ET Heisenberg
@utdheisenberg.bsky.social
Social media influenza.
Satire. Nostalgia. Industrial scale meth production.
Consultant that hates advising.
Traveller who hates packing.
DISContent creator.
Satire. Nostalgia. Industrial scale meth production.
Consultant that hates advising.
Traveller who hates packing.
DISContent creator.
Pinned
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Dear Carlo Ancelotti.... Please sub off Casemiro now please 🙏🏼
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Dear Carlo Ancelotti.... Please sub off Casemiro now please 🙏🏼
Nothing says "Patriotism" like arrogantly dismissing a pensioner and his wife after they politely ask these knuckledragging "Patriots" NOT to hang a flag directly outside their home
#FlagShaggers 🚫
#FlagShaggers 🚫
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Nothing says "Patriotism" like arrogantly dismissing a pensioner and his wife after they politely ask these knuckledragging "Patriots" NOT to hang a flag directly outside their home
#FlagShaggers 🚫
#FlagShaggers 🚫
This fella thought he was still on Twitter and could say what he wants.
Chat shit, get fly kicked.
Chat shit, get fly kicked.
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This fella thought he was still on Twitter and could say what he wants.
Chat shit, get fly kicked.
Chat shit, get fly kicked.
Reposted by ET Heisenberg
Rooooooney , Roooooney
Never in doubt!!! ❤️🤍🖤
Never in doubt!!! ❤️🤍🖤
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Rooooooney , Roooooney
Never in doubt!!! ❤️🤍🖤
Never in doubt!!! ❤️🤍🖤
I've spent far too long on twitter today arguing with a Reform MP and his knuckle dragger supporters.
The wanker has silenced me now 🚫
The wanker has silenced me now 🚫
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I've spent far too long on twitter today arguing with a Reform MP and his knuckle dragger supporters.
The wanker has silenced me now 🚫
The wanker has silenced me now 🚫
Gary Neville was right wasn't he.
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Gary Neville was right wasn't he.
Nothing to see here except some proud, jingoistic Brits in Benidorm, clogging up a Spanish street to rant in English about, you guessed it, foreigners.
Truly a miracle they’re immune to irony.
Truly a miracle they’re immune to irony.
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Nothing to see here except some proud, jingoistic Brits in Benidorm, clogging up a Spanish street to rant in English about, you guessed it, foreigners.
Truly a miracle they’re immune to irony.
Truly a miracle they’re immune to irony.
Throwback to Cristiano Ronaldo's first career red card nearly 20 years ago... A late tackle on United legend Andy Cole who was playing for City at the time!
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Throwback to Cristiano Ronaldo's first career red card nearly 20 years ago... A late tackle on United legend Andy Cole who was playing for City at the time!
Why is Bruno Fernandes not in the Portugal squad against Ireland tonight?
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Why is Bruno Fernandes not in the Portugal squad against Ireland tonight?
My worst #MUFC kit?
Grey 95/96.
Ugly and the results went:
Villa 3 United 1
Arsenal 1 United 0
Forest 1 United 1
Liverpool 2 United 0
Southampton 3 United 1
Sir Alex Ferguson binned it off for Blue and White during HALF TIME at The Dell with United 3 nil down. Was never worn in a match again!
Grey 95/96.
Ugly and the results went:
Villa 3 United 1
Arsenal 1 United 0
Forest 1 United 1
Liverpool 2 United 0
Southampton 3 United 1
Sir Alex Ferguson binned it off for Blue and White during HALF TIME at The Dell with United 3 nil down. Was never worn in a match again!
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My worst #MUFC kit?
Grey 95/96.
Ugly and the results went:
Villa 3 United 1
Arsenal 1 United 0
Forest 1 United 1
Liverpool 2 United 0
Southampton 3 United 1
Sir Alex Ferguson binned it off for Blue and White during HALF TIME at The Dell with United 3 nil down. Was never worn in a match again!
Grey 95/96.
Ugly and the results went:
Villa 3 United 1
Arsenal 1 United 0
Forest 1 United 1
Liverpool 2 United 0
Southampton 3 United 1
Sir Alex Ferguson binned it off for Blue and White during HALF TIME at The Dell with United 3 nil down. Was never worn in a match again!
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
26 years ago today, England beat Scotland 2–0 at Hampden in a fiery one. Ten yellows, flying tackles, and Don Hutchison somehow got away with a two footer on Paul Scholes that would be worth two reds today! Proper old-school Battle of Britain vibes ⚽️🔥
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
26 years ago today, England beat Scotland 2–0 at Hampden in a fiery one. Ten yellows, flying tackles, and Don Hutchison somehow got away with a two footer on Paul Scholes that would be worth two reds today! Proper old-school Battle of Britain vibes ⚽️🔥
Reposted by ET Heisenberg
11th May 1999. Leeds v Arsenal. Gameweek 37.
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink’s last goal for Leeds handed #MUFC the edge in the title race en route to the famous Treble.
Very few happy fans inside Elland Road that night 😏
Maybe stick to doing your talking on the pitch, Jimmy 💪🏿😂😎
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink’s last goal for Leeds handed #MUFC the edge in the title race en route to the famous Treble.
Very few happy fans inside Elland Road that night 😏
Maybe stick to doing your talking on the pitch, Jimmy 💪🏿😂😎
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
11th May 1999. Leeds v Arsenal. Gameweek 37.
