turandot
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Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.
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October 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
FoodStuff October 1. New bi-monthly format as weekly publication offends my indolence. Info on many things - plastics, chemicals, microorganisms, lead - that don't belong in your body. LOTS of alcohol, this issue, likely driven by the state of the world. Enjoy!
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FoodStuff October 1, 2025 - Fork Pitch
FoodStuff October 1, 2025. The world of food from fork pitch with consumer & retail, restaurant & food service, supply chain, drinks & more
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October 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
FoodStuff October 1. New bi-monthly format as weekly publication offends my indolence. Info on many things - plastics, chemicals, microorganisms, lead - that don't belong in your body. LOTS of alcohol, this issue, likely driven by the state of the world. Enjoy!
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forkpitch.com/2025/10/01/f...
Personages appear twice. The first time as tragedy, the second time as Comey
September 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Personages appear twice. The first time as tragedy, the second time as Comey
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September 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Yes, Charlie Kirk called for Joe Biden’s execution. But he called for it in the right way.
September 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Yes, Charlie Kirk called for Joe Biden’s execution. But he called for it in the right way.
Food Week September 12, 2025. Making America Health Again apparently doesn't include removing pesticides. Among other grumbling, pollution, inflation, trade deficit, delis, brothers, Mexico City's restaurants, Vegans, and the way they wash dishes in England. & more.
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Food Week September 12, 2025 - Fork Pitch
Food Week September 12, 2025. The world of food from fork pitch with consumer & retail, restaurant & foodservice, drinks, supply chain & more
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September 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Food Week September 12, 2025. Making America Health Again apparently doesn't include removing pesticides. Among other grumbling, pollution, inflation, trade deficit, delis, brothers, Mexico City's restaurants, Vegans, and the way they wash dishes in England. & more.
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Food Week September 5. No, your grandmother didn't grow up drinking raw milk; she boiled it first. If they hadn't you wouldn't be here. Also more: salmonella, BS from HHS, rising prices, struggling restaurants, glyphosate, teetotalers, and truth from McD's CEO. Enjoy!
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Food Week September 5, 2025 - Fork Pitch
Food Week September 5, 2025. The world of food from fork pitch with consumer & retail, restaurant & food service, drinks,supply chain and more
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September 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Food Week September 5. No, your grandmother didn't grow up drinking raw milk; she boiled it first. If they hadn't you wouldn't be here. Also more: salmonella, BS from HHS, rising prices, struggling restaurants, glyphosate, teetotalers, and truth from McD's CEO. Enjoy!
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Food Week August 15. Because of inflation, we are doubling our price. Inflation is bad but you could be growing corn, soybeans or vegetables. Or work at the Tesla diner. Own a QSR. Or eat a lot fries. Or forced to drink the Dolly Parton Dirt Road Martini. Enjoy!
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Food Week August 15, 2025 - Fork Pitch
Food Week October 25 - 31, 2021. The fork pitch update of the world of food including consumer & retail, restaurant and food service, supply chain and more
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August 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Food Week August 15. Because of inflation, we are doubling our price. Inflation is bad but you could be growing corn, soybeans or vegetables. Or work at the Tesla diner. Own a QSR. Or eat a lot fries. Or forced to drink the Dolly Parton Dirt Road Martini. Enjoy!
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The Erie Canal was completed in 1825. Chicago became a city in 1833. So um, no
Welcome to the 2027 Chicago mayoral election, Andrew Cuomo
August 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The Erie Canal was completed in 1825. Chicago became a city in 1833. So um, no
Welcome to Food Week August 8, 2025. Some of the answers this week are: Inka Cola, bún bò Huế, Mizunara Oak, Velvet Falernum, Ketchup Smoothie, Jasmine, Kiwi and 55%. Now,find out the questions for these and other fun food facts. Enjoy!
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Food Week August 8, 2025 - Fork Pitch
Food Week August 8,2025. The world o ffood from fork pitch with consumer & retail, restaurant & food service, supply chain, drinks and more
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August 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Welcome to Food Week August 8, 2025. Some of the answers this week are: Inka Cola, bún bò Huế, Mizunara Oak, Velvet Falernum, Ketchup Smoothie, Jasmine, Kiwi and 55%. Now,find out the questions for these and other fun food facts. Enjoy!
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Life-saving idea! Pass it on!
August 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Life-saving idea! Pass it on!
Welcome to Food Week August 1, 2025. Oh, I have questions. Lots and lots of questions, On the economy, food texture, protein bars, Teflon, tipping, e-verify, Neanderthals, clarified cocktails & more. And the answers? Our Motto: always certain, somewhat accurate. Enjoy!
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Food Week August 1, 2025 - Fork Pitch
Food Week August 1, 2025. The world of food from fork pitch with consumer & retail, restaurant & food service, supply chain, drinks & more
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August 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Welcome to Food Week August 1, 2025. Oh, I have questions. Lots and lots of questions, On the economy, food texture, protein bars, Teflon, tipping, e-verify, Neanderthals, clarified cocktails & more. And the answers? Our Motto: always certain, somewhat accurate. Enjoy!
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