Qua
@fluffydogbutts.bsky.social
Dogs, horses, and chronic illness. I read a lot and listen to university lectures for fun, so I'm not a big hit at parties.
People on TikTok cheering the Chicago PD walking in the No Kings protest is so funny to me. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad they support the cause. But think about how shitty you gotta be to make the police department that operates their own black site think you've gone too far.
June 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
People on TikTok cheering the Chicago PD walking in the No Kings protest is so funny to me. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad they support the cause. But think about how shitty you gotta be to make the police department that operates their own black site think you've gone too far.
I don't need tech companies developing AI to draw pictures or write things for me. That's dumb. I need tech companies to build a robot that changes my sheets for me.
April 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I don't need tech companies developing AI to draw pictures or write things for me. That's dumb. I need tech companies to build a robot that changes my sheets for me.
Right-wing Christians want all the benefit of being good people without having to do any of the work.
March 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Right-wing Christians want all the benefit of being good people without having to do any of the work.
Incels who think straight women are only attracted to men who look like Captain America have no idea how many straight women would ride Jack Black into the sunset any day of the week.
March 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Incels who think straight women are only attracted to men who look like Captain America have no idea how many straight women would ride Jack Black into the sunset any day of the week.
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
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musk constantly carrying one kid — and only one kid — on his shoulders everywhere in public gets real fucking dark when you think about how often he talks about how people want to kill him.
March 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
musk constantly carrying one kid — and only one kid — on his shoulders everywhere in public gets real fucking dark when you think about how often he talks about how people want to kill him.
If you can solve all your problems with a horse just by hitting them, you have an easygoing and tolerant horse. I will not be taking criticism from you lmao
March 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
If you can solve all your problems with a horse just by hitting them, you have an easygoing and tolerant horse. I will not be taking criticism from you lmao
I want to be able to learn again. I want to spend all my time learning and making things. I know I won't be able to do that because I will never have the money. But it would be nice.
February 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I want to be able to learn again. I want to spend all my time learning and making things. I know I won't be able to do that because I will never have the money. But it would be nice.
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My first time on the front page of a newspaper was after a 10-hour shift firefighting. I was so dirty, my own mom didn’t recognize me.
When I called her the next day she exclaimed, “That was YOU?!?”
A story about the federal firings. 1/
When I called her the next day she exclaimed, “That was YOU?!?”
A story about the federal firings. 1/
February 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My first time on the front page of a newspaper was after a 10-hour shift firefighting. I was so dirty, my own mom didn’t recognize me.
When I called her the next day she exclaimed, “That was YOU?!?”
A story about the federal firings. 1/
When I called her the next day she exclaimed, “That was YOU?!?”
A story about the federal firings. 1/
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"Our quest for efficiency will not stop at the mass production of unread emails. I intend to mandate an endless variety of pointless, performative gruntwork that is somehow humiliating, even though it will never be witnessed by another human being."
To Increase Government Efficiency, Every Federal Employee Must Write an Email No One Will Read
“Billionaire Elon Musk issued an ultimatum to federal employees Saturday, saying in a post on his social media platform X that employees must respo...
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February 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"Our quest for efficiency will not stop at the mass production of unread emails. I intend to mandate an endless variety of pointless, performative gruntwork that is somehow humiliating, even though it will never be witnessed by another human being."
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Americans tend to equate someone having money with someone having ability.
Perhaps, watching idiots like Donald Trump and Elon Musk ruin everything will dispel that superficial assumption.
People get money for all kinds of reasons, some legal, that have nothing to do with ability. #RichFathers
Perhaps, watching idiots like Donald Trump and Elon Musk ruin everything will dispel that superficial assumption.
People get money for all kinds of reasons, some legal, that have nothing to do with ability. #RichFathers
February 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Americans tend to equate someone having money with someone having ability.
Perhaps, watching idiots like Donald Trump and Elon Musk ruin everything will dispel that superficial assumption.
People get money for all kinds of reasons, some legal, that have nothing to do with ability. #RichFathers
Perhaps, watching idiots like Donald Trump and Elon Musk ruin everything will dispel that superficial assumption.
People get money for all kinds of reasons, some legal, that have nothing to do with ability. #RichFathers
Retired people should not be assuming they understand what the job market is like now. They really do not seem to realize it's not the 1990s anymore, and hasn't been for a long time. They need to STFU when younger people are talking about working and finding a job in 2025. They have no clue.
February 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Retired people should not be assuming they understand what the job market is like now. They really do not seem to realize it's not the 1990s anymore, and hasn't been for a long time. They need to STFU when younger people are talking about working and finding a job in 2025. They have no clue.
People will really look at the most chronically understaffed government agencies at both the state and federal level and go, "They're slow because they're lazy".
February 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
People will really look at the most chronically understaffed government agencies at both the state and federal level and go, "They're slow because they're lazy".