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink’s last goal for Leeds handed #MUFC the edge in the title race en route to the famous Treble.
Very few happy fans inside Elland Road that night 😏
Maybe stick to doing your talking on the pitch, Jimmy 💪🏿😂😎
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink’s last goal for Leeds handed #MUFC the edge in the title race en route to the famous Treble.
Very few happy fans inside Elland Road that night 😏
Maybe stick to doing your talking on the pitch, Jimmy 💪🏿😂😎
Reposted by ET Heisenberg
Good feet, first touch, athlete. But made a few errors at LWB in the first few games (cost a goal at Brum). Now settled down to the extent that Norwich subbed their right winger as he got no change from Amass. Bannan is now his football Dad; combining on the left and getting forward really well.
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Good feet, first touch, athlete. But made a few errors at LWB in the first few games (cost a goal at Brum). Now settled down to the extent that Norwich subbed their right winger as he got no change from Amass. Bannan is now his football Dad; combining on the left and getting forward really well.
11th May 1999. Leeds v Arsenal. Gameweek 37.
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink’s last goal for Leeds handed #MUFC the edge in the title race en route to the famous Treble.
Very few happy fans inside Elland Road that night 😏
Maybe stick to doing your talking on the pitch, Jimmy 💪🏿😂😎
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink’s last goal for Leeds handed #MUFC the edge in the title race en route to the famous Treble.
Very few happy fans inside Elland Road that night 😏
Maybe stick to doing your talking on the pitch, Jimmy 💪🏿😂😎
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
11th May 1999. Leeds v Arsenal. Gameweek 37.
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink’s last goal for Leeds handed #MUFC the edge in the title race en route to the famous Treble.
Very few happy fans inside Elland Road that night 😏
Maybe stick to doing your talking on the pitch, Jimmy 💪🏿😂😎
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink’s last goal for Leeds handed #MUFC the edge in the title race en route to the famous Treble.
Very few happy fans inside Elland Road that night 😏
Maybe stick to doing your talking on the pitch, Jimmy 💪🏿😂😎
Anybody see Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink’s comments on Manchester United not improving since last season? 🤨
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Anybody see Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink’s comments on Manchester United not improving since last season? 🤨
#MUFC don't need to buy a LWB: We need to just bring Harry Amass back from Sheffield Wednesday. Far better footballer than both Dorgu and Dalot.
Defeat at St Mary’s but great to see Harry Amass off the mark with his first professional goal ⚽️
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM
#MUFC don't need to buy a LWB: We need to just bring Harry Amass back from Sheffield Wednesday. Far better footballer than both Dorgu and Dalot.
Waiting for @andymitten.bsky.social & the rest of the Talk of the Devils crew ⏳ 🇾🇪
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Waiting for @andymitten.bsky.social & the rest of the Talk of the Devils crew ⏳ 🇾🇪
Wayne and Kai Rooney watching another Virgil Van Dijk disasterclass for the Nth time this season! 🤣🤣
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Wayne and Kai Rooney watching another Virgil Van Dijk disasterclass for the Nth time this season! 🤣🤣
A Royal nonce put up more of a fight defending his titles than Liverpool did... Let that sink in.
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
A Royal nonce put up more of a fight defending his titles than Liverpool did... Let that sink in.
🎙️Gary Neville on Liverpool's disallowed goal:
“It’s just blatant cheating. Isn’t it. That is an embarrassing decision, really, really embarrassing.”
What happened to our club legend? Will the real Gary Neville please stand up!
“It’s just blatant cheating. Isn’t it. That is an embarrassing decision, really, really embarrassing.”
What happened to our club legend? Will the real Gary Neville please stand up!
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
🎙️Gary Neville on Liverpool's disallowed goal:
“It’s just blatant cheating. Isn’t it. That is an embarrassing decision, really, really embarrassing.”
What happened to our club legend? Will the real Gary Neville please stand up!
“It’s just blatant cheating. Isn’t it. That is an embarrassing decision, really, really embarrassing.”
What happened to our club legend? Will the real Gary Neville please stand up!
Bored at work. Tempted to make some LFC / SLOT / VVD memes 🤔⌛
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Bored at work. Tempted to make some LFC / SLOT / VVD memes 🤔⌛
Rewatched the match. Felt this Triple Sub was the turning point.
Then Dorgu for Dalot(?!) - Sesko got injured a few minutes later.
The coaching has improved over the last few weeks but Amorim showed his inexperience here. Hopefully he learns from this as all 3 points were in the bag.
#MUFC
Then Dorgu for Dalot(?!) - Sesko got injured a few minutes later.
The coaching has improved over the last few weeks but Amorim showed his inexperience here. Hopefully he learns from this as all 3 points were in the bag.
#MUFC
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Rewatched the match. Felt this Triple Sub was the turning point.
Then Dorgu for Dalot(?!) - Sesko got injured a few minutes later.
The coaching has improved over the last few weeks but Amorim showed his inexperience here. Hopefully he learns from this as all 3 points were in the bag.
#MUFC
Then Dorgu for Dalot(?!) - Sesko got injured a few minutes later.
The coaching has improved over the last few weeks but Amorim showed his inexperience here. Hopefully he learns from this as all 3 points were in the bag.
#MUFC