ET Heisenberg
@utdheisenberg.bsky.social
Social media influenza.
Satire. Nostalgia. Industrial scale meth production.
Consultant that hates advising.
Traveller who hates packing.
DISContent creator.
Satire. Nostalgia. Industrial scale meth production.
Consultant that hates advising.
Traveller who hates packing.
DISContent creator.
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Dear Carlo Ancelotti.... Please sub off Casemiro now please 🙏🏼
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Dear Carlo Ancelotti.... Please sub off Casemiro now please 🙏🏼
Nothing says "Patriotism" like arrogantly dismissing a pensioner and his wife after they politely ask these knuckledragging "Patriots" NOT to hang a flag directly outside their home
#FlagShaggers 🚫
#FlagShaggers 🚫
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Nothing says "Patriotism" like arrogantly dismissing a pensioner and his wife after they politely ask these knuckledragging "Patriots" NOT to hang a flag directly outside their home
#FlagShaggers 🚫
#FlagShaggers 🚫
This fella thought he was still on Twitter and could say what he wants.
Chat shit, get fly kicked.
Chat shit, get fly kicked.
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This fella thought he was still on Twitter and could say what he wants.
Chat shit, get fly kicked.
Chat shit, get fly kicked.
Gary Neville was right wasn't he.
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Gary Neville was right wasn't he.
Nothing to see here except some proud, jingoistic Brits in Benidorm, clogging up a Spanish street to rant in English about, you guessed it, foreigners.
Truly a miracle they’re immune to irony.
Truly a miracle they’re immune to irony.
November 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Nothing to see here except some proud, jingoistic Brits in Benidorm, clogging up a Spanish street to rant in English about, you guessed it, foreigners.
Truly a miracle they’re immune to irony.
Truly a miracle they’re immune to irony.
Throwback to Cristiano Ronaldo's first career red card nearly 20 years ago... A late tackle on United legend Andy Cole who was playing for City at the time!
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Throwback to Cristiano Ronaldo's first career red card nearly 20 years ago... A late tackle on United legend Andy Cole who was playing for City at the time!
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
26 years ago today, England beat Scotland 2–0 at Hampden in a fiery one. Ten yellows, flying tackles, and Don Hutchison somehow got away with a two footer on Paul Scholes that would be worth two reds today! Proper old-school Battle of Britain vibes ⚽️🔥
November 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
26 years ago today, England beat Scotland 2–0 at Hampden in a fiery one. Ten yellows, flying tackles, and Don Hutchison somehow got away with a two footer on Paul Scholes that would be worth two reds today! Proper old-school Battle of Britain vibes ⚽️🔥
Dirty Leeds fans before the match....
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Dirty Leeds fans before the match....
11th May 1999. Leeds v Arsenal. Gameweek 37.
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink’s last goal for Leeds handed #MUFC the edge in the title race en route to the famous Treble.
Very few happy fans inside Elland Road that night 😏
Maybe stick to doing your talking on the pitch, Jimmy 💪🏿😂😎
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink’s last goal for Leeds handed #MUFC the edge in the title race en route to the famous Treble.
Very few happy fans inside Elland Road that night 😏
Maybe stick to doing your talking on the pitch, Jimmy 💪🏿😂😎
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
11th May 1999. Leeds v Arsenal. Gameweek 37.
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink’s last goal for Leeds handed #MUFC the edge in the title race en route to the famous Treble.
Very few happy fans inside Elland Road that night 😏
Maybe stick to doing your talking on the pitch, Jimmy 💪🏿😂😎
Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink’s last goal for Leeds handed #MUFC the edge in the title race en route to the famous Treble.
Very few happy fans inside Elland Road that night 😏
Maybe stick to doing your talking on the pitch, Jimmy 💪🏿😂😎
Wayne and Kai Rooney watching another Virgil Van Dijk disasterclass for the Nth time this season! 🤣🤣
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Wayne and Kai Rooney watching another Virgil Van Dijk disasterclass for the Nth time this season! 🤣🤣
🎙️Gary Neville on Liverpool's disallowed goal:
“It’s just blatant cheating. Isn’t it. That is an embarrassing decision, really, really embarrassing.”
What happened to our club legend? Will the real Gary Neville please stand up!
“It’s just blatant cheating. Isn’t it. That is an embarrassing decision, really, really embarrassing.”
What happened to our club legend? Will the real Gary Neville please stand up!
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
🎙️Gary Neville on Liverpool's disallowed goal:
“It’s just blatant cheating. Isn’t it. That is an embarrassing decision, really, really embarrassing.”
What happened to our club legend? Will the real Gary Neville please stand up!
“It’s just blatant cheating. Isn’t it. That is an embarrassing decision, really, really embarrassing.”
What happened to our club legend? Will the real Gary Neville please stand up!