Fidrych or die tryin
@fidrych.bsky.social
Community college student.
Alcohol Keeps Returning to Abuser
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 4, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Alcohol Keeps Returning to Abuser
The President has authorized Emergency Wartime Bouillon Consumption.
"Eat that stuff out of a jar, on crackers, toast, whatever."
Reports verify the umami-laden additive is grotesquely satisfying. "We'll all be dead by Christmas. Just go with God, amigos."
"Eat that stuff out of a jar, on crackers, toast, whatever."
Reports verify the umami-laden additive is grotesquely satisfying. "We'll all be dead by Christmas. Just go with God, amigos."
December 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The President has authorized Emergency Wartime Bouillon Consumption.
"Eat that stuff out of a jar, on crackers, toast, whatever."
Reports verify the umami-laden additive is grotesquely satisfying. "We'll all be dead by Christmas. Just go with God, amigos."
"Eat that stuff out of a jar, on crackers, toast, whatever."
Reports verify the umami-laden additive is grotesquely satisfying. "We'll all be dead by Christmas. Just go with God, amigos."
It really feels like at this point the only way the Trump Administration will end is if someone formulates a question so pointed and reasonable that his head explodes like Wile E. Coyote
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It really feels like at this point the only way the Trump Administration will end is if someone formulates a question so pointed and reasonable that his head explodes like Wile E. Coyote
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Strong floor, no ceiling describes sleeping on the sidewalk.
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Strong floor, no ceiling describes sleeping on the sidewalk.
You mind if I fire up a J, Charlie Brown?
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend; Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
You mind if I fire up a J, Charlie Brown?
Ah, University Challenge. Like Jeopardy, but if I knew -literally zero- of the answers.
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Ah, University Challenge. Like Jeopardy, but if I knew -literally zero- of the answers.
Jesse Plemons. All just variations on Todd.
What actor are you so (rationally or not) repulsed by that their work, no matter how good, is unwatchable to you?
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio
November 16, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Jesse Plemons. All just variations on Todd.
It makes no sense that David Berman released some of the best stuff of his career and then committed suicide so soon after. It's a beautiful album. Life makes no sense.
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
It makes no sense that David Berman released some of the best stuff of his career and then committed suicide so soon after. It's a beautiful album. Life makes no sense.
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Have you ever wanted to eat a bunch of fleas, but wished they tasted more like snot? Well, flax seed is for you, my friend!
November 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Have you ever wanted to eat a bunch of fleas, but wished they tasted more like snot? Well, flax seed is for you, my friend!
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I feel like as a society we lost something when we stopped writing songs about shipwrecks.
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I feel like as a society we lost something when we stopped writing songs about shipwrecks.
Snowstorm in Michigan tomorrow. I rotated my tires ahead of it to prepare, and I can attest that it is a horrible, horrible idea to ever buy aluminum wheels from a website. It ate lug torque without clicking and was a bastard to pound off the rotor.
Do humiliating things, friends. You need it.
Do humiliating things, friends. You need it.
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Snowstorm in Michigan tomorrow. I rotated my tires ahead of it to prepare, and I can attest that it is a horrible, horrible idea to ever buy aluminum wheels from a website. It ate lug torque without clicking and was a bastard to pound off the rotor.
Do humiliating things, friends. You need it.
Do humiliating things, friends. You need it.
There is no food on earth that takes as long as brown rice to cook, and that includes the multi-billion year process of microorganisms cultivating macronutrients beginning in the Hadean era
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
There is no food on earth that takes as long as brown rice to cook, and that includes the multi-billion year process of microorganisms cultivating macronutrients beginning in the Hadean era
Wow. Pretty telling that Mamdani and Newsom didn't vote for each other last night
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Wow. Pretty telling that Mamdani and Newsom didn't vote for each other last night
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I’ve hated every city I’ve ever lived in, come on
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I’ve hated every city I’ve ever lived in, come on
Hello. The time is now the typical reaction of a basic white girl visiting Alhambra, Spain.
November 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Hello. The time is now the typical reaction of a basic white girl visiting Alhambra, Spain.
The only dank bud I want is my 'dank' bud in salvation, Jesus Christ
October 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The only dank bud I want is my 'dank' bud in salvation, Jesus Christ
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Ghostbusters came out closer to WW2 than to today
October 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Ghostbusters came out closer to WW2 than to today
Why don't they build the whole thing out of ballrooms
October 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Why don't they build the whole thing out of ballrooms
The only item on my bucket list is to die
October 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The only item on my bucket list is to die
Early to bed, early to rise, the Bible is an endless cesspool of lies
October 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Early to bed, early to rise, the Bible is an endless cesspool of lies
Ways to Become God:
1) Be ineffable, eternal, the creator of all things and magnanimous to all creatures;
2) Place a single 2x4 in the bed of a pickup truck
1) Be ineffable, eternal, the creator of all things and magnanimous to all creatures;
2) Place a single 2x4 in the bed of a pickup truck
September 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Ways to Become God:
1) Be ineffable, eternal, the creator of all things and magnanimous to all creatures;
2) Place a single 2x4 in the bed of a pickup truck
1) Be ineffable, eternal, the creator of all things and magnanimous to all creatures;
2) Place a single 2x4 in the bed of a pickup truck
Touring the tsunami area in a Toyota Tundra with a dick-shaped American flag
July 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Touring the tsunami area in a Toyota Tundra with a dick-shaped American flag
One time I ran in the cold so long that my dick bled.
Also, I've jumped out of a plane and flown my own chute.
Also, I've jumped out of a plane and flown my own chute.
what is your personal sports highlight?
mine is: down 2 with like 4 seconds left, deflection sends ball into corner
guy throws the ball in to midcourt and i intercept it, and pass to my teammate who gets fouled shooting a 3
2/3 FT, go to OT
they are down 1, i stuff the j at the elbow. win
mine is: down 2 with like 4 seconds left, deflection sends ball into corner
guy throws the ball in to midcourt and i intercept it, and pass to my teammate who gets fouled shooting a 3
2/3 FT, go to OT
they are down 1, i stuff the j at the elbow. win
July 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
One time I ran in the cold so long that my dick bled.
Also, I've jumped out of a plane and flown my own chute.
Also, I've jumped out of a plane and flown my own chute.
🎵Close your eyes and I'll kiss you
The China-man's not the issue 🎵
The China-man's not the issue 🎵
July 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
🎵Close your eyes and I'll kiss you
The China-man's not the issue 🎵
The China-man's not the issue 🎵