ET Heisenberg
@utdheisenberg.bsky.social
Social media influenza.
Satire. Nostalgia. Industrial scale meth production.
Consultant that hates advising.
Traveller who hates packing.
DISContent creator.
Satire. Nostalgia. Industrial scale meth production.
Consultant that hates advising.
Traveller who hates packing.
DISContent creator.
Pinned
Then didn’t risk it vs Middlesbrough…
November 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Things money can't buy:
Love ❤️
Loyalty 🤝🏼
Happiness 😊
Paul Scholes 🎂
Love ❤️
Loyalty 🤝🏼
Happiness 😊
Paul Scholes 🎂
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Things money can't buy:
Love ❤️
Loyalty 🤝🏼
Happiness 😊
Paul Scholes 🎂
Love ❤️
Loyalty 🤝🏼
Happiness 😊
Paul Scholes 🎂
Steven Gerrard on Paul Scholes 2025:
“He would be the best midfielder in the Premier League right now, hands down… Scholesy controlled games, switched play, popped it round you, scored goals and made the final pass… He’d have everyone terrorised today.”
“He would be the best midfielder in the Premier League right now, hands down… Scholesy controlled games, switched play, popped it round you, scored goals and made the final pass… He’d have everyone terrorised today.”
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Steven Gerrard on Paul Scholes 2025:
“He would be the best midfielder in the Premier League right now, hands down… Scholesy controlled games, switched play, popped it round you, scored goals and made the final pass… He’d have everyone terrorised today.”
“He would be the best midfielder in the Premier League right now, hands down… Scholesy controlled games, switched play, popped it round you, scored goals and made the final pass… He’d have everyone terrorised today.”
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November 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Nothing says "Patriotism" like arrogantly dismissing a pensioner and his wife after they politely ask these knuckledragging "Patriots" NOT to hang a flag directly outside their home
#FlagShaggers 🚫
#FlagShaggers 🚫
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Nothing says "Patriotism" like arrogantly dismissing a pensioner and his wife after they politely ask these knuckledragging "Patriots" NOT to hang a flag directly outside their home
#FlagShaggers 🚫
#FlagShaggers 🚫
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This fella thought he was still on Twitter and could say what he wants.
Chat shit, get fly kicked.
Chat shit, get fly kicked.
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This fella thought he was still on Twitter and could say what he wants.
Chat shit, get fly kicked.
Chat shit, get fly kicked.
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Gary Neville was right wasn't he.
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Gary Neville was right wasn't he.
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Throwback to Cristiano Ronaldo's first career red card nearly 20 years ago... A late tackle on United legend Andy Cole who was playing for City at the time!
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Throwback to Cristiano Ronaldo's first career red card nearly 20 years ago... A late tackle on United legend Andy Cole who was playing for City at the time!
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My worst #MUFC kit?
Grey 95/96.
Ugly and the results went:
Villa 3 United 1
Arsenal 1 United 0
Forest 1 United 1
Liverpool 2 United 0
Southampton 3 United 1
Sir Alex Ferguson binned it off for Blue and White during HALF TIME at The Dell with United 3 nil down. Was never worn in a match again!
Grey 95/96.
Ugly and the results went:
Villa 3 United 1
Arsenal 1 United 0
Forest 1 United 1
Liverpool 2 United 0
Southampton 3 United 1
Sir Alex Ferguson binned it off for Blue and White during HALF TIME at The Dell with United 3 nil down. Was never worn in a match again!
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My worst #MUFC kit?
Grey 95/96.
Ugly and the results went:
Villa 3 United 1
Arsenal 1 United 0
Forest 1 United 1
Liverpool 2 United 0
Southampton 3 United 1
Sir Alex Ferguson binned it off for Blue and White during HALF TIME at The Dell with United 3 nil down. Was never worn in a match again!
Grey 95/96.
Ugly and the results went:
Villa 3 United 1
Arsenal 1 United 0
Forest 1 United 1
Liverpool 2 United 0
Southampton 3 United 1
Sir Alex Ferguson binned it off for Blue and White during HALF TIME at The Dell with United 3 nil down. Was never worn in a match again!
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Nothing to see here except some proud, jingoistic Brits in Benidorm, clogging up a Spanish street to rant in English about, you guessed it, foreigners.
Truly a miracle they’re immune to irony.
Truly a miracle they’re immune to irony.
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Nothing to see here except some proud, jingoistic Brits in Benidorm, clogging up a Spanish street to rant in English about, you guessed it, foreigners.
Truly a miracle they’re immune to irony.
Truly a miracle they’re immune to irony.
Back then ‘Trans World Sport’ meant something totally different… then afterwards Channel 4 hit us with The Gaelic Games just to confuse everybody 😂
Great days 🥰
Great days 🥰
I loved trans world sport!
