Justin
@fatbird.bsky.social
Coder, bookbinder, woodworder, imminent umarel.
No roast toddler this year?
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
No roast toddler this year?
I've never seen clearer evidence of time travel.
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I've never seen clearer evidence of time travel.
I mean, now I know what ABDL is (rip my google autocomplete), so not a total loss?
December 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I mean, now I know what ABDL is (rip my google autocomplete), so not a total loss?
I think both are congruent. A Newton/Liebniz moment for the Internet.
December 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I think both are congruent. A Newton/Liebniz moment for the Internet.
I thought this was the origin of "sad boner": www.alexandraerin.com/2016/06/why-...
Does it predate that?
Does it predate that?
Why @ianmack’s Boner is the Saddest Boner
So, over the weekend, content extortion site Huffington Post (motto: “All The Exposure You Can Eat!”) picked up a piece that had been making the rounds on Medium. This piece, entitled &…
www.alexandraerin.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I thought this was the origin of "sad boner": www.alexandraerin.com/2016/06/why-...
Does it predate that?
Does it predate that?
"Oh, perfidiuous Canada! Foul maple miscreants! The eagle undone by the goose's betrayal!"
December 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"Oh, perfidiuous Canada! Foul maple miscreants! The eagle undone by the goose's betrayal!"
How is redaction done right on a digital file? Is there special software, or is it a matter of actively replace text with black blocks, rather than just setting the background to the text color?
December 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
How is redaction done right on a digital file? Is there special software, or is it a matter of actively replace text with black blocks, rather than just setting the background to the text color?
AI has given superpowers to whoever has to constantly service Trump's ego.
December 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
AI has given superpowers to whoever has to constantly service Trump's ego.
1,600 participants, rope snaps, takes off two arms, photos taken. Grisly, but manhood inducing for sure.
December 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
1,600 participants, rope snaps, takes off two arms, photos taken. Grisly, but manhood inducing for sure.
I mean, there was those guys in China whose arms were literally severed: www.snopes.com/fact-check/d...
Tug of War Dismemberment
WARNING: Photograph shows the aftermath of a grisly tug-of-war contest in which two men lost their arms.
www.snopes.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I mean, there was those guys in China whose arms were literally severed: www.snopes.com/fact-check/d...
The story here is that this was "Envisioned by world-renowned designer Robert Denning", who was legit famous for just this sort of over-the-top, Victorian Paris thing. I feel tired after looking at the listing, and only made it through 1/3rd of the photos.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_...
Robert Denning - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The story here is that this was "Envisioned by world-renowned designer Robert Denning", who was legit famous for just this sort of over-the-top, Victorian Paris thing. I feel tired after looking at the listing, and only made it through 1/3rd of the photos.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_...
What's extra funny is that Lilith would absolutely have bet on this, and won.
December 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
What's extra funny is that Lilith would absolutely have bet on this, and won.
My EV generates power by capturing the heat from braking. Has no one proposed "regenerative venture capital"?
WeWork alone could have powered a large city for a year.
WeWork alone could have powered a large city for a year.
December 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My EV generates power by capturing the heat from braking. Has no one proposed "regenerative venture capital"?
WeWork alone could have powered a large city for a year.
WeWork alone could have powered a large city for a year.
Counterpoint: "Do you have an X account?"
"Yeah."
"Ok, thanks." <flips the bozo bit for that person>
"Yeah."
"Ok, thanks." <flips the bozo bit for that person>
December 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Counterpoint: "Do you have an X account?"
"Yeah."
"Ok, thanks." <flips the bozo bit for that person>
"Yeah."
"Ok, thanks." <flips the bozo bit for that person>
Half of the technical problems and most of the project problems I deal with daily come back to communications problems. If I had my druthers, I'd make everyone take a class named "now repeat back to me what I just told you so I can see if you receiving what I sent."
December 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Half of the technical problems and most of the project problems I deal with daily come back to communications problems. If I had my druthers, I'd make everyone take a class named "now repeat back to me what I just told you so I can see if you receiving what I sent."
Learning poetry improves your communication skills, especially written communication, something applicable in virtually every job, ever. There's never a situation where being less skilled at communicating is valuable.
December 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Learning poetry improves your communication skills, especially written communication, something applicable in virtually every job, ever. There's never a situation where being less skilled at communicating is valuable.
The foundation is a great choice, and I'm glad to hear it. It's a sad decision, but it's principled, and if there's one thing I'd like to say differentiates us, it's valuing principles.
December 8, 2025 at 6:27 AM
The foundation is a great choice, and I'm glad to hear it. It's a sad decision, but it's principled, and if there's one thing I'd like to say differentiates us, it's valuing principles.
And yes, I read the part of your message about how you're a small player to the partner, who doesn't offer that ability out-of-the-box. There's still usually a workaround, in my experience, and I'd be happy to discuss.
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
And yes, I read the part of your message about how you're a small player to the partner, who doesn't offer that ability out-of-the-box. There's still usually a workaround, in my experience, and I'd be happy to discuss.
To be clear, I'm not advocating for you to take on inventory risk, I'm saying that path forward could be to work with your partner to delay/guarantee Canadian orders are produced in Canada. I work in digital services and I've done e-commerce. There's usually a way.
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 AM
To be clear, I'm not advocating for you to take on inventory risk, I'm saying that path forward could be to work with your partner to delay/guarantee Canadian orders are produced in Canada. I work in digital services and I've done e-commerce. There's usually a way.
People buying for reasons other than that they just want the merch are usually willing to tolerate some delays or extra cost that make sense, given the situation, clearly explained.
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
People buying for reasons other than that they just want the merch are usually willing to tolerate some delays or extra cost that make sense, given the situation, clearly explained.
Someone needs to create and maintain a whiteboard with cases in black or red.
December 7, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Someone needs to create and maintain a whiteboard with cases in black or red.