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my husband has occult mastery over making refried beans
October 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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My wife thinks these pictures make our cat look fat and poor
September 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
RANKING: pop tart flavors my husband bought because i was crying

1. brown sugar cinnamon
2. lemon blueberry crumble
3. s'mores
4. coconut caramel
5. strawberry milkshake

HONORABLE MENTION: the 2 pounds of cinnamon toast crunch he also bought
July 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
modded would be fine
Can you fuck the mushroom characters in Baldurs Gate? Inquiring on behalf of my beautiful wife
June 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Me realizing that punching down on Mario isn't the same as punching up the other three boys. I'll do better. #growth #hearmeout
June 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Hey, is Mario the least fuckable of the Mushroom Kingdom Italians?
June 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
June 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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RFK Jr.‘s extreme anti-vax views — and his related conflicts of interest — were a huge problem during his confirmation process.

So he promised not to change the vaccine advisory panel.

Today, he fired every single expert on that panel. It's a public health disaster.
RFK Jr. ousts entire CDC vaccine advisory committee
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has removed every member of a scientific committee that advises the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on how to use vaccines.
apnews.com
June 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
every two months me and raffy have to google if cats have belly buttons
June 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
another one of them is Snore Gently
@lunarsignals.bsky.social about our cat who has no survival instincts: “she has like fourteen genes, and one of them is Look At Mouse. no further instructions”
May 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM
@lunarsignals.bsky.social about our cat who has no survival instincts: “she has like fourteen genes, and one of them is Look At Mouse. no further instructions”
May 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Hells Librarians🔥 #LibrarySky #ReadToLive
May 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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This is bleak reading
May 14, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Fig 1—RFK Jr. fully submerged in raw sewage, currently being made fun of by dimwitted shitposters.

Fig 2—Sephiroth surrounded by raw mako crystal that is pure life force made matter, merging his physical body with the planet's lifestream before ultimately ascending to godhood.

But make your jokes…
May 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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If Trump's "big, beautiful" reconciliation bill goes through, 13.7 million people will lose their health insurance & even more will become underinsured.

Make no mistake, thousands of low-income & working class Americans will die unnecessarily if it passes. We must not allow it.
May 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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When somebody whose immunocompromised child couldn’t get a booster is driven to act out their rage after that child comes to harm, I don’t wanna hear even one “not like this.” These people are enacting murder as public health policy. They are making their own beds.
as @beyerstein.bsky.social’s quote here notes, “be nice to antivaxxers” has not worked.
May 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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A new trailer just in time for release
youtu.be/VQuGf3XZjv4
Doggos in Dungeon Official Trailer
YouTube video by Lime Blossom Studio
youtu.be
May 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Doggos in Dungeon releases in one hour!! #gamedev store.steampowered.com/app/3195350/...
Doggos in Dungeon on Steam
Doggos in Dungeon is a compact dungeon crawler with high-mobility exploration.
store.steampowered.com
May 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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🚨 Cool new project alert 🚨

WE- you, me, everyone- need to work together to get important science messages out to people.

4 artists & 3 scientists collab'd on these posters. We hope YOU will put them out in your community. Each poster comes w/info about each topic.

Get 'em Squidfacts.bigcartel.com
May 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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I will never get over the fact that the president of the united states of america has more time to sit around and watch movies than I do

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS
The 1979 film starring Clint Eastwood about the daring 1962 escape attempt aired on the local PBS channel just six hours before the president made his demand that the prison be reopened
www.independent.co.uk
May 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Getting absolutely bodied by the built-in iPhone journaling app today
May 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
May 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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meet me at the free library and don’t stick your hand in until i get there and can watch.
May 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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this feels like an incredible new urban legend taking shape on reddit otoh I've lowkey seen this happen. like jerusalem syndrome but for talking to the computer
April 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people
May 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM