Douglas Dollars
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This account has nothing to do with my work as a grave digger / professional keyboardist, so don’t be uncool.
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This account has nothing to do with my work as a grave digger / professional keyboardist, so don’t be uncool.
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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Gosh, if Meta keeps up like this they can only afford to spend that amount every single year out of their net income.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Gosh, if Meta keeps up like this they can only afford to spend that amount every single year out of their net income.
Tesla drivers are already disproportionately high in car accidents compared to drivers of other car models, we do not need more reasons for them to think they can not pay attention.
"When Tesla owners have tried to force the company to accept liability for certain incidents, it has fought back in court — and often won. Don’t be stupid. Don’t listen to Elon Musk. Watch the road." www.theverge.com/transportati... sometimes it takes an oped / blog post to get the message across...
Elon Musk says Tesla drivers can text while driving, but they absolutely should not
For fuck’s sake.
www.theverge.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Tesla drivers are already disproportionately high in car accidents compared to drivers of other car models, we do not need more reasons for them to think they can not pay attention.
Good news: you’re over-thinking it.
Bad news: you’re probably also under-thinking it.
Bad news: you’re probably also under-thinking it.
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Good news: you’re over-thinking it.
Bad news: you’re probably also under-thinking it.
Bad news: you’re probably also under-thinking it.
I asked “is there was a Mr Claus?” and now I’m on a terrible list. Christmas ruined.
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I asked “is there was a Mr Claus?” and now I’m on a terrible list. Christmas ruined.
Holiday card progress
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Holiday card progress
I hear your apartment's property management conglomerate is going to announce a Black Friday deal on rent. Grocery stores and utilities are gonna drop prices, too!
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I hear your apartment's property management conglomerate is going to announce a Black Friday deal on rent. Grocery stores and utilities are gonna drop prices, too!
If you would like a holiday card of some sort, send some form of mailing address to doug@favorite.cat, or a DM/etc here, your pick.
I invariably toil for hours crippling my hand to fill out cards on some weekend day in the coming fortnight, and you can add to that!
I invariably toil for hours crippling my hand to fill out cards on some weekend day in the coming fortnight, and you can add to that!
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
If you would like a holiday card of some sort, send some form of mailing address to doug@favorite.cat, or a DM/etc here, your pick.
I invariably toil for hours crippling my hand to fill out cards on some weekend day in the coming fortnight, and you can add to that!
I invariably toil for hours crippling my hand to fill out cards on some weekend day in the coming fortnight, and you can add to that!
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Works like this. If you ping me with an URGENT THING, I will respond promptly. I may also ask for clarification. Your incredible slow response to these questions means it’s not an URGENT THING.
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Works like this. If you ping me with an URGENT THING, I will respond promptly. I may also ask for clarification. Your incredible slow response to these questions means it’s not an URGENT THING.
You can differentiate Marty from Marty Supreme by the latter having diced tomatoes and sour cream
November 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
You can differentiate Marty from Marty Supreme by the latter having diced tomatoes and sour cream
Been throwing this one up since 2015
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Been throwing this one up since 2015
Shout out to cold brew
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Shout out to cold brew
Was not expecting THE BOONDOCK SAINTS
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Was not expecting THE BOONDOCK SAINTS
Wow, we've sure been on this search for meaning for a while. It's surely just around the corner.
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Wow, we've sure been on this search for meaning for a while. It's surely just around the corner.
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literally rotating villain theory
America is in the midst of a Republican-made health care crisis—a crisis so severe, so urgent, and so devastating for American families that I cannot support a continuing resolution that fails to address it.
I am voting NO.
I am voting NO.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
literally rotating villain theory
One of the world's greatest stock pickers, who also found time to do some work for the public, goes out on top.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Nancy Pelosi won't seek reelection, ending her storied career in the US House.
November 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
One of the world's greatest stock pickers, who also found time to do some work for the public, goes out on top.
I think I may do a Halloween bounty in the neighborhood next year. Show up dressed as Beetlejuice, “Weird” Al, or some third thing TBD and you get $20.
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I think I may do a Halloween bounty in the neighborhood next year. Show up dressed as Beetlejuice, “Weird” Al, or some third thing TBD and you get $20.
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if someone has the word “rational” in their bio or as part of their identity you know for a fact they are the most histrionic freak in the history of the world
November 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
if someone has the word “rational” in their bio or as part of their identity you know for a fact they are the most histrionic freak in the history of the world
Work update. “To better support our strategic priorities, Douglas Dollars is moving to [redacted] team. Doug is expanding his responsibilities to include the design and operations of GCP's new [redacted]. Doug will continue to lead GCP's Strategic Product Roadmap priority.”
Big ~3 years ahead.
Big ~3 years ahead.
October 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Work update. “To better support our strategic priorities, Douglas Dollars is moving to [redacted] team. Doug is expanding his responsibilities to include the design and operations of GCP's new [redacted]. Doug will continue to lead GCP's Strategic Product Roadmap priority.”
Big ~3 years ahead.
Big ~3 years ahead.
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the whole article could have just been ten pages of “Brilliant Things Eleanor O’Brien Said,” and some gold was left on the cutting room floor, but this is such a banger of a closer and it’s so very much the theme of today
October 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
the whole article could have just been ten pages of “Brilliant Things Eleanor O’Brien Said,” and some gold was left on the cutting room floor, but this is such a banger of a closer and it’s so very much the theme of today
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the danger is not of being monitored. you were already.
the danger is that you cannot control your anger and you lash out and you land yourself either a stochastic or pseudo-legal sentence.
the danger is that you cannot control your anger and you lash out and you land yourself either a stochastic or pseudo-legal sentence.
I've joked that some people have posted too close to the sun and gotten themselves struck by bsky mods.
this takes that to another level.
this takes that to another level.
October 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
the danger is not of being monitored. you were already.
the danger is that you cannot control your anger and you lash out and you land yourself either a stochastic or pseudo-legal sentence.
the danger is that you cannot control your anger and you lash out and you land yourself either a stochastic or pseudo-legal sentence.
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Also I realize it's completely fucking ridiculous to even suggest, but a reporter *could* write it up into a *story* that the president keeps making totally insane false accusations of paid protesters, and these are at least in part informing his illegal military deployments to US cities
October 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Also I realize it's completely fucking ridiculous to even suggest, but a reporter *could* write it up into a *story* that the president keeps making totally insane false accusations of paid protesters, and these are at least in part informing his illegal military deployments to US cities
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this is one of the sweatiest and most desperate documents the the united states government has ever produced
October 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
this is one of the sweatiest and most desperate documents the the united states government has ever produced
The day I started earning more money than I could ever spend on Vietnamese food, it was over for me.
October 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The day I started earning more money than I could ever spend on Vietnamese food, it was over for me.
