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Firebrand Phlox
@firebrandphlox.bsky.social
30s, they/them. Big gay nerd who loves costumes, roller coasters, pinball, art, video games, and their cat. Anti Gen AI.

NSFW Artist

Pillowfort: https://www.pillowfort.social/FirebrandPhlox
Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/firebrandphlox
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bring back cowboy hat robin
September 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Reading new manga in the Jump app and I'm calling my shot right now

If Kurumizawa's Folly doesn't get killed by reader surveys, it's going to be a modern classic
September 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
August 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I truly wonder what it's like to be able to consistently play video games for more than two hours in a week
August 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I am so tired of having to do every single task of being an adult on top of working two jobs

It feels like I spent my entire weekend just doing tasks and I STILL have to put away dinner and clean the dishes
August 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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COOL SEX TIP: if you are close to orgasm, don't say "I'm close" or "I'm gonna cum"; instead, declare riichi. this way, if they get you off, you can ron, but if you have to get yourself off, you can tsumo, indirectly indicating dissatisfaction with your partner's sexual performance
December 15, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort.

It aired in 1990.
August 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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i wish naruto was like. half as good as the best naruto ops make you think naruto is
August 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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ARTISTS! if you have an old drawing tablet that doesn't have any drivers available anymore or is just unsupported now, i HIGHLY recommend checking out opentabletdriver.net

my old wacom bamboo is now unsupported and you can't even get old drivers anymore, works perfectly (even in windows 11).
April 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Hot take but this was the best button layout design and regressing back to the SNES layout post-gamecube sucks actually
August 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I have spent all day cleaning, so now both my computer desk and craft desk are clean and organized. Laundry done and put away. Hard floors cleaned.

Just gotta scoop litter, water the plants, shower, and go to the grocery store and I'm DONE with tasks for the day
August 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I try to invest only a small amount of news for my mental health, but Buttigeg being willing to throw trans people under the bus 100% tracks with how he's always seemed like a scumbag to me.

Also explains why me and my ex who campaigned for him were never going to work out
July 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I keep getting stuck on how to handle this one scenario in my novel, because I feel like it currently stalls out a good amount in the middle.

I think the solution is to change a bit in the middle, so I basically scrap the entire second half and write a new one that will flow better
July 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I have been informed that this is the original and it’s longer and better (thanks @breewolfstuff.bsky.social!) youtu.be/nBje1yOv3rI?...
July 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I went and saw Superman and really enjoyed it!

I cried [redacted] times
July 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Honestly this is the REAL question we should be asking
In the 80s and 90s you couldn't move for all the Goo. Every film and TV show had Goo. We were at peak Goo.

Where's all the Goo??
July 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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women don’t like alpha male posturing, women like when a touch of acid cuts through the richer fatty element of a dish
July 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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A buffalo wing can fix you if you believe in its power
July 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I made the mistake of reading comments on a post about the use of "y'all" and y'all need to calm the fuck down
July 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This is one of the coolest things I've ever seen!!!
greetings i have made another zine, this is about how i got my hands on a knife at age ~9 (individual pages in the replies) #internationalzinemonth #minizinejuly2025
July 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I like being part of the women/nonbinary pinball community. Our group page is just as likely to have links to tournaments as it is recipes for things people brought to potlucks, and that's beautiful
July 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Going to the Renaissance Faire is a perfect excuse to dress up a a cowpoke
July 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
For some reason, I think my dehydrated body DIDN'T want me to chug a glass of milk and now I do not feel great
July 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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🐊 CROCODILE LIFE! 🐊 (1/3)

a short comic i drew in 2021 about an overworked & underpaid office worker's who life is 100% absolutely normal and fine. there are definitelyyyy no giant crocodiles in her house!!!
July 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM