Bonobobananas
@bonobobananas.bsky.social
Golfer ⛳️, United 👹, MSK Clinical.
Welsh, British and European. 🏴🇬🇧🇪🇺🔴⚪️⚫️
Welsh, British and European. 🏴🇬🇧🇪🇺🔴⚪️⚫️
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Having to unfollow people who insist on screen grabbing and posting from Twitter the most horrible takes from the dregs of society. 🚮
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You'll miss the BBC when it's gone...
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You'll miss the BBC when it's gone...
When did Kiwi fruits suddenly turn from sour, pucker your arse up to your elbows bastards, into nectar of the gods sweet alien eggs of delight?
a kiwi fruit cut in half with a white center on a black background
Alt: a kiwi fruit cut in half with a white center on a black background
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
When did Kiwi fruits suddenly turn from sour, pucker your arse up to your elbows bastards, into nectar of the gods sweet alien eggs of delight?
It’s all kicking off!
Sound up.
Sound up.
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It’s all kicking off!
Sound up.
Sound up.
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Random start words doing the biz this week 🙌🏻
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November 12, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Random start words doing the biz this week 🙌🏻
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They only make these videos to make us think the robots aren’t already ready to kill all humans 😁
when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
They only make these videos to make us think the robots aren’t already ready to kill all humans 😁
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when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake
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Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round
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When I'm an old geezer and I'm like "hey guys, remember my videos? They are now available on Evilcorp's Nazitron!" - please feel free to tell me how bad Evilcorp's Nazitron actually is and how maybe I shouldn't be using it
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
When I'm an old geezer and I'm like "hey guys, remember my videos? They are now available on Evilcorp's Nazitron!" - please feel free to tell me how bad Evilcorp's Nazitron actually is and how maybe I shouldn't be using it
Oosh
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November 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Oosh
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Still possibly one of the greatest Armistice Day tweets of all time from the good old days on Twitter.
#inremembrance
#lestweforget
#cockdestroyer
#inremembrance
#lestweforget
#cockdestroyer
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Still possibly one of the greatest Armistice Day tweets of all time from the good old days on Twitter.
#inremembrance
#lestweforget
#cockdestroyer
#inremembrance
#lestweforget
#cockdestroyer
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Thought this was quite lovely.
Always good to remind yourself that not everything is awful right now.
youtu.be/Qp7K6pEWEuk?...
Always good to remind yourself that not everything is awful right now.
youtu.be/Qp7K6pEWEuk?...
What happens when you set a river free? | BBC News
YouTube video by BBC News
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Thought this was quite lovely.
Always good to remind yourself that not everything is awful right now.
youtu.be/Qp7K6pEWEuk?...
Always good to remind yourself that not everything is awful right now.
youtu.be/Qp7K6pEWEuk?...
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
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The NUJ has issued a statement in response to the resignations of Tim Davie, BBC director-general, and Deborah Turness, BBC News chief executive
www.nuj.org.uk/resource/nuj...
www.nuj.org.uk/resource/nuj...
NUJ reacts to BBC leadership resignations
The NUJ has issued a statement in response to the resignations of Tim Davie, BBC director-general, and Deborah Turness, BBC News chief executive.
www.nuj.org.uk
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 AM
The NUJ has issued a statement in response to the resignations of Tim Davie, BBC director-general, and Deborah Turness, BBC News chief executive
www.nuj.org.uk/resource/nuj...
www.nuj.org.uk/resource/nuj...
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November 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
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November 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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When did it become ok to make a load of subs while waiting for a penalty to be taken?
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
When did it become ok to make a load of subs while waiting for a penalty to be taken?
Fucking hell, that’s a new VAR low, that’s a nailed on penalty
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Fucking hell, that’s a new VAR low, that’s a nailed on penalty
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November 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
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“In the last year of the Conservative Government alone, 115 prisoners were released in error, including a series of serious offenders.
“At no point did this fact ever make the front pages of British newspapers, or lead news bulletins on the BBC.”
“At no point did this fact ever make the front pages of British newspapers, or lead news bulletins on the BBC.”
How ever since Labour came to power, the British media has started to notice a whole series of problems they spent the previous 14 years completely ignoring
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/the-great-...
www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/the-great-...
The 'Great Noticing' Era
Ever since Labour came to power, the British media has started to notice a whole series of problems they spent the previous 14 years completely ignoring
www.adambienkov.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“In the last year of the Conservative Government alone, 115 prisoners were released in error, including a series of serious offenders.
“At no point did this fact ever make the front pages of British newspapers, or lead news bulletins on the BBC.”
“At no point did this fact ever make the front pages of British newspapers, or lead news bulletins on the BBC.”