Cap'n ACAB
@fauxhammer.bsky.social
Big ol' commie.
Destroy ICE.
Be cool to everyone who isn't a nazi or a clankerfucker.
He\Him.
Dallas, Texas
Destroy ICE.
Be cool to everyone who isn't a nazi or a clankerfucker.
He\Him.
Dallas, Texas
#84 White Christmas (no need to review)
#85 A much more satanic xmas movie.
#85 A much more satanic xmas movie.
December 1, 2025 at 7:19 AM
#84 White Christmas (no need to review)
#85 A much more satanic xmas movie.
#85 A much more satanic xmas movie.
#83 As is tradition.
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
#83 As is tradition.
Gracious, Karen Allen was so cute in Raiders.
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Gracious, Karen Allen was so cute in Raiders.
FWIW, North Texas DSA is also trying to get Dallas to do this.
BREAKING: RealPage is suing New York, challenging a new state law that bans landlords from using algorithms to set rents.
RealPage claims that its software, which landlords have used to collude on rents, is protected by the First Amendment.
RealPage claims that its software, which landlords have used to collude on rents, is protected by the First Amendment.
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
FWIW, North Texas DSA is also trying to get Dallas to do this.
The Football-Dog Show tension is palpable in this household.
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The Football-Dog Show tension is palpable in this household.
All I know is that if me and my friends saw a Grinch in the wild we'd hunt it for sport.
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
All I know is that if me and my friends saw a Grinch in the wild we'd hunt it for sport.
We love it when a conveyance is impeded.
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
We love it when a conveyance is impeded.
Okay, I've seen the labubus and Shaggy now. Normality restored, such as it
I see people commenting on the parade, and I know there are delays... but it feels like I am seeing a different parade entirely. Are they censoring the labubulloon in rural south Texas because it's satanic?
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Okay, I've seen the labubus and Shaggy now. Normality restored, such as it
Is feeling slightly insane when watching The Thanksgiving Parade a normal consequence of aging, or is it a uniquely "in our times" phenomena?
I see people commenting on the parade, and I know there are delays... but it feels like I am seeing a different parade entirely. Are they censoring the labubulloon in rural south Texas because it's satanic?
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Is feeling slightly insane when watching The Thanksgiving Parade a normal consequence of aging, or is it a uniquely "in our times" phenomena?
I see people commenting on the parade, and I know there are delays... but it feels like I am seeing a different parade entirely. Are they censoring the labubulloon in rural south Texas because it's satanic?
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I see people commenting on the parade, and I know there are delays... but it feels like I am seeing a different parade entirely. Are they censoring the labubulloon in rural south Texas because it's satanic?
A spectre of this haunts me as well, but fortunately my kids have broken the cycle.
I make fun of "former gifted kid" laments a lot but as a Former Gifted Kid™️ myself I'm finally gonna admit a struggle:
I have a really hard time unlearning the internalized expectation that my kids should be acing everything in school.
I have a really hard time unlearning the internalized expectation that my kids should be acing everything in school.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
A spectre of this haunts me as well, but fortunately my kids have broken the cycle.
The Dumbasstronomicon.
truly a great time to have just recorded a pilot episode about Warhammer 40,000 memes bleeding into mainstream politics with @jkass99.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The Dumbasstronomicon.
Dost thou like the taste of butter, Charlie Brown.
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Dost thou like the taste of butter, Charlie Brown.
#82 Fun! Some nice genre subversion. The kids are alright.
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
#82 Fun! Some nice genre subversion. The kids are alright.
Back the Blue.
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Back the Blue.
Anyone selling a big ass TV that's dumb as hell yet? Just like a 75" himbo of a TV with a power cord, a few HDMIs, and an OS that is only sophisticated enough to use a remote to move between inputs and change picture settings?
With premium black levels and accurate colors, the LG B5 is a great entry point to OLED screens. www.wired.com/story/lg-b5-...
This Excellent LG OLED Is Deeply Discounted Before Black Friday
With premium black levels and accurate colors, the LG B5 is a great entry point to OLED screens.
www.wired.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Anyone selling a big ass TV that's dumb as hell yet? Just like a 75" himbo of a TV with a power cord, a few HDMIs, and an OS that is only sophisticated enough to use a remote to move between inputs and change picture settings?
No they don't. No they won't.
No it can't. No it can't.
No it can't. No it can't.
Sunday Robotics has a new way to train robots to do common household tasks. The startup plans to put its fully autonomous robots in homes next year.
This Home Robot Clears Tables and Loads the Dishwasher All by Itself
Sunday Robotics has a new way to train robots to do common household tasks. The startup plans to put its fully autonomous robots in homes next year.
wrd.cm
November 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
No they don't. No they won't.
No it can't. No it can't.
No it can't. No it can't.
Yes.
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Yes.
#81 Ultimately, a comedy.
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
#81 Ultimately, a comedy.
I will go out into the street, like Scrooge on Christmas Morning, dancing to:
November 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I will go out into the street, like Scrooge on Christmas Morning, dancing to:
There she is.
Righting Wrongs (1986)
Directed by Corey Yuen
Starring Cynthia Rothrock
Directed by Corey Yuen
Starring Cynthia Rothrock
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
There she is.
How the fuck do you suggest making disaster conflagration turkey, fella?
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
How the fuck do you suggest making disaster conflagration turkey, fella?
The easiest $ac.ab I ever spent.
SNAP COMP VOL I, by Forest Summoner
82 track album
forestsummoner.bandcamp.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The easiest $ac.ab I ever spent.