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John Fitzpatrick
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Chicago resident, Detroit sports fan, swimming guy, hack musician, lucky husband and father. The “fluff biscuit” is Theo.
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This is Louie. He got a really bad haircut. And also a villain origin story. 13/10 (TT: maddiehilaski)
May 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I left my wallet in El Segundo. I gotta get it. I got, gotta get it.
May 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Amazing thread on Trump's views on international trade and markets.
Trump's anti-market economic worldview on display. He believes that spending money is a sign of weakness. This is the same logic as his claim that last week that the precipitous decline in shipping volumes at the country's ports is "a good thing, not a bad thing," because "we lose less money."/1
lol “getting a GIFT, FREE OF CHARGE,” yeah that’s the problem my guy
May 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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There's a reason the White House didn't reveal the text of the "agreement" when making their big press splash announcing their agreement: It's a cup of tea without the bag.

Congrats to the journos who breathlessly reported on a US-UK deal that isn't. You got played (again).
It's a "deal," not a deal:
"This document serves to define the general terms for the EPD that set forth the shared desires of the US and the UK... Both the US and the UK recognize that this document does not constitute a legally binding agreement."

ustr.gov/sites/defaul...
May 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The Weiner's Circle never disappoints.
May 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Definitely the cutest thing that I've seen today. That says a lot since I wake up to the little fluff ball to the left.
May 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Worth a read.
May 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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feels like this was the music they should've used to announce him
May 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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This is The Last Supper now.
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
That's not how I expected the Cubs game to finish.
May 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Best 🔥

Harvard posts Education Secretary Linda McMahon’s letter correcting her grammar and spelling— then they posted it on social media.
May 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Best clap ever.. 😊

#Animals #Pets #Wonderful
May 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
So good for so many reasons.
It's Friday - engage hips, disengage dignity.
May 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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May 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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If a foreign adversary really wanted to undermine American manufacturers, they would make it so that every factory in the world -- except those in the United States -- can import the equipment they need from China without paying a 145% up charge.
May 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Otters are the most wonderful little animals around.
BREAKING NEWS: New water aerobics class gets off to a great start.
May 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Triggered by this old meme hat at the church rummage sale.
April 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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“This happens today: if the investments in the banks fall slightly… a tragedy… what can be done? But if people die of hunger, if they have nothing eat, if they have poor health, it does not matter! This is our crisis today!”

-Pope Francis
April 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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If you hate the Pope because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.
April 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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🪬🧿
April 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I just re-read the story of Abraham and Isaac. I've got to think that they walked for a long time down Mount Mori'ah in total silence until Abraham looked at Isaac and said, "Let's not tell your mom about this."
April 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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If our democracy dies, this is its epitaph
April 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Bingo
April 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Loving this clip. Pretty dead on.
April 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
How can there not be a single person who understands economics in the damn White House?
April 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM