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Sometimes I live in the country
Sometimes I live in town
Sometimes I have a great notion
To jump into the river and drown
“acidic scold” lmao
Washington National Cathedral on Thursday is hosting a bipartisan show of respect and remembrance for Dick Cheney, the consequential and polarizing vice president who in later years became an acidic scold of fellow Republican President Donald Trump. Watch live.
A bipartisan show of respect and remembrance for Dick Cheney's funeral, absent Trump
Washington National Cathedral is hosting a bipartisan show of respect and remembrance for Dick Cheney, the consequential and polarizing vice president who became an acidic scold of fellow Republican President Donald Trump.
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November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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I like to think that the makers of Gabby's Dollhouse know what they're doing here
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The guy with the nuclear football is probably to be outed beyond plausible deniability as a child molester. That I suppose does implicate national security.
November 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Mouth Heaven
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!

- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls

- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
That fan
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
How bout them Dawgs!
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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LORE KING
August 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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In the South [Feat. Gucci Mane, Pimp C]
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November 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Welcome (Shaking Hands), by Bruce Nauman, 1985, 📸 by William Vasta
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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The Aggies are letting the Epstein emails beat them twice
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
A great insight of this perfect tweet is it’s the same type of negotiation you have with a two year old all of the time
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Imagining Jeff Epstein rattling this kind of pablum off to Stephen Hawking and Hawking just ctrl +c ctrl +v’ing his “oh for sure, absolutely”
it keeps going...
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Trying to figure out the style but I’m going to start emailing like this. It’s like 85% ee cummings.

"skin as part of brain?"

This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Probably one of the best things on earth is when a baby first learns what dancing is and they are bobbing around like their body is figuring it out before their brain
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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From: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com>
To: executiveassistant@epstein.org

pls pick up. Sandwich order ,, rb mayo lettuce Bacon . no pickle im going to take late lunch. with ,, for Trump Pinker Clinton Prince Andrew Dershowitz. party with some " girls". btw we're all pedophiles
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Finally saw one battle after another, 4.75⭐️

Docked 1/4 for having to watch Sean Penn get bricked up at gun point using power of the mind
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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BOND (coming to in hospital): what happened?
M: Oh lovely, he's awake. You've failed your mission is what happened. Luckily we'd sent backup
BOND: no, i mean...
M: Ah yes, bad bit of luck that. It seems when 008 cut the power, Goldfinger had just got done cutting your penis in half with a big laser.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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It is incredible — the blind spots you develop when you’ve never, ever been poor.
Trump claims that food stamps "puts the country in jeopardy. People that are able-bodied can do a job, they leave their job because they figure they can pick this up, it's easier."
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM