Cap'n ACAB
@fauxhammer.bsky.social
Big ol' commie.
Destroy ICE.
Be cool to everyone who isn't a nazi or a clankerfucker.
He\Him.
Dallas, Texas
Destroy ICE.
Be cool to everyone who isn't a nazi or a clankerfucker.
He\Him.
Dallas, Texas
What are we even doing here, man?
This is an Inception level of an imaginary shit stack.
This is an Inception level of an imaginary shit stack.
February 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
What are we even doing here, man?
This is an Inception level of an imaginary shit stack.
This is an Inception level of an imaginary shit stack.
hey who's your favorite writer working in horror commentary & cultural criticism?
February 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM
It never occurred to me until now that Sabrina Carpenter is the heir apparent to the Dolly mantle, such that anyone could.
sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed
February 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
It never occurred to me until now that Sabrina Carpenter is the heir apparent to the Dolly mantle, such that anyone could.
"a continuation of the story..."
There are literally thousands of ways to progress "the story"?
There are literally thousands of ways to progress "the story"?
Baldur’s Gate 3 is set for its own TV series on HBO!
It will be a continuation of the story from the Baldur's Gate 3 game and will be helmed by The Last of Us co-creator Craig Mazin. https://bit.ly/4r2FWxm
It will be a continuation of the story from the Baldur's Gate 3 game and will be helmed by The Last of Us co-creator Craig Mazin. https://bit.ly/4r2FWxm
February 6, 2026 at 12:15 AM
"a continuation of the story..."
There are literally thousands of ways to progress "the story"?
There are literally thousands of ways to progress "the story"?
The only reason he got got is because he got his ass beat and embarrassed greater chuddom.
A 45-year-old man has been charged with two counts of assault after getting into a fistfight with a group of Texas teenagers who were protesting Immigration Customs and Enforcement.
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/05/m...
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/05/m...
45-Year-Old Man Beaten Up By High Schoolers After Allegedly Attacking Them During ICE Walkout
A Texas man has been charged after getting into a fistfight with a group of teenagers who staged an ICE walkout
thebarbedwire.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The only reason he got got is because he got his ass beat and embarrassed greater chuddom.
I am writing in "AEW audience" on my midterm ballot.
February 5, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I am writing in "AEW audience" on my midterm ballot.
Justice: served.
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Justice: served.
@moderation.bsky.app you can't do this to our weird internet uncle and expect to not incur a great deal of shit for it.
@dril is now banned from bluesky for sharing this email
February 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
@moderation.bsky.app you can't do this to our weird internet uncle and expect to not incur a great deal of shit for it.
Easy:
Chapter for Not Being Hung Upside Down on a Stake in the Underworld and Made to Eat Feces by the Four Apes
Chapter for Not Being Hung Upside Down on a Stake in the Underworld and Made to Eat Feces by the Four Apes
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Easy:
Chapter for Not Being Hung Upside Down on a Stake in the Underworld and Made to Eat Feces by the Four Apes
Chapter for Not Being Hung Upside Down on a Stake in the Underworld and Made to Eat Feces by the Four Apes
Correction: Bisexual lighting Amos is peak Amos (and cannon).
Here's all four covers I did for THE EXPANSE: A LITTLE DEATH
February 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Correction: Bisexual lighting Amos is peak Amos (and cannon).
RETVRN.
Games Workshop: You get those drawings of the heroes of our brand new toy range?
Will Rees: Sure did boss, real fuckin disgusting just like you asked.
GW: what
Will Rees: Sure did boss, real fuckin disgusting just like you asked.
GW: what
February 3, 2026 at 1:30 PM
RETVRN.
*at annual checkup*
Me: ...yeah, so it's probably just a physical reaction to my general anxiety.
Doctor: What is happening to make you anxious?
Me: LOL.
Doctor: LMAO.
Me: ...yeah, so it's probably just a physical reaction to my general anxiety.
Doctor: What is happening to make you anxious?
Me: LOL.
Doctor: LMAO.
February 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
*at annual checkup*
Me: ...yeah, so it's probably just a physical reaction to my general anxiety.
Doctor: What is happening to make you anxious?
Me: LOL.
Doctor: LMAO.
Me: ...yeah, so it's probably just a physical reaction to my general anxiety.
Doctor: What is happening to make you anxious?
Me: LOL.
Doctor: LMAO.
Good info
New guide just dropped 👇
🌱🌱🌱🌱 New checklist: ICE Watch Digital security. For anyone working to hold ICE accountable through filming, foot patrols, adopt-a-corner, or rapid response.
→ activistchecklist.org/ice
Designed with a lot of feedback from folks on the frontlines (Minneapolis and elsewhere).
→ activistchecklist.org/ice
Designed with a lot of feedback from folks on the frontlines (Minneapolis and elsewhere).
February 3, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Good info
Respectfully.
Debbie Harry in Videodrome, like and reskeet if you agree
February 2, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Respectfully.
"Valuable"
By fusing SpaceX and xAI—which acquired X last year—Elon Musk tightens his grip over technologies that shape national security, social media, and artificial intelligence.
www.wired.com/story/spacex...
www.wired.com/story/spacex...
Elon Musk Is Rolling xAI Into SpaceX—Creating the World’s Most Valuable Private Company
By fusing SpaceX and xAI—which acquired X last year—Elon Musk tightens his grip over technologies that shape national security, social media, and artificial intelligence.
wrd.cm
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
"Valuable"
We need some kind of hyper-guillotine that chops you head off in multiple dimensions.
February 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
We need some kind of hyper-guillotine that chops you head off in multiple dimensions.
#3 so that I may encourage the formation of a revolutionary Maid and Bimbo Union to overthrow the monarchy.
February 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
#3 so that I may encourage the formation of a revolutionary Maid and Bimbo Union to overthrow the monarchy.
Y'all... I don't put much stock in electoral politics anymore, but this is a fucking crazy result.
Looking like Rehmet will win SD9, a +17 Trump district, by 15 points. The district hasn't elected a Democrat since 1991. Wow.
Hard to overstate how big a deal a Rehmet win would be. Tarrant County is the epicenter of Christian nationalism in Texas, an incubator for far-right policies, and nexus of billionaire Tim Dunn's network, which is riding hard for Wambsganss. Rehmet almost entirely funded by donations of $100 or less
February 1, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Y'all... I don't put much stock in electoral politics anymore, but this is a fucking crazy result.
You know who's not in the Epstein emails? John Brown: the only white American man safe to idolize.
January 31, 2026 at 7:18 PM
You know who's not in the Epstein emails? John Brown: the only white American man safe to idolize.
Call me a naive pie-in-the-sky idealist, but darn it I think someone oughta do something about all these fellas what went to Molestation Island!
January 31, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Call me a naive pie-in-the-sky idealist, but darn it I think someone oughta do something about all these fellas what went to Molestation Island!
The freezer pigs are active in Garland and East Dallas today. Keep your eyes open and your whistles handy, friends.
January 30, 2026 at 8:03 PM
The freezer pigs are active in Garland and East Dallas today. Keep your eyes open and your whistles handy, friends.
In a just universe Catherine O'hara and Madelline Khan would've been allowed to be funny, charming, and beautiful until the end of time.
January 30, 2026 at 7:06 PM
In a just universe Catherine O'hara and Madelline Khan would've been allowed to be funny, charming, and beautiful until the end of time.