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Feral garden gnome
He/They
Cranky and middle-aged
Meanjin
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
It had to be done.
The poor bugger is not built for surviving summer in a tropical climate.

<Insert shaved 🐱 joke here>
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 7:11 AM
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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"um actually it's extremely normal for men to try to fuck younger women who are socially subordinate to them"

yeah man, we know. that's kind of the whole problem. the normalness of it
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My dad passed away 40 years ago today and it still hurts so fucking much. He was a wonderful man.
November 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Didn't sign up for @therealcononeill.bsky.social 's event because meant having to get up at 3am; was woken at 3am anyway by the deafening honks of horny birds fucking down by the creek.

I'm sure there's a life lesson in there somewhere but don't know exactly what it is
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Watching Hoff Roading and am mortally offended by the narrator saying that Southland Sushi (cheese rolls) has only two ingredients
MCSCUSE ME
I ASSURE YOU INVERCARGILL'S FINEST DELICACY CONSISTS OF MUCH MORE THAN JUST WHITE BREAD AND CHEESE
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
SO IT WAS THE HORSE THEN?
cc: @david-jenkins.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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She followed+taunted David Hogg

School shooting
Survivor

Had a film crew+
Trolled him while he walked
To the Capitol

Yelled that he should admit
That the school shooting was fake
And that he was an actor

Told him she had a gun
Called him little Hitler

He was 19

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November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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It’s really funny to me they cancelled a hit pirate comedy for being gay only to find out Trump was sucking Bubba’s cock a couple years later
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Appropriate ppe is a must when polishing metal with a flexshaft tool
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Enjoyed a filthy Saturday night in. #vintagesewingmachines #singer29k
November 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
First batch of parts have come up beautifully after a soak in Evaporust. I've unscrewed everything that I can and the seized screws are slathered in penetrating oil. #vintagesewing #singer29k
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 AM
It's mating season for the channel-billed cuckoo, which means being kept awake by horny bird screams at an unreasonable hour. Yay for biodiversity
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Singer update: it's now 24+ hours since I brought her home and my car still *reeks*. Who knew sewing machines could be so smelly?
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Shit In A Hot Water Bottle And Put It In The Microwave It's 8:00AM
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Do I need to add another restoration project to my already lengthy queue?
No.
Do I have the space for a 1938 Singer 29k58 boot patcher that weighs almost as much as I do?
Not really.
Did I buy it anyway?
Absobloodylutely. :D
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Drove a huge, fuck-off Toyota HiAce van today and it was awesome
A young dude in a Mitsubishi Lancer tried to beat me off the mark at a set of lights and I left him in the dust 😁
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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Sad to have to post this - Further pictures from Christine Wada’s panel are being circulated, despite my clear request they not be. I do not have permission sharing these, and spreading them not only damages my reputation but also any chance of future events and guests sharing exclusive material.
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Husband's 95-year-old great-uncle posts photos of his walk to the shops every day and it is the most wholesome thing ever
He's always chuffed to get his smoothie from the juice bar and tells us which flavour he ordered
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
My phone randomly rebooted and woke me up at 2am
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM