Fidrych or die tryin
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Community college student.
Counterpoint: I am a very small hippopotamus
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Counterpoint: I am a very small hippopotamus
weird way to spell and pronounce women's volleyball, but w/e
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
weird way to spell and pronounce women's volleyball, but w/e
They had a son, they named him after pillowcases.
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
They had a son, they named him after pillowcases.
Hegseth has grown up to mistake aerodynamicity for efficiency of thought
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Hegseth has grown up to mistake aerodynamicity for efficiency of thought
No, that doesn't sound very interesting at all
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
No, that doesn't sound very interesting at all
This is some MAGA hag about bananas, but lowkey bananas can be sexed up instantly with ground spice. Less messy than peanut butter and cheap as H*ck.
December 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This is some MAGA hag about bananas, but lowkey bananas can be sexed up instantly with ground spice. Less messy than peanut butter and cheap as H*ck.
You sure? California is an awfully big place, especially if you're an ant
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
You sure? California is an awfully big place, especially if you're an ant
Very carefully
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Very carefully
But not the mayor of the parade city.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
But not the mayor of the parade city.
Ignoring the lede here. My takeaway is that, genetically, you're part-virgin
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Ignoring the lede here. My takeaway is that, genetically, you're part-virgin
I fondly remember the Muppets Taking Montana
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I fondly remember the Muppets Taking Montana
Don't know if this is common knowledge or not, but a mature female ovum is the same age as the woman at time of ovulation. All primary oocytes are present in a developing fetus, and they pause meiosis for decades until hormone stimulation.
November 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Don't know if this is common knowledge or not, but a mature female ovum is the same age as the woman at time of ovulation. All primary oocytes are present in a developing fetus, and they pause meiosis for decades until hormone stimulation.
Are you trying to write a Thomas Pynchon novel?
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Are you trying to write a Thomas Pynchon novel?
Also, he's not made of marijuana
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Also, he's not made of marijuana
By time? Driving eastbound on M-59 near Van Dyke after 3 PM. Some pilgrims out there from 2008, last I heard
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
By time? Driving eastbound on M-59 near Van Dyke after 3 PM. Some pilgrims out there from 2008, last I heard
This is a man who doesn't like beets
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
This is a man who doesn't like beets
This is an insane opinion
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
This is an insane opinion