Justin
@fatbird.bsky.social
Coder, bookbinder, woodworder, imminent umarel.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Oh yeah Global TV (in Canada or by VPN) has the full uncut 60 Minutes story on its 60 Minutes rebroadcast. CBS must have sent them the original tape.
December 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Rob Reiner's first film was Spinal Tap. His last film was Spinal Tap II. There's something extra beautiful about a film legacy, bookended by those two great movies.
December 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Rob Reiner's first film was Spinal Tap. His last film was Spinal Tap II. There's something extra beautiful about a film legacy, bookended by those two great movies.
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So, the Canadian ambassador to the U.S. is stepping down.
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www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG
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Kirsten Hillman, Canada’s longtime ambassador to the U.S., is stepping down | CBC News
Kirsten Hillman, Canada's longtime ambassador to the United States, is leaving her post in the new year — marking a key shakeup amid tense trade relations with U.S. President Donald Trump's administration.
www.cbc.ca
December 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
So, the Canadian ambassador to the U.S. is stepping down.
OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG LET ME DO IT OMG
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PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
What's the over/under on whether Nuzzi/Lizza are in on this together? All he's done is up the scandal quotient for her, which can't hurt book sales. I bet there's a payoff down the road for him.
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
What's the over/under on whether Nuzzi/Lizza are in on this together? All he's done is up the scandal quotient for her, which can't hurt book sales. I bet there's a payoff down the road for him.
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trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
Um, @markscrivens.bsky.social do you need to start getting into shape?
ottawacitizen.com/public-servi...
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Canadian military will rely on an army of public servants to boost its ranks by 300,000
Federal public servants would be trained to shoot guns, drive trucks and fly drones, according to a defence department directive.
ottawacitizen.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Um, @markscrivens.bsky.social do you need to start getting into shape?
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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SONG FOR A FURRY
Does he run? Does he play? Does he like to dance?
My Sherwood Forest angel ain’t so big on wearing pants
Face as cute as kittens, can he please be my mate?
And show me all the downstairs Disney did not animate
Does he run? Does he play? Does he like to dance?
My Sherwood Forest angel ain’t so big on wearing pants
Face as cute as kittens, can he please be my mate?
And show me all the downstairs Disney did not animate
a cartoon robin hood is standing in the woods with his arms outstretched .
ALT: a cartoon robin hood is standing in the woods with his arms outstretched .
media.tenor.com
February 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
SONG FOR A FURRY
Does he run? Does he play? Does he like to dance?
My Sherwood Forest angel ain’t so big on wearing pants
Face as cute as kittens, can he please be my mate?
And show me all the downstairs Disney did not animate
Does he run? Does he play? Does he like to dance?
My Sherwood Forest angel ain’t so big on wearing pants
Face as cute as kittens, can he please be my mate?
And show me all the downstairs Disney did not animate
But why would gunfire do that?
Authorities say gunfire erupted during outdoor festivities at Pennsylvania’s Lincoln University, killing one person and wounding six others.
Shooting at a historically Black university's homecoming fest in Pennsylvania kills 1 and wounds 6
Authorities say gunfire erupted during outdoor festivities at Pennsylvania’s Lincoln University, killing one person and wounding six others.
bit.ly
October 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
But why would gunfire do that?
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"The Epstein Ballroom, we're calling it. The Epstein Ballroom. It'll be covered in the finest gold, 14 carat gold -- the best golds are in their teens, you know."
Trump waves around renderings of his new ballroom, which appears to be entirely gold
October 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
"The Epstein Ballroom, we're calling it. The Epstein Ballroom. It'll be covered in the finest gold, 14 carat gold -- the best golds are in their teens, you know."
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I have a theory www.theverge.com/policy/79849...
American politics has devolved into shitposting and aura farming
The Frog is owning the president.
www.theverge.com
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I have a theory www.theverge.com/policy/79849...
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
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I hate it when TV chefs, whilst cooking with alcohol, take a little swig and beam in naughty delight at their own mischief. You're 54 years old. You can buy it legally in a shop. You want to impress me, drink the raw chicken juices you fucking coward.
September 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I hate it when TV chefs, whilst cooking with alcohol, take a little swig and beam in naughty delight at their own mischief. You're 54 years old. You can buy it legally in a shop. You want to impress me, drink the raw chicken juices you fucking coward.
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I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".
hey @nytimes.com: there is no counterpoint here. There are no credible legal experts who would EVER say that the US military has any right or authority to blow civilian craft out of the Caribbean and kill their crews from afar without any provocation. There is no other side to this question.
September 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".
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The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
September 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
I copped my first direct block today and I'm not sure how I feel about it. I respect the nuclear block, but this seems a little hair trigger to me.
September 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I copped my first direct block today and I'm not sure how I feel about it. I respect the nuclear block, but this seems a little hair trigger to me.
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Peter Thiel giving lectures about the antichrist is just another illustration of the fact that the most dangerous thing about billionaires is that they exist in a world where nobody tells them their stupid ideas are stupid and are therefore prone to inflict their stupid ideas on all of us.
September 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Peter Thiel giving lectures about the antichrist is just another illustration of the fact that the most dangerous thing about billionaires is that they exist in a world where nobody tells them their stupid ideas are stupid and are therefore prone to inflict their stupid ideas on all of us.
@markscrivens.bsky.social NATO is a vestigial bureaucracy now.
Bessent on why US troops won't get involved in defending Europe: "As I told my European counterparts about two weeks ago, 'All I hear from you is that Putin wants to march into Warsaw. The one thing I'm sure of is that Putin isn't marching into Boston.'"
September 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
@markscrivens.bsky.social NATO is a vestigial bureaucracy now.
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As I was saying…
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
September 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
As I was saying…
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The best defence of wokeness, in the form of common decency, that I have read in a long time.
"Common decency stigmatizes people that do not participate in it—removes them from voluntary association. We indeed have to live with one another, but terms and conditions apply."
me on why Ezra Klein should be ashamed / why shame is Good Actually
www.bostonreview.net/articles/how...
me on why Ezra Klein should be ashamed / why shame is Good Actually
www.bostonreview.net/articles/how...
How Can We Live Together? - Boston Review
Ezra Klein is wrong: shame is essential.
www.bostonreview.net
September 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The best defence of wokeness, in the form of common decency, that I have read in a long time.
I expected 10 minutes and stayed for 90. Great video.
This is so fascinating
How the Golden Gate Bridge Works
YouTube video by Animagraffs
youtu.be
September 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I expected 10 minutes and stayed for 90. Great video.