Oliver Cromulent
Oliver Cromulent
@forkpitch.bsky.social
Food, drink, politics, gardening, the White Sox. Not necessarily in order except for the last one. CEO, MBA, MPA, MG, ADHD, holder of three patents and author one and %? books
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For those unfamiliar with malort, here is a good introduction
Jeppson's Malort Unaired Commercial
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January 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
More like the floor of the holding cell
January 8, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Very convoluted weight joke.
December 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Don't see Tomacco
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Cabinet slumber party
December 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The extra R in Beverly is for... ribilicious? Misspelling notwithstanding, Sander's is the bomb.
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
They are counting the crows that count
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I have used it effectively for speeches. If I practiced more it would be easier but I don't. As it is it requires a lot of concentration and effort.
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You are the dumbest, most easily fooled motherfucker in the world
October 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Personages appear twice. The first time as tragedy, the second time as Comey
September 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM