ChampagneToasted
@fleffers.bsky.social
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We know that’s a $900,000 watch on his wrist. Curious how much he paid for the necklace and the ill fitting shirt.
Too many people are making fun of Mark Zuckerberg's ridiculous haircut.
We SHOULD be making fun of his tacky necklace instead.
We SHOULD be making fun of his tacky necklace instead.
January 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
We know that’s a $900,000 watch on his wrist. Curious how much he paid for the necklace and the ill fitting shirt.
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This would be a great example of mid- or late- 19th century American jingoism if it hadn't been posted (and deleted, by House Foreign Affairs Committee Republicans) in the year 2025
January 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This would be a great example of mid- or late- 19th century American jingoism if it hadn't been posted (and deleted, by House Foreign Affairs Committee Republicans) in the year 2025
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Who knew I’d be buying so many 8ths in the future… I guess Sesame Street did
January 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Who knew I’d be buying so many 8ths in the future… I guess Sesame Street did
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surely a vision board will fix climate change and get rid of the nazis. 2025 will be my year as long as i check off all of these self improvement goals. this will solve all the things.
January 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
surely a vision board will fix climate change and get rid of the nazis. 2025 will be my year as long as i check off all of these self improvement goals. this will solve all the things.
Fun party night. Hangover manageable. Thought I had a good pic taken then I sobered up and it’s like ughhh. HNY!
January 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Fun party night. Hangover manageable. Thought I had a good pic taken then I sobered up and it’s like ughhh. HNY!
Still not over my cousin and her husband killing my fern bc they simply couldn’t be bothered to water it and keep it out of the sun
December 24, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Still not over my cousin and her husband killing my fern bc they simply couldn’t be bothered to water it and keep it out of the sun
The internet was a mistake. People are deluded into thinking they are smart when, in fact, their ineptitude is off the charts bc of a lack of critical thought. Sad!
Just went down a bit of a rabbit hole because it turns out that a surprising number of people on the internet think that Joe Pesci is playing Harry and a completely separate character who happens to be a police officer with an identical gold tooth in Home Alone...
December 24, 2024 at 4:39 PM
The internet was a mistake. People are deluded into thinking they are smart when, in fact, their ineptitude is off the charts bc of a lack of critical thought. Sad!
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A front page for the ages.
December 24, 2024 at 1:12 PM
A front page for the ages.
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A couple people are like “she’s actually barely lost any net worth” and that’s kind of the point: you can do an incredible amount of stuff and give away billions of dollars and not even notice it and 95% of rich people won’t even do that because they’re nihilist assholes
December 22, 2024 at 6:52 PM
A couple people are like “she’s actually barely lost any net worth” and that’s kind of the point: you can do an incredible amount of stuff and give away billions of dollars and not even notice it and 95% of rich people won’t even do that because they’re nihilist assholes
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Legacy media is telling us that what we see happening isn't really happening.
December 21, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Legacy media is telling us that what we see happening isn't really happening.
Sorry it’s just a meme format but it’s true!
December 22, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Sorry it’s just a meme format but it’s true!
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The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital
December 20, 2024 at 3:39 AM
The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital
I had a dream I went viral on Bluey here
December 20, 2024 at 4:32 PM
I had a dream I went viral on Bluey here
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somebody here said we needed a "joe rogan of the left"...
Kylie Kelce's new podcast has been #1 on Apple and Spotify for 10 straight days, knocking Joe Rogan from the top spot. She says her political views skew "aggressively left" and she doesn't care what Trump fans think of her. Here's a gift article: www.nytimes.com/2024/12/19/b...
Why Kylie Kelce’s Podcast, ‘Not Gonna Lie,’ Is a Breakout Hit (Gift Article)
But in her first interview since her podcast reached No. 1, she does share ideas about why the show has become a breakout hit.
www.nytimes.com
December 19, 2024 at 8:36 PM
somebody here said we needed a "joe rogan of the left"...
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Sure you post on Bluesky but are you part of the
December 18, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Sure you post on Bluesky but are you part of the
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So they decided to damage protections for the press and hurt the brand all by themselves.
Disney executives worried that an ongoing legal battle with President-elect Trump could damage protections for the press and hurt the brand. Here's how the company decided to settle Trump's lawsuit against ABC News.
Inside Disney’s Decision to Settle the Trump Suit Against ABC News
Talks started and finished on the same day, after Disney decided that fighting the lawsuit could potentially hurt the company and protections for the press.
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2024 at 2:38 PM
So they decided to damage protections for the press and hurt the brand all by themselves.
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Eggs last week: $4.99
Eggs this week: $7.99!!!
Bird flu my asshole, supermarkets know moms are up & baking this week.
Eggs this week: $7.99!!!
Bird flu my asshole, supermarkets know moms are up & baking this week.
December 18, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Eggs last week: $4.99
Eggs this week: $7.99!!!
Bird flu my asshole, supermarkets know moms are up & baking this week.
Eggs this week: $7.99!!!
Bird flu my asshole, supermarkets know moms are up & baking this week.
Here
a woman in a fur coat says this is not fun on bravo
ALT: a woman in a fur coat says this is not fun on bravo
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Here
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If I were the good president I'd simply do a dictatorship as well
December 17, 2024 at 12:28 PM
If I were the good president I'd simply do a dictatorship as well
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Do you even care about who this is
December 17, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Do you even care about who this is
Disgusting that those losers change the course of our collective American history
The final US Presidential vote count is out (yes, I know, rest of the world!). According to Cook Political Report analysis, the election was decided by just 229,766 votes across MI, PA and WI out of about 155.2 million cast nationally.
December 17, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Disgusting that those losers change the course of our collective American history
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Mary Poppins has been shot down over Weehawkin
December 17, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Mary Poppins has been shot down over Weehawkin