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fauxhammer.bsky.social
Cap'n ACAB
@fauxhammer.bsky.social
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Big ol' commie.
Destroy ICE.
Be cool to everyone who isn't a nazi or a clankerfucker.
He\Him.
Dallas, Texas
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#81 Ultimately, a comedy.
The Substance (2024) 4.5 stars The is exactly one good man in The Substanceverse, and he is still patiently waiting at Luigi's
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Scorpion riding on a frog across a stream "lol" said the scorpion, lmao"
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Zohran for NYC font: "Balls are for storing the pee"
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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#80 Is 5 different movies and they're all amazing.

(Thank you @jrbolt.bsky.social )
Peking Opera Blues (1986) 4.5 stars This movie features every possible gender.
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Gargantuan, eldritch sky-cowboy shrieks in joy while looming over an empty snowy hillscape.
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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#79 Best comedy of the year.
Weapons (2025) 4 stars The Gladys Kids U Know.
November 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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I'm going in.
A hand holding the book Tender is the Flesh by Augustina Bazterrica. Cover show the bottom half of a womans face with red colorfill with horns for the top Trent Reznor "Were here to have a bad time" meme.
October 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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What I just received in a marketing email is nothing short of an assault on decency, aesthetics, and the sanctity of Samhain. Disgusting!

@raxkingisdead.bsky.social we must stop this green menace.
An advertisement by Academy Sports for Grinch crocs. A picture of fuzzy green crocs with the Grinch's face embroidered on the top and a red and white santa hat ankle.
October 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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#78 was darker than I expected.
Heathers (1989) 3.5 stars It's a shame the third movie in Daniel Waters' "H" trilogy was never made and subsequently lost to time: Heathers Hudson Hawk ????
October 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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A gargantuan eldritch cowboy looms over a snowy hillscape, screaming joy over a soulless world.
October 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Drawing of Big Tex on fire that my daughter made.
October 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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*HARK! intensifies*
Alamo Draft House ticket for The Lighthouse Movie Party. FRI 11/14 9:30PM Picture of three characters from the film.
October 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Sicko at the window meme.
October 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Sissy Spacek with a gun. Shelley DuVall with a gun. Dolly Parton drawing with a gun, captioned with "Nothing matters but Liberation".
October 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Captain Jack Aubrey gazing, navally.
October 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Judith presenting the poster a pair of clown shoes for the extremely clownish thing they said. A disinterested man looks at something less clownish off screen. I envy him.
October 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Gargantuan eldritch cowboy looming over a lightly snowy hillscape screams inchoate joy into the universe.
October 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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#77 Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.
Sanjuro (1962) 5 Stars Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.
October 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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#76 I am almost positive that the dumb brother is the inspiration for the Pakleds in Star Trek.
Yojimbo (1961) 5 Stars That is a one messy bitch who loves drama.
October 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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#75 rewatch: still fun!
The Suicide Squad (2021) 4 Stars Yeah, is good.
October 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Hell yeah, got my package today! @gonemage.bsky.social

It's all very good!
Sallow Moth's Mossbane Lantern vinyl album with band logo sticker and pack of custom Magic cards. Trench Pilgrim ministries and miniature paint in the background.
October 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
Shelley Duvall smiling radiantly in a pink off the shoulder dress, holding a big fuck off gun. A gentleman with a bright red shirt, sunglasses, and an Aussie ranger hat looks on appreciatively. A man in a striped shirt looks at something else (somehow) in the background.
October 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Sicko at the window saying "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" meme
October 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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My Bandcamp Friday pick ups.

My collection grows power due to many of the freaks here and their excellent taste.
A grid of album covers and their titles and artist. Charity Compilation - Poisonous Reflection Subliminal Genocide - Xasthur Stone by Stone - Ike e Shakedown Mar de Deriva - Vauruvä The Spiritual Sound - Agriculture Requiem - Vanessa Funke SCAPULIMANCY - Hedonist Hacked Apart - Hacked Apart MEM//BRANE - MEM//BRANE Thy Holy Pilgrimage - Nom de Guerre Cascading Misery - Ritual Mass and bonus: Never Go Quiet - Transgressive
October 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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This stuff better taste of the righteous, fiery justice of the lord God Almighty.
Label for PT's Coffee Roasting Co.'s John Brown Signature Blend. Medium Dark roast Guatemala, Papua New Guinea, Ethiopia Our surly activist blend has a bold heart and rich character. Tasting notes: Baker's chocolate, cherry, pipe tobacco. Watermark of John Brown tee posing with a chemex and espresso handle.
October 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM