Short Fuse
@fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social
Feral garden gnome
He/They
Cranky and middle-aged
Meanjin
He/They
Cranky and middle-aged
Meanjin
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
It had to be done.
The poor bugger is not built for surviving summer in a tropical climate.
<Insert shaved 🐱 joke here>
The poor bugger is not built for surviving summer in a tropical climate.
<Insert shaved 🐱 joke here>
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
It had to be done.
The poor bugger is not built for surviving summer in a tropical climate.
<Insert shaved 🐱 joke here>
The poor bugger is not built for surviving summer in a tropical climate.
<Insert shaved 🐱 joke here>
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"um actually it's extremely normal for men to try to fuck younger women who are socially subordinate to them"
yeah man, we know. that's kind of the whole problem. the normalness of it
yeah man, we know. that's kind of the whole problem. the normalness of it
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"um actually it's extremely normal for men to try to fuck younger women who are socially subordinate to them"
yeah man, we know. that's kind of the whole problem. the normalness of it
yeah man, we know. that's kind of the whole problem. the normalness of it
My dad passed away 40 years ago today and it still hurts so fucking much. He was a wonderful man.
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My dad passed away 40 years ago today and it still hurts so fucking much. He was a wonderful man.
Didn't sign up for @therealcononeill.bsky.social 's event because meant having to get up at 3am; was woken at 3am anyway by the deafening honks of horny birds fucking down by the creek.
I'm sure there's a life lesson in there somewhere but don't know exactly what it is
I'm sure there's a life lesson in there somewhere but don't know exactly what it is
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Didn't sign up for @therealcononeill.bsky.social 's event because meant having to get up at 3am; was woken at 3am anyway by the deafening honks of horny birds fucking down by the creek.
I'm sure there's a life lesson in there somewhere but don't know exactly what it is
I'm sure there's a life lesson in there somewhere but don't know exactly what it is
Watching Hoff Roading and am mortally offended by the narrator saying that Southland Sushi (cheese rolls) has only two ingredients
MCSCUSE ME
I ASSURE YOU INVERCARGILL'S FINEST DELICACY CONSISTS OF MUCH MORE THAN JUST WHITE BREAD AND CHEESE
MCSCUSE ME
I ASSURE YOU INVERCARGILL'S FINEST DELICACY CONSISTS OF MUCH MORE THAN JUST WHITE BREAD AND CHEESE
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Watching Hoff Roading and am mortally offended by the narrator saying that Southland Sushi (cheese rolls) has only two ingredients
MCSCUSE ME
I ASSURE YOU INVERCARGILL'S FINEST DELICACY CONSISTS OF MUCH MORE THAN JUST WHITE BREAD AND CHEESE
MCSCUSE ME
I ASSURE YOU INVERCARGILL'S FINEST DELICACY CONSISTS OF MUCH MORE THAN JUST WHITE BREAD AND CHEESE
SO IT WAS THE HORSE THEN?
cc: @david-jenkins.bsky.social
cc: @david-jenkins.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
SO IT WAS THE HORSE THEN?
cc: @david-jenkins.bsky.social
cc: @david-jenkins.bsky.social
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She followed+taunted David Hogg
School shooting
Survivor
Had a film crew+
Trolled him while he walked
To the Capitol
Yelled that he should admit
That the school shooting was fake
And that he was an actor
Told him she had a gun
Called him little Hitler
He was 19
0 thoughts/prayers/fks about her
School shooting
Survivor
Had a film crew+
Trolled him while he walked
To the Capitol
Yelled that he should admit
That the school shooting was fake
And that he was an actor
Told him she had a gun
Called him little Hitler
He was 19
0 thoughts/prayers/fks about her
Video surfaces of Marjorie Taylor Greene confronting Parkland shooting survivor with baseless claims | CNN Politics
Video of Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene confronting Parkland shooting survivor David Hogg before she was elected to Congress went viral Wednesday amid an uproar over newly surfaced comments sh...
