Flowers is Blue
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Joshua Flowers ~ A Random Aquarium at the Pier – Underland Arcana
www.underlandarcana.com
Since I have a lot of new writing mutuals I wanted to share one of my last published things. Its still one of my favorite short stories and Underland Arcana is just great in general. Seriously, buy an issue, they're all really top notch.
www.underlandarcana.com/joshua-flowe...
www.underlandarcana.com/joshua-flowe...
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This is incredible.
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is incredible.
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Reading 2025 fiction? Try the short story "Unbury" by Kirsty Logan!
You can read it here!
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You can read it here!
buff.ly/eYgPDwv
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Reading 2025 fiction? Try the short story "Unbury" by Kirsty Logan!
You can read it here!
buff.ly/eYgPDwv
You can read it here!
buff.ly/eYgPDwv
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(screams myself hoarse)
This one is so much. It's SO MUCH, you don't even know!
This one is so much. It's SO MUCH, you don't even know!
Announcing a BRAND NEW Gilded Age fantasy of ballrooms, bargains, and bloodshed from the one and only @nghivo.bsky.social!! The Scarlet Ball commences October 2026 🩸
Announcing The Scarlet Ball by Nghi Vo - Reactor
A Gilded Age fantasy of ballrooms and bloodshed, arriving October 2026
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December 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
(screams myself hoarse)
This one is so much. It's SO MUCH, you don't even know!
This one is so much. It's SO MUCH, you don't even know!
The only difference between you half-assing and full-assing your job is probably only a couple hundred bucks tops.
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The only difference between you half-assing and full-assing your job is probably only a couple hundred bucks tops.
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One thing about the current SCOTUS that they try to retain the intellectual patina for their decisions when in reality they're just the most basal, partisan, power politics decisions imaginable. There is no intellectual foundation there, just post hoc rationalizing--an intellectual dead end.
December 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
One thing about the current SCOTUS that they try to retain the intellectual patina for their decisions when in reality they're just the most basal, partisan, power politics decisions imaginable. There is no intellectual foundation there, just post hoc rationalizing--an intellectual dead end.
None of you even know how much you love her yet
December 8, 2025 at 5:09 AM
None of you even know how much you love her yet
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Shadowboxing
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Shadowboxing
The "Fuck em" in Pluribus is so fucking good. CAROL YOU QUEEN! Seriously she is just bitch eating crackers on the hive mind and I love it. I feel it. I relate to it. Never change and fuck the haters.
December 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The "Fuck em" in Pluribus is so fucking good. CAROL YOU QUEEN! Seriously she is just bitch eating crackers on the hive mind and I love it. I feel it. I relate to it. Never change and fuck the haters.
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Kash Patel: "When you attack our nation's capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life — We will always refute it & combat it"
Unless you’re J6 insurrectionist who attacks the capitol — then you receive a pardon & get called a patriot…
Unless you’re J6 insurrectionist who attacks the capitol — then you receive a pardon & get called a patriot…
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Kash Patel: "When you attack our nation's capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life — We will always refute it & combat it"
Unless you’re J6 insurrectionist who attacks the capitol — then you receive a pardon & get called a patriot…
Unless you’re J6 insurrectionist who attacks the capitol — then you receive a pardon & get called a patriot…
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What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/
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this really isn’t an exaggeration
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
this really isn’t an exaggeration
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Would we really be surprised if these people repealed seatbelt laws?
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Would we really be surprised if these people repealed seatbelt laws?
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easy to imagine benny johnson huffing asbestos on camera to own the libs
it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
Bring back residential-use lead paint, you cowards.
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
easy to imagine benny johnson huffing asbestos on camera to own the libs
God these Joyce Carol Oates short stories are fucking hitting. There's this clawing mad franticness to love in them that im super vibing.
December 4, 2025 at 4:42 AM
God these Joyce Carol Oates short stories are fucking hitting. There's this clawing mad franticness to love in them that im super vibing.
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I am begging one, JUST ONE, congressional reporter to follow up with Mike Johnson by asking, "What are the American people to make of a Speaker of the House who tells us daily that he's not aware of what's happening on Capitol Hill and the White House?"
December 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I am begging one, JUST ONE, congressional reporter to follow up with Mike Johnson by asking, "What are the American people to make of a Speaker of the House who tells us daily that he's not aware of what's happening on Capitol Hill and the White House?"
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Let's meet Tony's dads 🤩
This scene was brought to life by the amazingly talented @unscaryghosts.bsky.social (animation) and @caroodraws.bsky.social (storyboard and concepting) 🎨
#ttrpg #dnd #animation #dungeonsanddaddies
This scene was brought to life by the amazingly talented @unscaryghosts.bsky.social (animation) and @caroodraws.bsky.social (storyboard and concepting) 🎨
#ttrpg #dnd #animation #dungeonsanddaddies
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Let's meet Tony's dads 🤩
This scene was brought to life by the amazingly talented @unscaryghosts.bsky.social (animation) and @caroodraws.bsky.social (storyboard and concepting) 🎨
#ttrpg #dnd #animation #dungeonsanddaddies
This scene was brought to life by the amazingly talented @unscaryghosts.bsky.social (animation) and @caroodraws.bsky.social (storyboard and concepting) 🎨
#ttrpg #dnd #animation #dungeonsanddaddies
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Jeff Bezos and the Washington Post are at it again.
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Jeff Bezos and the Washington Post are at it again.
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He was sleeping when she said this.
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
He was sleeping when she said this.
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Me too
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Me too
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Donald Trump fell asleep during a Cabinet meeting, raising new questions about Joe Biden's health.
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Donald Trump fell asleep during a Cabinet meeting, raising new questions about Joe Biden's health.