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Killer Queen’s Deadly Third Bomb || 1/2 of the Bozo Behavior Podcast: https://youtube.com/channel/UC-kf_ga8x2gOq9NQ9H3zhUw
I’m in the mood for a breakfast pizza. A pizza with egg, potato, bacon/sausage, peppers, onions, and extra cheese
March 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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I don't know any headline is bad enough to break the fever, but Elon Musk's Ketamine Dealer Is Gutting the Department of Education might do the trick
lol elon musk's dealer is running DOE
February 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Living off of a diet consisting only of seed oils, gas station dick pills, and k2 until the Trump administration is over. RFK will not win
February 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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I rebuke and condemn the monstrous and grotesque racism expressed by Trump & others in their ignorant and crass assignation of blame for this tragedy, which is an affront to Kiah Huggins’ life’s work.

Signing off for the night.
January 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.”

The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out
January 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Elon musk is just a vain little man searching for validation wherever he can find it. I don’t doubt that the white South African that got his wealth from apartheid emerald mines is a white supremacist. But he only did that Nazi salute on tv to get cool points from #them
January 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Shout out to the media who participated in the most obvious misdirection ever
January 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Mood
January 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Could not have picked a worse time to stop drinking.
January 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Aye man I’m not gon hold you. Just here ribs from Costco good as hell. Between these and the rotisserie chicken what can’t they do?!
January 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Finally finishing John Carpenter’s Apocalypse Trilogy. I’ve seen The Thing and In The Mouth of Madness a thousand times. Just now watching Prince of Darkness.
January 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Chefs devil magic on the first play of the game 😭😭
January 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Type of notifications you receive when you decide to be alcohol free for a month 😒
January 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Idk how them niggas got in so much debt in squid game. Not only would I have been back in black after the first game I woulda been so far green I coulda bought a new car 😭😭
January 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Screwdrivers and Moscow Mules until the New Year.
January 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I officially weigh the lowest that I’ve weighed all year. Starting the new year off right.
December 31, 2024 at 1:49 PM
This nigga Thanos in squid game is killing me. Nigga just high af vibing 😭
December 30, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Merry Christmas, y’all 🎄❤️‍🔥🎁🐑
December 26, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Chiefs devil magic already working overtime lmaoooo
December 25, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Somebody stole my trash cans… like the ones provided by the city. I walked outside and they were gone. I was dumbfounded.
December 22, 2024 at 12:08 AM
I love seeing my freezer full of groceries. Don’t know what it is. Just feels good
December 21, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Just a chill guy at work chilling in the gym till I decide to leave
December 20, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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The very obvious correct answer from Democrats here is to do literally nothing, and refuse to accept anything that isn't the bill that was negotiated on.

If the Republicans want to implode before Trump even takes office, that's their business. There is absolutely no reason to do them any favors.
December 19, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Trump kinda acting like a bitch actually folding and doing what Elon say. I was expecting him to just take his money and banish him to the made up government organization and not do a single thing he wanted. Goin out sad
December 19, 2024 at 8:32 PM
He just wipes his ass with the rules and anyone with the power to do anything never does
i recall a time when using a private email server was the single greatest scandal in american history. i guess today’s it’s just tuesday www.politico.com/news/2024/12...
Trump's transition is happening over private emails. Federal officials are nervous.
Agencies are weighing in-person requirement for sensitive data.
www.politico.com
December 19, 2024 at 4:22 PM