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"we need to show everyone that THIS buster Brown is in BIG TROUBLE" *they put a pair of handcuffs around his beautiful delicate ankles* "oh NO they're all HORNY again!!"
The Mangione thing is amazing bc the powers that be have no idea what to do. “release his crazy manifesto” oh no it makes good points “charge him with terrorism” oh no every shooter not being charged with it is being brought up “perp walk him” oh no the photos keep having the golden ratio in them
February 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
"we need to show everyone that THIS buster Brown is in BIG TROUBLE" *they put a pair of handcuffs around his beautiful delicate ankles* "oh NO they're all HORNY again!!"
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An interesting hypothetical if you’re wondering if Elon Musk is a genius or not is to compare his behaviour in any situation to what a complete moron would do in the same situation
February 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
An interesting hypothetical if you’re wondering if Elon Musk is a genius or not is to compare his behaviour in any situation to what a complete moron would do in the same situation
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"Last week, I had time to devote to my real job, as I didn't have to spend time responding to an annoying email that the sender thought was clever but is really just a massive waste of time. Unlike this week."
February 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
"Last week, I had time to devote to my real job, as I didn't have to spend time responding to an annoying email that the sender thought was clever but is really just a massive waste of time. Unlike this week."
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"This is also where elderly people can apply for Medicare, which doesn’t have physical outposts of its own. And it’s where hearings are held — due process provided — for beneficiaries who believe that they have been unfairly kicked off of desperately needed assistance."
NEW: Elon Musk’s team has descended on an already understaffed Social Security Administration, which now faces further workforce cuts and closures of vital local offices. The consequences could be significant for millions of the most vulnerable Americans.
Anxiety Mounts Among Social Security Recipients as DOGE Troops Settle In
Elon Musk’s team has descended on an already understaffed Social Security Administration, which now faces further workforce cuts and closures of vital local offices. The consequences could be significant for millions of the most vulnerable Americans.
www.propublica.org
February 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
"This is also where elderly people can apply for Medicare, which doesn’t have physical outposts of its own. And it’s where hearings are held — due process provided — for beneficiaries who believe that they have been unfairly kicked off of desperately needed assistance."
You'd think these efficient geniuses who are the best at everything all the time wouldn't fuck up and have to reverse their decisions this goddamn often
Do his supporters realize how ungodly wasteful this is?
Do his supporters realize how ungodly wasteful this is?
February 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You'd think these efficient geniuses who are the best at everything all the time wouldn't fuck up and have to reverse their decisions this goddamn often
Do his supporters realize how ungodly wasteful this is?
Do his supporters realize how ungodly wasteful this is?
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I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.
February 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.
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It’s time to eat the rich, and I, for one, am ravenous
February 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It’s time to eat the rich, and I, for one, am ravenous
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Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance.
Democracy requires your courage.
Democracy requires your courage.
February 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance.
Democracy requires your courage.
Democracy requires your courage.
"Here are some small things you can do to help."
"Yes, and don't forget to think about how bad everything is, how nothing will get better, and how realistically none of these small things you do will make much of a difference."
"Yes, and don't forget to think about how bad everything is, how nothing will get better, and how realistically none of these small things you do will make much of a difference."
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with the words shut up above him .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face with the words shut up above him .
media.tenor.com
February 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
"Here are some small things you can do to help."
"Yes, and don't forget to think about how bad everything is, how nothing will get better, and how realistically none of these small things you do will make much of a difference."
"Yes, and don't forget to think about how bad everything is, how nothing will get better, and how realistically none of these small things you do will make much of a difference."
Me: "I can't foster any more high energy puppies. Please pull this chill adult pittie whose owner was murdered by her abuser for me."
Rescue: "Absolutely not. Pits aren't very adoptable & tend to have behavior problems."
Also rescue: "So do you want to foster another adolescent mal x poodle puppy?"
Rescue: "Absolutely not. Pits aren't very adoptable & tend to have behavior problems."
Also rescue: "So do you want to foster another adolescent mal x poodle puppy?"
February 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Me: "I can't foster any more high energy puppies. Please pull this chill adult pittie whose owner was murdered by her abuser for me."
Rescue: "Absolutely not. Pits aren't very adoptable & tend to have behavior problems."
Also rescue: "So do you want to foster another adolescent mal x poodle puppy?"
Rescue: "Absolutely not. Pits aren't very adoptable & tend to have behavior problems."
Also rescue: "So do you want to foster another adolescent mal x poodle puppy?"
Begging Momo to stop coming in here to mess with me when I am on the phone 😭
February 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Begging Momo to stop coming in here to mess with me when I am on the phone 😭
White leftists need to stop trying to speak for dead Black leftists as a way to shut up living Black leftists. I'm sick of seeing that shit.
February 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
White leftists need to stop trying to speak for dead Black leftists as a way to shut up living Black leftists. I'm sick of seeing that shit.