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Cain Ruben-Meyer
@quietcrysis.bsky.social
Interdisciplinary artist- eclectic and ridiculous. Podcast Initiative Participant @friendshipfactory.bluesky.social

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I had this very serious horror story idea for a Mr. Freeze episode and halfway through writing it I thought "What if Peacemaker showed up to muck up the proceedings"
the second season of Batman: Bump In The Night has started over on patreon.com/moonshotnetwork. i'm biased but i think the most recent issue is pretty good
February 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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Everypony, you're not gonna believe this! Canter from the future just arrived and told me that you all need to go listen to this week's episode, right now! There's no time put it on right now, right now!!!! — CE

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Ter-mare-nator 2: Rise of the Forced Puns
It's time for a shake-up! Twilight's had it too good for too long in her ivory tower—wait, haven't we done this episode before? This week: "It's About Time." Look this one isn't a time loop...
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February 16, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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At this point remaining housed is a major concern. Please share this around, and if you can help, know I love you very much.

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February 10, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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look, please don't tell me to try other games, okay? the neopets ttrpg is what we're all familiar with. we use a homebrew setting instead of neopia and we ignore some of the rules about grappling and using rations during long-distance travel, but other than that it's exactly what we want.
February 7, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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Hello everypony! I'm normal again, and you know what else is normal? Making friends! I would know—after all, I've made so many here at the factory, and when we get together, we listen to the latest episode of our podcast iniatitve! — CE

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She Cranky on My Doodle Til I Donkey
fuck you I'm not writing a description this episode doesn't deserve it except to say that Cain came up with the title This week: "A Friend in Deed." eat shit Pinkie Pie Follow the podcast ...
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February 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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zach and cody's mom needs to be nerfed
February 1, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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we're back in the fucking building again
February 1, 2026 at 5:38 AM
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Hey gang, Shadow again. I've been told to "cut back" on the "killing you" stuff, so I thought I'd mix things up with some fun facts.

For example: did you know that if you don't listen to our newest episode, your next shower may feel more corrosively acidic than usual? — SB

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The Girls, the Gays, and Big Mac
Time again for the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and can you guess what they're looking for a cutie mark in this week? That's right—heteronormativity! This week: "Hearts and Hooves Day." Send some ...
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January 28, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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Have you seen the bowl with feet?

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November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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My good friend Audrey, known to many as LadyTabletop, is opening their layout commissions, and you would be wise to grab a slot! audreystolze.carrd.co
January 21, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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Welcome to a new week! Did you know that listening to a podcast while reading a book is like reading two books at the same time?

You didn't? Well—check out our newest episode to find out for yourself! "Read It and Weep," everypony. — CE

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S2E15 - The Woke Indiana Jones Reboot
Ever read a book so good you wanted to steal it? Sure, we all do, but nopony's doing it harder than Rainbow Dash, incidentally giving us a troublingly true-to-life insight into pony healthcare al...
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January 19, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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if you want to hear me get really heated about intent in musical theater compositional parody you should listen to this episode
January 12, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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We're here to sell you on pivoting to Monster High
January 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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This week at the Friendship Factory, let's celebrate entrepreneurial spirit with "The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000," featuring special guests @lotsadeer.bsky.social and @corpserevivers.bsky.social ! And, don't worry: there's no "Flim Flam" to be found here ;) — C

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The Gang Doesn't Learn Shit (feat. Marn & Izze)
Uh-oh! Capitalists come for Sweet Apple Acres! Can Applejack fend off the pernicious practices of the devious Flim Flam brothers? Only if she improves on her dogshit business logistics! This week: &q...
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January 12, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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Howdy doody, ponies! Why don't y'all wrassle up some fellow cowpokes and take a yonder listen to this week's episode, all about "The Last Roundup"? I've been told it's normal and doesn't go off on a tangent about ableism and fandom controversy for 30 minutes, ya hear! — CE

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Putting the 'Horse' in 'Discourse'
Applejack fucks up a rodeo or something but who gives a shit, this was the episode where a fan favorite showed up and oh my God can this show be normal for five minutes if it's not race it's disabilit...
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January 5, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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Here to announce that Theo is getting another week on the radiator for his title to today's episode. Hope you enjoy all the other parts of it! — CE

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Mrs. Cake Got Creamed
When Mr. and Mrs. Cake need a babysitter on short notice, who's the only pony they can rely upon? Not Pinkie, that's for fucking sure, but unfortunately fate has denied them any alternative. Will Pink...
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December 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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a simpler time
June 11, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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I need to relax a bit. Gonna try out the new bathbombs my wife got me for Christmas.
December 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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producing a podcast will really have you writing down sentences like "COLLAR: pony Christianity confirmed?" as though this is what you're proud to leave behind
December 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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General PSA if you're seeing this from the Discover feed and you're one of those people who hates what's on your feed:

Stop using Discover. Seriously. Go to the # in the upper right and find stuff you like, then follow those people and use the Following feed.

You will have a better time.
August 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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the ten-eyed man and his sidekick dr. crane
December 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Just in time for Jewish Christmas, we have a new TTRPG 🎲: The Vatican Stole the Menorah and We're Going to Steal it Back!

TVSTMAWGTSIB is a dreidel-powered heist TTRPG about reclaiming the Temple menorah from the Vatican. Itchfunding a print run till Jan 1! 📆

🔗: jumpgategames.itch.io/tvstmawgtsib
December 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Come on and slam, ponies! And welcome to our latest jam, Family Appreciation Week!

To kick things off, we've got a podcast episode just for our Friendship Factory Families! After all—what's a Family Appreciation Week but seven Family Appreciation Days in a row? — CE

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Zapping for Apples
Hi-diddly-ho, everypony! Welcome back to the factory, where we've got fantasy fruit and equine dementia on the docket! And, somehow, it turns out, the second setting loredrop episode in a row? This sh...
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December 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The thing I have learned through the stuff I do for the Friendship Factory is DaVinci Resolve is my beautiful wife and I will do anything she asks but Audacity is the evil rat that lives in my basement and if it starts asking me to "update" containment procedures need to go into effect
December 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM