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Big ol' commie.
Destroy ICE.
Be cool to everyone who isn't a nazi or a clankerfucker.
He\Him.
Dallas, Texas
Oh, no need to apologize! I just didn't want to steal any furry valor.
February 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Listen to @bloodwork.show
Roberta Vasquez in Andy Sidaris' HARD HUNTED (1992)

She was BOTD in 1963
February 13, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I was not a contributor, but you fellas look like you're having a great time over here and I'm happy for you.
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Today is my first day as a patron of NGNM... the Mayortaculous is plugged directly into my brain... buried under the weight of so very many mayoral sashes and yet I cry out, "MORE... WEIGHT."
the beginning is great but basically any mayor that appeals to you is a good starting point!
Ooh! To get an idea of whether this is my bag or not, should I start with the Rudy Giuliani episode or another?
February 12, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Superb work!
February 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Nothing gets my appetite for real food piqued more than seeing RFK's horrible visage.
February 12, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I maintain my stance that just out of frame of every Hopper painting lurks something terrible/terrifying.
Seven A.M. (1948) shows an empty storefront at dawn, its clock fixing the hour.

Cool morning light casts eerie shadows over bare shelves and a lone cash registerโ€”a liminal pause before the day begins.
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Get in loser, were going tadpoling.
February 12, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Amelie
La Moustache
RRR
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest โ€œI saw that in the first run cinemaโ€ flexes? Couple of mine:

Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Call me Rick Stick, my father was Mr. Stu Dees.
February 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
It is unambiguously a continuation of the theme.

People in the Starship Trooper's fascist meta-world play Helldivers (unironically) instead of COD, et al.
February 11, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Magnificent.
February 11, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Hello <example first_nane>, my name's Dad.
February 11, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Paul Verhoeven already made this movie in 1997.
Jason Momoa will star in Sonyโ€™s โ€˜Helldiversโ€™ movie

Releasing in theaters on November 10, 2027
February 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
This is a brilliant idea.
February 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
In my first playthrough (good guy) I accidentally killed Scratch in camp midway through act 3, without a save to fall back to.

I immediately deleted that character and started over.
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I love this!
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Just from the bottom of my heart, a rousing: Hell yes, brother.
February 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Wednesday, 2:30 pm...

and we ain't working again until Monday, baby.
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Drop some BUNNIES
February 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I've threatened to cold turkey my Magic addiction over many things, but this would certainly be the thing that finally does it.
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Note: the best version of Wuthering Heights is a samurai movie from 1988 and it's on the Internet Archive.

archive.org/details/wuth...
Wuthering Heights (1988) : Yoshishige Yoshida : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
A retelling of Emily Bronte's tale of vengeance and obsessive love, set in medieval Japan. (IMDb) Directed by Yoshishige Yoshida.
archive.org
February 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
*clocking in at the fart factory*

Manager: Fellas, huddle up... I've got some bad news
Attorney General Ken Paxton filed a lawsuit Monday against Darling Ingredients, Inc., arguing that its Bastrop plant smells like โ€œboiling bloodโ€ and is making life miserable for people as far as 10 miles away.
Texas AG sues factory after complaints of noxious smells
The stateโ€™s environmental regulator has issued multiple environmental violations and the lawsuit states the company has failed to fix the problems.
www.texastribune.org
February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
@victorlavalle.bsky.social
@pdjeliclark.bsky.social

Emilie Blichfeldt, director of The Ugly Stepsister

Not sure if they've been on:
Danny Devito
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Wu Tang GIF
Alt: Wu Tang is for the children gif.
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM