fern (they/them) 🌿
@ferniesanders.bsky.social
lemme drive da boat
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going to overtime 0-0 should mean both teams lose but they still have to do the overtime
January 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
going to overtime 0-0 should mean both teams lose but they still have to do the overtime
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i haven't smoked a cigarette or attended church in a long time but man, if the opportunity presented itself and the coast looked clear enough i would absolutely love to smoke in church
November 22, 2024 at 5:22 PM
i haven't smoked a cigarette or attended church in a long time but man, if the opportunity presented itself and the coast looked clear enough i would absolutely love to smoke in church
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Reinarcanted is what Eminem is aiming for when he does those 2Pac Voice songs
November 22, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Reinarcanted is what Eminem is aiming for when he does those 2Pac Voice songs
NBA: Wolves
NFL: Bengals
NHL: Sharks
College: Kentucky
MLB: Cubs
WNBA: Lynx
Soccer: Columbus Crew ig?
NFL: Bengals
NHL: Sharks
College: Kentucky
MLB: Cubs
WNBA: Lynx
Soccer: Columbus Crew ig?
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams I'll start
NBA: Pistons
NFL: Bengals
NHL: Hurricanes
College: Maryland
MLB: Mets
WNBA: Mystics
Soccer: Liverpool
NBA: Pistons
NFL: Bengals
NHL: Hurricanes
College: Maryland
MLB: Mets
WNBA: Mystics
Soccer: Liverpool
November 21, 2024 at 12:49 AM
NBA: Wolves
NFL: Bengals
NHL: Sharks
College: Kentucky
MLB: Cubs
WNBA: Lynx
Soccer: Columbus Crew ig?
NFL: Bengals
NHL: Sharks
College: Kentucky
MLB: Cubs
WNBA: Lynx
Soccer: Columbus Crew ig?
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DemocRATs when they are met with the fascist decline of US empire: I am cheesed to meet you
November 20, 2024 at 10:57 PM
DemocRATs when they are met with the fascist decline of US empire: I am cheesed to meet you
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10 years ago a single bathroom bill passed in north carolina received so much pushback from all angles that the fucking NBA boycotted the state btw. that’s where we were then versus now. cool cool cool
Nancy Mace has introduced a federal bathroom ban which would ban trans people from bathrooms in DCA and Dulles airports, national park bathrooms, museum bathrooms, and all federal building bathrooms.
November 20, 2024 at 11:10 PM
10 years ago a single bathroom bill passed in north carolina received so much pushback from all angles that the fucking NBA boycotted the state btw. that’s where we were then versus now. cool cool cool
how long is too long before you should start worrying about having both Aches and Pains?
November 20, 2024 at 3:07 AM
how long is too long before you should start worrying about having both Aches and Pains?
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it feels like somebody broke into my house and moved all the furniture an inch to the left
November 6, 2024 at 11:32 PM
it feels like somebody broke into my house and moved all the furniture an inch to the left
did it stop sucking in here?
November 14, 2024 at 3:52 AM
did it stop sucking in here?
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you’re living in it, baby
July 25, 2023 at 2:26 AM
you’re living in it, baby
hey rich white women popped the fuck of with getting drunk on a tuesday afternoon this shits insane
July 25, 2023 at 6:35 PM
hey rich white women popped the fuck of with getting drunk on a tuesday afternoon this shits insane
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okay hear me out…an Oppenheimer esq biopic about the man who invented the trampoline
July 24, 2023 at 11:45 PM
okay hear me out…an Oppenheimer esq biopic about the man who invented the trampoline
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bluesky now has a a brief, opportune window to rebrand itself as "twitter"
July 24, 2023 at 1:42 PM
bluesky now has a a brief, opportune window to rebrand itself as "twitter"
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15-16 pickle spears can absolutely be dinner
July 21, 2023 at 4:39 AM
15-16 pickle spears can absolutely be dinner
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twitter: check out these claims about jews
threads: mr. peanut sexting wendy from wendy’s
bluesky: dril is a cop
threads: mr. peanut sexting wendy from wendy’s
bluesky: dril is a cop
July 20, 2023 at 2:17 PM
twitter: check out these claims about jews
threads: mr. peanut sexting wendy from wendy’s
bluesky: dril is a cop
threads: mr. peanut sexting wendy from wendy’s
bluesky: dril is a cop
i opened my venmo to transfer some gas money my mom sent me and found another $15 just sitting there. it was the 2020s equivalent to finding money in a pair of pants you’d wore awhile ago and forgotten about.
July 20, 2023 at 3:23 PM
i opened my venmo to transfer some gas money my mom sent me and found another $15 just sitting there. it was the 2020s equivalent to finding money in a pair of pants you’d wore awhile ago and forgotten about.
i’m new here how many people have tried getting clout from copying funnier tweets on here?
July 20, 2023 at 11:36 AM
i’m new here how many people have tried getting clout from copying funnier tweets on here?