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Back then ‘Trans World Sport’ meant something totally different… then afterwards Channel 4 hit us with The Gaelic Games just to confuse everybody 😂
Great days 🥰
Great days 🥰
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Dear Carlo Ancelotti.... Please sub off Casemiro now please 🙏🏼
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Dear Carlo Ancelotti.... Please sub off Casemiro now please 🙏🏼
Nothing says "Patriotism" like arrogantly dismissing a pensioner and his wife after they politely ask these knuckledragging "Patriots" NOT to hang a flag directly outside their home
#FlagShaggers 🚫
#FlagShaggers 🚫
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Nothing says "Patriotism" like arrogantly dismissing a pensioner and his wife after they politely ask these knuckledragging "Patriots" NOT to hang a flag directly outside their home
#FlagShaggers 🚫
#FlagShaggers 🚫
This fella thought he was still on Twitter and could say what he wants.
Chat shit, get fly kicked.
Chat shit, get fly kicked.
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This fella thought he was still on Twitter and could say what he wants.
Chat shit, get fly kicked.
Chat shit, get fly kicked.
Reposted by ET Heisenberg
Rooooooney , Roooooney
Never in doubt!!! ❤️🤍🖤
Never in doubt!!! ❤️🤍🖤
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Rooooooney , Roooooney
Never in doubt!!! ❤️🤍🖤
Never in doubt!!! ❤️🤍🖤
I've spent far too long on twitter today arguing with a Reform MP and his knuckle dragger supporters.
The wanker has silenced me now 🚫
The wanker has silenced me now 🚫
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I've spent far too long on twitter today arguing with a Reform MP and his knuckle dragger supporters.
The wanker has silenced me now 🚫
The wanker has silenced me now 🚫
Gary Neville was right wasn't he.
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Gary Neville was right wasn't he.
Nothing to see here except some proud, jingoistic Brits in Benidorm, clogging up a Spanish street to rant in English about, you guessed it, foreigners.
Truly a miracle they’re immune to irony.
Truly a miracle they’re immune to irony.
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Nothing to see here except some proud, jingoistic Brits in Benidorm, clogging up a Spanish street to rant in English about, you guessed it, foreigners.
Truly a miracle they’re immune to irony.
Truly a miracle they’re immune to irony.
Throwback to Cristiano Ronaldo's first career red card nearly 20 years ago... A late tackle on United legend Andy Cole who was playing for City at the time!
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Throwback to Cristiano Ronaldo's first career red card nearly 20 years ago... A late tackle on United legend Andy Cole who was playing for City at the time!
Why is Bruno Fernandes not in the Portugal squad against Ireland tonight?
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Why is Bruno Fernandes not in the Portugal squad against Ireland tonight?
My worst #MUFC kit?
Grey 95/96.
Ugly and the results went:
Villa 3 United 1
Arsenal 1 United 0
Forest 1 United 1
Liverpool 2 United 0
Southampton 3 United 1
Sir Alex Ferguson binned it off for Blue and White during HALF TIME at The Dell with United 3 nil down. Was never worn in a match again!
Grey 95/96.
Ugly and the results went:
Villa 3 United 1
Arsenal 1 United 0
Forest 1 United 1
Liverpool 2 United 0
Southampton 3 United 1
Sir Alex Ferguson binned it off for Blue and White during HALF TIME at The Dell with United 3 nil down. Was never worn in a match again!
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My worst #MUFC kit?
Grey 95/96.
Ugly and the results went:
Villa 3 United 1
Arsenal 1 United 0
Forest 1 United 1
Liverpool 2 United 0
Southampton 3 United 1
Sir Alex Ferguson binned it off for Blue and White during HALF TIME at The Dell with United 3 nil down. Was never worn in a match again!
Grey 95/96.
Ugly and the results went:
Villa 3 United 1
Arsenal 1 United 0
Forest 1 United 1
Liverpool 2 United 0
Southampton 3 United 1
Sir Alex Ferguson binned it off for Blue and White during HALF TIME at The Dell with United 3 nil down. Was never worn in a match again!
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
26 years ago today, England beat Scotland 2–0 at Hampden in a fiery one. Ten yellows, flying tackles, and Don Hutchison somehow got away with a two footer on Paul Scholes that would be worth two reds today! Proper old-school Battle of Britain vibes ⚽️🔥
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
26 years ago today, England beat Scotland 2–0 at Hampden in a fiery one. Ten yellows, flying tackles, and Don Hutchison somehow got away with a two footer on Paul Scholes that would be worth two reds today! Proper old-school Battle of Britain vibes ⚽️🔥
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11th May 1999. Leeds v Arsenal. Gameweek 37.
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink’s last goal for Leeds handed #MUFC the edge in the title race en route to the famous Treble.
Very few happy fans inside Elland Road that night 😏
Maybe stick to doing your talking on the pitch, Jimmy 💪🏿😂😎
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink’s last goal for Leeds handed #MUFC the edge in the title race en route to the famous Treble.
Very few happy fans inside Elland Road that night 😏
Maybe stick to doing your talking on the pitch, Jimmy 💪🏿😂😎
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
11th May 1999. Leeds v Arsenal. Gameweek 37.
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink’s last goal for Leeds handed #MUFC the edge in the title race en route to the famous Treble.
Very few happy fans inside Elland Road that night 😏
Maybe stick to doing your talking on the pitch, Jimmy 💪🏿😂😎
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink’s last goal for Leeds handed #MUFC the edge in the title race en route to the famous Treble.
Very few happy fans inside Elland Road that night 😏
Maybe stick to doing your talking on the pitch, Jimmy 💪🏿😂😎