From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
"Tonight, we learned the Pentagon is escalating its review of me into "an official command investigation."
If #Shit4Brains or #WhiskyLeaks think they can stop me from doing my job and serving the American people, they've got the wrong guy."
"Tonight, we learned the Pentagon is escalating its review of me into "an official command investigation."
If #Shit4Brains or #WhiskyLeaks think they can stop me from doing my job and serving the American people, they've got the wrong guy."
Its patron saint is of course St. Judas Iscariot.
Let us pray: 🙏🏻
‘Our Nigel, which art in parliament,
Farage be thy Name;
Thy fascism come;
Thy will be done
in Dubai, as it is in Clacton.’
As for that Jesus bloke, he’s a bloody leftard.😤
Its patron saint is of course St. Judas Iscariot.
Let us pray: 🙏🏻
‘Our Nigel, which art in parliament,
Farage be thy Name;
Thy fascism come;
Thy will be done
in Dubai, as it is in Clacton.’
As for that Jesus bloke, he’s a bloody leftard.😤
If he wasn’t in the Epstein files, he would’ve released them by now
If he wasn’t in the Epstein files, he would’ve released them by now
It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.”
- Garry Kasparov
It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.”
- Garry Kasparov
Read our fact check to find out more 👇
Read our fact check to find out more 👇
(presumably called Pornhub Rubbed or some such)
(presumably called Pornhub Rubbed or some such)
Must be those bloody migrants again
Making our food shops extortionate
Rinsing us for heating our homes
Privatising the shit out of our childcare
Creaming off our mortgages and rent
Bastards.
Must be those bloody migrants again
Making our food shops extortionate
Rinsing us for heating our homes
Privatising the shit out of our childcare
Creaming off our mortgages and rent
Bastards.
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
... listen to Steve Wozniak.