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Christine Sterne
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Diet Coke. Atlanta sports. Red Hat Analyst Relations. Ska puns.
If you eat pizza in Ireland, you’re eating Irish food.
June 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
April 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I think this is the year I wear sunscreen. Putting that out into the universe.
April 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
A fun part of going up the St Louis Arch (for me) was thinking of all the ways I could die. Blessed with an active imagination.
April 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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The Supper at Emmaus (flipped), by Caravaggio, 1601, 📸 by Ronald Martinez
April 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
theonion.com
March 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
You can’t avoid the Red Hot Chili Peppers in Los Angeles - no matter how hard you try.
February 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Did they eat the luxury meats?? #severance
February 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I have never heard the word snoot used in that way before. #NYConnections
January 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Filing a complaint with the NYT ombudsman about today's Connections.
a woman in a plaid shirt is sitting on a couch making a funny face .
ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is sitting on a couch making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Lotta people wondering why the SEC did badly in the playoff, and I gotta tell you it’s because the other teams were better at football
January 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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The LA Times photo desk, which is doing incredible work covering these brutal fires, has set up a Bluesky account that is among the newest ones we have verified. They are well worth following right now. @latimesphotos.bsky.social
January 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
What is my job again?
January 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I don’t need to see Jeter’s dad again. Thanks.
January 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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A useful feature they could add to bluesky is labels to clarify if someone in your feed is going through a personal crisis or live reacting to football
December 28, 2024 at 2:28 PM
I’ve seen two movies in the last 24 hours and Conclave was by far the more exciting one! Nosferatu has lovely design and shadows but, flip, it’s boring. Also I’m old.
December 26, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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Word of the day (of course) is ‘scurryfunging’, from US dialect: the frantic attempt to tidy the house just before guests arrive.
December 23, 2024 at 12:54 PM
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He died as he lived, clicking “Forgot password,” then checking his inbox for a code, then putting in that code, then setting up two-step verification, and then waiting for the text message that doesn’t come, and then calling the 800 number, and then downloading an authenticator app, and dying.
December 18, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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Texas has missed two field goals?

Guess you could say they…..

Hook’d em
December 7, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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of course it's the cop
December 3, 2024 at 11:11 PM
This time yesterday I had no idea. #GoDawgs
December 1, 2024 at 12:13 AM
I said I wanted to watch Georgia football but not this much Georgia football.
November 30, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Five! Five overtimes!
November 30, 2024 at 4:48 AM
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Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?
November 26, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track
November 25, 2024 at 10:22 PM