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Big ol' commie.
Destroy ICE.
Be cool to everyone who isn't a nazi or a clankerfucker.
He\Him.
Dallas, Texas
I was not a contributor, but you fellas look like you're having a great time over here and I'm happy for you.
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Today is my first day as a patron of NGNM... the Mayortaculous is plugged directly into my brain... buried under the weight of so very many mayoral sashes and yet I cry out, "MORE... WEIGHT."
the beginning is great but basically any mayor that appeals to you is a good starting point!
Ooh! To get an idea of whether this is my bag or not, should I start with the Rudy Giuliani episode or another?
February 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Superb work!
February 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Nothing gets my appetite for real food piqued more than seeing RFK's horrible visage.
February 12, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I maintain my stance that just out of frame of every Hopper painting lurks something terrible/terrifying.
Seven A.M. (1948) shows an empty storefront at dawn, its clock fixing the hour.

Cool morning light casts eerie shadows over bare shelves and a lone cash register—a liminal pause before the day begins.
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Get in loser, were going tadpoling.
February 12, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Amelie
La Moustache
RRR
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:

Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Call me Rick Stick, my father was Mr. Stu Dees.
February 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
It is unambiguously a continuation of the theme.

People in the Starship Trooper's fascist meta-world play Helldivers (unironically) instead of COD, et al.
February 11, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Magnificent.
February 11, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Hello <example first_nane>, my name's Dad.
February 11, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Paul Verhoeven already made this movie in 1997.
Jason Momoa will star in Sony’s ‘Helldivers’ movie

Releasing in theaters on November 10, 2027
February 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
This is a brilliant idea.
February 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
In my first playthrough (good guy) I accidentally killed Scratch in camp midway through act 3, without a save to fall back to.

I immediately deleted that character and started over.
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I love this!
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Just from the bottom of my heart, a rousing: Hell yes, brother.
February 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Wednesday, 2:30 pm...

and we ain't working again until Monday, baby.
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Drop some BUNNIES
February 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I've threatened to cold turkey my Magic addiction over many things, but this would certainly be the thing that finally does it.
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Note: the best version of Wuthering Heights is a samurai movie from 1988 and it's on the Internet Archive.

archive.org/details/wuth...
Wuthering Heights (1988) : Yoshishige Yoshida : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
A retelling of Emily Bronte's tale of vengeance and obsessive love, set in medieval Japan. (IMDb) Directed by Yoshishige Yoshida.
archive.org
February 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
*clocking in at the fart factory*

Manager: Fellas, huddle up... I've got some bad news
Attorney General Ken Paxton filed a lawsuit Monday against Darling Ingredients, Inc., arguing that its Bastrop plant smells like “boiling blood” and is making life miserable for people as far as 10 miles away.
Texas AG sues factory after complaints of noxious smells
The state’s environmental regulator has issued multiple environmental violations and the lawsuit states the company has failed to fix the problems.
www.texastribune.org
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
@victorlavalle.bsky.social
@pdjeliclark.bsky.social

Emilie Blichfeldt, director of The Ugly Stepsister

Not sure if they've been on:
Danny Devito
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Wu Tang GIF
Alt: Wu Tang is for the children gif.
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Absolute brutality on display here. Excellent shit.
Absolute Immiseration, by Unmaking
6 track album
unmaking.bandcamp.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I'm happy for y'all, but you are all cowards.
v1.116 is rolling out now!

For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.
February 9, 2026 at 9:24 PM