Fergie’s Red Nose
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“And you won’t part this Red Sea of celebration”
Manchester born and bRED, living on the sunny south coast!
Manchester born and bRED, living on the sunny south coast!
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Our fanbase is full of absolute whiners 😆
Been wanting a reboot for 10 years and when it finally arrives, people are calling for the manager to be sacked 4 games in, having played two teams in the CL 😁.
Guess what? We might lose tomorrow and draw against Brentford.
Boofuckinghoo, get over it 🙄😂
Been wanting a reboot for 10 years and when it finally arrives, people are calling for the manager to be sacked 4 games in, having played two teams in the CL 😁.
Guess what? We might lose tomorrow and draw against Brentford.
Boofuckinghoo, get over it 🙄😂
September 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Our fanbase is full of absolute whiners 😆
Been wanting a reboot for 10 years and when it finally arrives, people are calling for the manager to be sacked 4 games in, having played two teams in the CL 😁.
Guess what? We might lose tomorrow and draw against Brentford.
Boofuckinghoo, get over it 🙄😂
Been wanting a reboot for 10 years and when it finally arrives, people are calling for the manager to be sacked 4 games in, having played two teams in the CL 😁.
Guess what? We might lose tomorrow and draw against Brentford.
Boofuckinghoo, get over it 🙄😂
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"They looked a very very good team, I get the narrative around United... people want to spin whatever narrative they want... That first half performance from Man Utd was every bit a top team."
Journalist asks the Burnley manager a leading, loaded question about #MUFC - Respect to Scott Parker 🫡
Journalist asks the Burnley manager a leading, loaded question about #MUFC - Respect to Scott Parker 🫡
August 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
"They looked a very very good team, I get the narrative around United... people want to spin whatever narrative they want... That first half performance from Man Utd was every bit a top team."
Journalist asks the Burnley manager a leading, loaded question about #MUFC - Respect to Scott Parker 🫡
Journalist asks the Burnley manager a leading, loaded question about #MUFC - Respect to Scott Parker 🫡
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A remarkable and revealing account of the fragility of our legal and constitutional system of government in the face of a concerted effort to prevent journalists from doing their job.
For 2 years, 2 govts used a secret court to hide the truth: they put 100,000 Afghans at risk of death. They used constitutionally unprecedented methods to prevent reporting.
My reflections on two years on this story and why it must ever happen again.
goodallandgoodluck.substack.com/p/my-two-yea...
My reflections on two years on this story and why it must ever happen again.
goodallandgoodluck.substack.com/p/my-two-yea...
My two years in secret court: How UK governments hid a national scandal
The government put 100,000 Afghans at risk of death. Then used the force of law in a constitutionally unprecedented way to prevent anyone finding out.
goodallandgoodluck.substack.com
July 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
A remarkable and revealing account of the fragility of our legal and constitutional system of government in the face of a concerted effort to prevent journalists from doing their job.
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Guess which of these stories came first on both the BBC One and Radio 4 bulletins.
June 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Guess which of these stories came first on both the BBC One and Radio 4 bulletins.
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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
May 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
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#OnThisDay 20th of April 2002:
0️⃣ Chelsea
3️⃣ Manchester United
Scholes ⚽️
Van Nistelrooy ⚽️
Solskjaer ⚽️
0️⃣ Chelsea
3️⃣ Manchester United
Scholes ⚽️
Van Nistelrooy ⚽️
Solskjaer ⚽️
April 20, 2025 at 7:45 AM
#OnThisDay 20th of April 2002:
0️⃣ Chelsea
3️⃣ Manchester United
Scholes ⚽️
Van Nistelrooy ⚽️
Solskjaer ⚽️
0️⃣ Chelsea
3️⃣ Manchester United
Scholes ⚽️
Van Nistelrooy ⚽️
Solskjaer ⚽️
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There is a lot of negativity towards Roy Keane about his assessment of our squad.
Raincheck‼️ He was a mean, demanding, horrible bastard to his teammates who are amongst the best players in our clubs history ....
.... a thread about Keano's standards
Raincheck‼️ He was a mean, demanding, horrible bastard to his teammates who are amongst the best players in our clubs history ....
.... a thread about Keano's standards
April 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
There is a lot of negativity towards Roy Keane about his assessment of our squad.
Raincheck‼️ He was a mean, demanding, horrible bastard to his teammates who are amongst the best players in our clubs history ....
.... a thread about Keano's standards
Raincheck‼️ He was a mean, demanding, horrible bastard to his teammates who are amongst the best players in our clubs history ....
.... a thread about Keano's standards
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Hang on, I’ve got an idea…
April 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Hang on, I’ve got an idea…
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The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.
April 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.
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Started / Going
March 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Started / Going
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Idiots and billionaires voted for Trump. As the old saying goes, check your bank account to find out which category you fall into.
February 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Idiots and billionaires voted for Trump. As the old saying goes, check your bank account to find out which category you fall into.
