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Call of Doofy
January 13, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Call of Doofy
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“Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses, because somewhere down the road of history, some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”
Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945
Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945
January 12, 2026 at 2:05 AM
“Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses, because somewhere down the road of history, some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”
Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945
Dwight D. Eisenhower, Germany, 1945
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
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Bostoo Yook Yarters (Cubs)
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Bostoo Yook Yarters (Cubs)
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
@radiofreetom.bsky.social I think many are underestimating how long they’ve been scrubbing: “In March approximately 1,000 FBI personnel in the Information Management Division & hundreds of agents from the NY Field Office were assigned 24-hour shifts to review a large volume of Epstein records.”
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
@radiofreetom.bsky.social I think many are underestimating how long they’ve been scrubbing: “In March approximately 1,000 FBI personnel in the Information Management Division & hundreds of agents from the NY Field Office were assigned 24-hour shifts to review a large volume of Epstein records.”
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This is what I picture when anyone mentions using Chatgpt
(I think you are dumb, but I’m also worried about my safety)
(I think you are dumb, but I’m also worried about my safety)
a group of people standing next to each other with a glowing t in the background
Alt: The senior officers of the enterprise in the background looking dumb as hell, in the foreground “the game” being used to mind control the whole crew (this is a Star Trek the next generation episode)
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This is what I picture when anyone mentions using Chatgpt
(I think you are dumb, but I’m also worried about my safety)
(I think you are dumb, but I’m also worried about my safety)
@dieworkwear.bsky.social Maybe I’ve missed it but hard to believe you’ve not opined on this
October 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
@dieworkwear.bsky.social Maybe I’ve missed it but hard to believe you’ve not opined on this
Reposted by Allegedly Jesse
I bid one dollar. There might be some overruns as we get up to speed, but I can project confidence until the check has cleared.
After I become a government contractor, accountability stops, so I'll be alright.
After I become a government contractor, accountability stops, so I'll be alright.
October 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I bid one dollar. There might be some overruns as we get up to speed, but I can project confidence until the check has cleared.
After I become a government contractor, accountability stops, so I'll be alright.
After I become a government contractor, accountability stops, so I'll be alright.
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Let's not lose site of how we got here.
Watch my entire commentary here: https://youtu.be/VA6V_LU4mX0
Watch my entire commentary here: https://youtu.be/VA6V_LU4mX0
October 4, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Let's not lose site of how we got here.
Watch my entire commentary here: https://youtu.be/VA6V_LU4mX0
Watch my entire commentary here: https://youtu.be/VA6V_LU4mX0
“Press any key to continue. Where’s the any key?!”
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
“Press any key to continue. Where’s the any key?!”
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I could also live with bringing back the 69 unis. My favorite of the Throwback Bonanza of 2019.
September 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I could also live with bringing back the 69 unis. My favorite of the Throwback Bonanza of 2019.
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20 years ago right about now, I got her to say those 2 words. Somehow it worked!
September 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
20 years ago right about now, I got her to say those 2 words. Somehow it worked!
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The sign
September 20, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The sign
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Charlie Kirk did not deserve to die. Political violence is unacceptable.
At the same time, dying doesn't give anyone the right to rewrite history. He said what he said. And a lot of it was hate and lies.
At the same time, dying doesn't give anyone the right to rewrite history. He said what he said. And a lot of it was hate and lies.
“Charlie Kirk in His Own Words”
17 quotes you should read from the right-wing activist and Trump ally who was tragically shot and killed on Wednesday in Utah.
17 quotes you should read from the right-wing activist and Trump ally who was tragically shot and killed on Wednesday in Utah.
Charlie Kirk in His Own Words
17 quotes you should read from the right-wing activist and Trump ally who was tragically shot and killed on Wednesday in Utah.
zeteo.com
September 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Charlie Kirk did not deserve to die. Political violence is unacceptable.
At the same time, dying doesn't give anyone the right to rewrite history. He said what he said. And a lot of it was hate and lies.
At the same time, dying doesn't give anyone the right to rewrite history. He said what he said. And a lot of it was hate and lies.
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Gotta be real, I kinda hate Coffin Joe. I feel like if he were real and in the US he'd have a podcast & then I'd wake up one day and he'd have a cabinet position. #mutantfam #thelastdrivein
September 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Gotta be real, I kinda hate Coffin Joe. I feel like if he were real and in the US he'd have a podcast & then I'd wake up one day and he'd have a cabinet position. #mutantfam #thelastdrivein
#thelastdrivein I bet he wishes he had trimmed his nails right about now
September 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
#thelastdrivein I bet he wishes he had trimmed his nails right about now
#TheLastDriveIn “A fortune. And also the immortality” feels like burying the lede
September 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
#TheLastDriveIn “A fortune. And also the immortality” feels like burying the lede
#thelastdrivein People keep asking me if I’m back….
September 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
#thelastdrivein People keep asking me if I’m back….