www.cnn.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
She followed+taunted David Hogg
School shooting
Survivor
Had a film crew+
Trolled him while he walked
To the Capitol
Yelled that he should admit
That the school shooting was fake
And that he was an actor
Told him she had a gun
Called him little Hitler
He was 19
0 thoughts/prayers/fks about her
School shooting
Survivor
Had a film crew+
Trolled him while he walked
To the Capitol
Yelled that he should admit
That the school shooting was fake
And that he was an actor
Told him she had a gun
Called him little Hitler
He was 19
0 thoughts/prayers/fks about her
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It’s really funny to me they cancelled a hit pirate comedy for being gay only to find out Trump was sucking Bubba’s cock a couple years later
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It’s really funny to me they cancelled a hit pirate comedy for being gay only to find out Trump was sucking Bubba’s cock a couple years later
Appropriate ppe is a must when polishing metal with a flexshaft tool
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Appropriate ppe is a must when polishing metal with a flexshaft tool
Enjoyed a filthy Saturday night in. #vintagesewingmachines #singer29k
November 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Enjoyed a filthy Saturday night in. #vintagesewingmachines #singer29k
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
First batch of parts have come up beautifully after a soak in Evaporust. I've unscrewed everything that I can and the seized screws are slathered in penetrating oil. #vintagesewing #singer29k
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 AM
First batch of parts have come up beautifully after a soak in Evaporust. I've unscrewed everything that I can and the seized screws are slathered in penetrating oil. #vintagesewing #singer29k
It's mating season for the channel-billed cuckoo, which means being kept awake by horny bird screams at an unreasonable hour. Yay for biodiversity
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
It's mating season for the channel-billed cuckoo, which means being kept awake by horny bird screams at an unreasonable hour. Yay for biodiversity
Singer update: it's now 24+ hours since I brought her home and my car still *reeks*. Who knew sewing machines could be so smelly?
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Singer update: it's now 24+ hours since I brought her home and my car still *reeks*. Who knew sewing machines could be so smelly?
What in the actual *fuck*
Minns says his office possibly not notified of neo-Nazi rally because it was held on the weekend
Minns says his office possibly not notified of neo-Nazi rally because it was held on the weekend
List of those who were told in advance grows to include police, parliamentary security, lower house speaker and upper house president
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The NSW premier, Chris Minns, says staff in his office may not have been notified in advance about Saturday’s neo-Nazi rally by parliamentary security “because it was on the weekend”.
The premier said his department’s secretary would look into changes to security procedures after it emerged other senior parliamentary figures and police were warned about the rally on Macquarie Street. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
What in the actual *fuck*
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Shit In A Hot Water Bottle And Put It In The Microwave It's 8:00AM
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Shit In A Hot Water Bottle And Put It In The Microwave It's 8:00AM
Sounds plausible
Jacob Elordi Reveals He Prepared For 'Frankenstein' Role By Going For A Swim In The Brown Snake
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
In some news that proves Brisbane really is at the centre of everything, The Advocate has uncovered that Jacob Elordi’s look in the 2025 Frankenstein is not, in fa...
www.betootaadvocate.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Sounds plausible
Do I need to add another restoration project to my already lengthy queue?
No.
Do I have the space for a 1938 Singer 29k58 boot patcher that weighs almost as much as I do?
Not really.
Did I buy it anyway?
Absobloodylutely. :D
No.
Do I have the space for a 1938 Singer 29k58 boot patcher that weighs almost as much as I do?
Not really.
Did I buy it anyway?
Absobloodylutely. :D
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Do I need to add another restoration project to my already lengthy queue?
No.
Do I have the space for a 1938 Singer 29k58 boot patcher that weighs almost as much as I do?
Not really.
Did I buy it anyway?
Absobloodylutely. :D
No.
Do I have the space for a 1938 Singer 29k58 boot patcher that weighs almost as much as I do?
Not really.
Did I buy it anyway?
Absobloodylutely. :D
Drove a huge, fuck-off Toyota HiAce van today and it was awesome
A young dude in a Mitsubishi Lancer tried to beat me off the mark at a set of lights and I left him in the dust 😁
A young dude in a Mitsubishi Lancer tried to beat me off the mark at a set of lights and I left him in the dust 😁
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Drove a huge, fuck-off Toyota HiAce van today and it was awesome
A young dude in a Mitsubishi Lancer tried to beat me off the mark at a set of lights and I left him in the dust 😁
A young dude in a Mitsubishi Lancer tried to beat me off the mark at a set of lights and I left him in the dust 😁
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Sad to have to post this - Further pictures from Christine Wada’s panel are being circulated, despite my clear request they not be. I do not have permission sharing these, and spreading them not only damages my reputation but also any chance of future events and guests sharing exclusive material.
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Sad to have to post this - Further pictures from Christine Wada’s panel are being circulated, despite my clear request they not be. I do not have permission sharing these, and spreading them not only damages my reputation but also any chance of future events and guests sharing exclusive material.
Husband's 95-year-old great-uncle posts photos of his walk to the shops every day and it is the most wholesome thing ever
He's always chuffed to get his smoothie from the juice bar and tells us which flavour he ordered
He's always chuffed to get his smoothie from the juice bar and tells us which flavour he ordered
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Husband's 95-year-old great-uncle posts photos of his walk to the shops every day and it is the most wholesome thing ever
He's always chuffed to get his smoothie from the juice bar and tells us which flavour he ordered
He's always chuffed to get his smoothie from the juice bar and tells us which flavour he ordered
My phone randomly rebooted and woke me up at 2am
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My phone randomly rebooted and woke me up at 2am