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So let's get this straight: The U.S. and Elon are now extorting Ukraine and threatening to turn off their Starlink Internet access unless they give their critical rare earth minerals to the United States? Staggering levels of corruption.
February 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
So let's get this straight: The U.S. and Elon are now extorting Ukraine and threatening to turn off their Starlink Internet access unless they give their critical rare earth minerals to the United States? Staggering levels of corruption.
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In case you’re not sure how it’s going down here, America.
February 20, 2025 at 8:09 AM
In case you’re not sure how it’s going down here, America.
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Word of the Day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet individual whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
February 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Word of the Day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet individual whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
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#OnThisDay 30th of January 1994:
Even in his first season at the club 22 year old Roy Keane didn't take any shit from his teammates 🤣
Roy Keane 🆚 Peter Schmeichel
Even in his first season at the club 22 year old Roy Keane didn't take any shit from his teammates 🤣
Roy Keane 🆚 Peter Schmeichel
January 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
#OnThisDay 30th of January 1994:
Even in his first season at the club 22 year old Roy Keane didn't take any shit from his teammates 🤣
Roy Keane 🆚 Peter Schmeichel
Even in his first season at the club 22 year old Roy Keane didn't take any shit from his teammates 🤣
Roy Keane 🆚 Peter Schmeichel
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30 Years AgoToday:
Eric Cantona stood up to a racist thug 👊
If you never heard Jonathan Pearce's commentary of Eric Cantona's kicking the 𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐧 watch this.
Eric Cantona stood up to a racist thug 👊
If you never heard Jonathan Pearce's commentary of Eric Cantona's kicking the 𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐧 watch this.
January 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
30 Years AgoToday:
Eric Cantona stood up to a racist thug 👊
If you never heard Jonathan Pearce's commentary of Eric Cantona's kicking the 𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐧 watch this.
Eric Cantona stood up to a racist thug 👊
If you never heard Jonathan Pearce's commentary of Eric Cantona's kicking the 𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐧 watch this.
Son of a Fisherman from Aberdeen,
Played for his country when only 18,
His football magic is a sight to see,
As he leads United on to victory.
Denis, Denis Law,
King Of The Football League.
Played for his country when only 18,
His football magic is a sight to see,
As he leads United on to victory.
Denis, Denis Law,
King Of The Football League.
January 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Son of a Fisherman from Aberdeen,
Played for his country when only 18,
His football magic is a sight to see,
As he leads United on to victory.
Denis, Denis Law,
King Of The Football League.
Played for his country when only 18,
His football magic is a sight to see,
As he leads United on to victory.
Denis, Denis Law,
King Of The Football League.
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In the last 5 years, there have been 23 mentions of Oasis tickets, 5899 mentions of Debt, 1634 mentions of National Debt, 1026 to British Debt, and 434 to Household debt.
She says one of the reason is politics is not serious. She said there have been more discussion in parliament of Oasis tickets than of British debt.
January 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
In the last 5 years, there have been 23 mentions of Oasis tickets, 5899 mentions of Debt, 1634 mentions of National Debt, 1026 to British Debt, and 434 to Household debt.
B+ ❤️
30 Years Ago Today Andy Cole signed for Manchester United.
How would you grade Andy Cole as a #MUFC player?
𝐀+ Our best ever in his position
𝐀 - World-class
𝐁 - Excellent
𝐂 - Good
𝐃 - Decent
𝐄 - Erratic
𝐅 - Flop
How would you grade Andy Cole as a #MUFC player?
𝐀+ Our best ever in his position
𝐀 - World-class
𝐁 - Excellent
𝐂 - Good
𝐃 - Decent
𝐄 - Erratic
𝐅 - Flop
January 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
B+ ❤️
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2 Years Ago Today:
A young, slender 17-year-old named Kobbie Mainoo came on for Casemiro in the 60th minute against Charlton Athletic, making his debut for Manchester United.
Little did we know what an incredible talent we had in our midst.
A young, slender 17-year-old named Kobbie Mainoo came on for Casemiro in the 60th minute against Charlton Athletic, making his debut for Manchester United.
Little did we know what an incredible talent we had in our midst.
January 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
2 Years Ago Today:
A young, slender 17-year-old named Kobbie Mainoo came on for Casemiro in the 60th minute against Charlton Athletic, making his debut for Manchester United.
Little did we know what an incredible talent we had in our midst.
A young, slender 17-year-old named Kobbie Mainoo came on for Casemiro in the 60th minute against Charlton Athletic, making his debut for Manchester United.
Little did we know what an incredible talent we had in our midst.
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To me, the only difference between Twitter and Facebook is that the former exposes you to the ignorance and gullibility of virtual strangers while the latter exposes you to the ignorance and gullibility of people you know.
January 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
To me, the only difference between Twitter and Facebook is that the former exposes you to the ignorance and gullibility of virtual strangers while the latter exposes you to the ignorance and gullibility of people you know.