Short Fuse
@fn0rdpr3fect.bsky.social
Feral garden gnome
He/They
Cranky and middle-aged
Meanjin
He/They
Cranky and middle-aged
Meanjin
It had to be done.
The poor bugger is not built for surviving summer in a tropical climate.
<Insert shaved 🐱 joke here>
The poor bugger is not built for surviving summer in a tropical climate.
<Insert shaved 🐱 joke here>
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 AM
It had to be done.
The poor bugger is not built for surviving summer in a tropical climate.
<Insert shaved 🐱 joke here>
The poor bugger is not built for surviving summer in a tropical climate.
<Insert shaved 🐱 joke here>
SO IT WAS THE HORSE THEN?
cc: @david-jenkins.bsky.social
cc: @david-jenkins.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
SO IT WAS THE HORSE THEN?
cc: @david-jenkins.bsky.social
cc: @david-jenkins.bsky.social
Appropriate ppe is a must when polishing metal with a flexshaft tool
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Appropriate ppe is a must when polishing metal with a flexshaft tool
Enjoyed a filthy Saturday night in. #vintagesewingmachines #singer29k
November 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Enjoyed a filthy Saturday night in. #vintagesewingmachines #singer29k
First batch of parts have come up beautifully after a soak in Evaporust. I've unscrewed everything that I can and the seized screws are slathered in penetrating oil. #vintagesewing #singer29k
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 AM
First batch of parts have come up beautifully after a soak in Evaporust. I've unscrewed everything that I can and the seized screws are slathered in penetrating oil. #vintagesewing #singer29k
It's mating season for the channel-billed cuckoo, which means being kept awake by horny bird screams at an unreasonable hour. Yay for biodiversity
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
It's mating season for the channel-billed cuckoo, which means being kept awake by horny bird screams at an unreasonable hour. Yay for biodiversity
I've been looking for a 29k for ages and happened to be in the right place at the right time. They go for $1500+ here if they're in good condition and other buyers were scared off despite the $500 price tag.
So. Much. Filth.
So. Much. Filth.
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I've been looking for a 29k for ages and happened to be in the right place at the right time. They go for $1500+ here if they're in good condition and other buyers were scared off despite the $500 price tag.
So. Much. Filth.
So. Much. Filth.
Do I need to add another restoration project to my already lengthy queue?
No.
Do I have the space for a 1938 Singer 29k58 boot patcher that weighs almost as much as I do?
Not really.
Did I buy it anyway?
Absobloodylutely. :D
No.
Do I have the space for a 1938 Singer 29k58 boot patcher that weighs almost as much as I do?
Not really.
Did I buy it anyway?
Absobloodylutely. :D
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Do I need to add another restoration project to my already lengthy queue?
No.
Do I have the space for a 1938 Singer 29k58 boot patcher that weighs almost as much as I do?
Not really.
Did I buy it anyway?
Absobloodylutely. :D
No.
Do I have the space for a 1938 Singer 29k58 boot patcher that weighs almost as much as I do?
Not really.
Did I buy it anyway?
Absobloodylutely. :D
My phone randomly rebooted and woke me up at 2am
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My phone randomly rebooted and woke me up at 2am
It's a gorgeous evening.
November 5, 2025 at 8:53 AM
It's a gorgeous evening.
Hi Hungry
I'm Undad
I'm Undad
October 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Hi Hungry
I'm Undad
I'm Undad
24 hours ago, it was raining sideways and we were being pelted by hail. Now the air is thick with bushfire smoke and the sun is like blood.
October 27, 2025 at 7:13 AM
24 hours ago, it was raining sideways and we were being pelted by hail. Now the air is thick with bushfire smoke and the sun is like blood.
Scored this sick button-down at my local dollar store
October 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Scored this sick button-down at my local dollar store
Spotted in Aldi. Don't even know how to use the bloody things 🤷
October 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Spotted in Aldi. Don't even know how to use the bloody things 🤷
Weekly Friday afternoon cuppa with the in-laws 🖤
October 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Weekly Friday afternoon cuppa with the in-laws 🖤
Q: What do you call a large spider that's missing two legs and is running the gauntlet in a three-cat household?
A: VERY PISSED OFF.
(Click for a pic if you dare)
A: VERY PISSED OFF.
(Click for a pic if you dare)
October 22, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Q: What do you call a large spider that's missing two legs and is running the gauntlet in a three-cat household?
A: VERY PISSED OFF.
(Click for a pic if you dare)
A: VERY PISSED OFF.
(Click for a pic if you dare)
Happiness is a freshly serviced 201k.
October 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Happiness is a freshly serviced 201k.
I am now persona non grata in Pepper's eyes
She demanded I pay the cheese tax and was most indignant upon receiving a morsel of string cheese instead of the customary Colby
She demanded I pay the cheese tax and was most indignant upon receiving a morsel of string cheese instead of the customary Colby
October 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I am now persona non grata in Pepper's eyes
She demanded I pay the cheese tax and was most indignant upon receiving a morsel of string cheese instead of the customary Colby
She demanded I pay the cheese tax and was most indignant upon receiving a morsel of string cheese instead of the customary Colby
He's back on duty
The Dark Knight never sleeps
The Dark Knight never sleeps
October 14, 2025 at 5:47 AM
He's back on duty
The Dark Knight never sleeps
The Dark Knight never sleeps
I asked if he was Batman and he meowed in response
October 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I asked if he was Batman and he meowed in response
22 seconds of tranquility
October 10, 2025 at 6:10 AM
22 seconds of tranquility
