amanda
@flopmommy.bsky.social
parody account. she/her. daniel ricciardo apologist.
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we are watching JOHANNE SACREBLU, a Mexican trans woman’s response to EMILIA PÉREZ featuring an all-Mexican cast playing broad French stereotypes as a croissant and baguette heiress face off
“France” is peopled with mimes and twisty moustaches and every character has a Ratatouille secreted on them
“France” is peopled with mimes and twisty moustaches and every character has a Ratatouille secreted on them
January 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
we are watching JOHANNE SACREBLU, a Mexican trans woman’s response to EMILIA PÉREZ featuring an all-Mexican cast playing broad French stereotypes as a croissant and baguette heiress face off
“France” is peopled with mimes and twisty moustaches and every character has a Ratatouille secreted on them
“France” is peopled with mimes and twisty moustaches and every character has a Ratatouille secreted on them
all I do on bluesky is mute furries and reylos 🙁
August 24, 2023 at 1:51 AM
all I do on bluesky is mute furries and reylos 🙁
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you ever just eat some strawberries, or mashed potatoes or a cheeseburger or something like that
August 23, 2023 at 11:27 PM
you ever just eat some strawberries, or mashed potatoes or a cheeseburger or something like that
I need:
- to be able to mute words on this app
- to be able to mute words on this app
August 24, 2023 at 1:40 AM
I need:
- to be able to mute words on this app
- to be able to mute words on this app
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more like muad’dweeb am I right
August 24, 2023 at 1:23 AM
more like muad’dweeb am I right
how are there so many fucking reylos on this app already
August 19, 2023 at 7:19 PM
how are there so many fucking reylos on this app already
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Hollywood executives stuck between wanting to devalue labor but also wanting to enforce the copyright of said labor like a starved hyena that found a zebra corpse
August 19, 2023 at 2:11 PM
Hollywood executives stuck between wanting to devalue labor but also wanting to enforce the copyright of said labor like a starved hyena that found a zebra corpse
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when will bluesky get good? where are all my quirky little buddies that make me giggle?
August 17, 2023 at 11:39 PM
when will bluesky get good? where are all my quirky little buddies that make me giggle?
I don’t enjoy drinking water!! please stop making it a requirement to live!!
August 15, 2023 at 11:10 PM
I don’t enjoy drinking water!! please stop making it a requirement to live!!
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hating on mayonnaise is joss whedon-coded
August 7, 2023 at 10:36 PM
hating on mayonnaise is joss whedon-coded
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I think mayonnaise is delicious and there should be a federal law to require it on all sandwiches unless you have a doctor’s note
August 7, 2023 at 10:06 PM
I think mayonnaise is delicious and there should be a federal law to require it on all sandwiches unless you have a doctor’s note
oops forgot about bluesky again. hello.
August 7, 2023 at 11:29 PM
oops forgot about bluesky again. hello.
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cops don’t keep people safe
August 5, 2023 at 12:34 PM
cops don’t keep people safe
mosquito bites are my enemy
August 5, 2023 at 3:23 PM
mosquito bites are my enemy
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Cucumbers hate becoming pickles. For them, it’s a jarring experience.
August 5, 2023 at 1:09 PM
Cucumbers hate becoming pickles. For them, it’s a jarring experience.
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My calculator history is far more humiliating than my browser history.
August 1, 2023 at 1:45 AM
My calculator history is far more humiliating than my browser history.
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Meanwhile in Vancouver:
You can check a dog out of the library using their “barkcode” to take them on a walk and read them poetry.
Bonus: This is a sequel to a library program where shy new readers could enlist dogs as an audience to practice reading out loud.
You can check a dog out of the library using their “barkcode” to take them on a walk and read them poetry.
Bonus: This is a sequel to a library program where shy new readers could enlist dogs as an audience to practice reading out loud.
August 3, 2023 at 6:47 PM
Meanwhile in Vancouver:
You can check a dog out of the library using their “barkcode” to take them on a walk and read them poetry.
Bonus: This is a sequel to a library program where shy new readers could enlist dogs as an audience to practice reading out loud.
You can check a dog out of the library using their “barkcode” to take them on a walk and read them poetry.
Bonus: This is a sequel to a library program where shy new readers could enlist dogs as an audience to practice reading out loud.
a fire I recently witnessed
August 3, 2023 at 3:05 AM
a fire I recently witnessed
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one major reason we're getting our asses kicked on the left is the amount of money the right pours into grifters. meanwhile, the people they oppress are sending around the same $20 so their friends don't starve.
DeSantis's administration paid doctors tens of thousands of dollars to endorse restrictions on trans adults' health care and gave raises to state employees who went along with it, according to new documents unveiled in court.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/health-care/article277853063.html
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/health-care/article277853063.html
August 2, 2023 at 9:43 PM
one major reason we're getting our asses kicked on the left is the amount of money the right pours into grifters. meanwhile, the people they oppress are sending around the same $20 so their friends don't starve.