Oh shit

BREAKING NEWS: A powerful 7.0 earthquake has struck off the northern California coast. A tsunami warning has been issued.

The tsunami warning stretches hundreds of miles from the Bay Area of California north into central Oregon.

ok just trying to get my head around "stopping at a starbucks before you carry out your assassination plot"

Cops are still looking for the guy who canceled the policy of the UnitedHealthcare CEO.

Spotify: March was your Francophile Cowgirl Crush Punk phase
Me: Uh huh that’s right
Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment
Me: I recall that, yes

By the time you're 40 you should know which of your cats would start eating you first if you died alone at home

before coffee: I hate everything

after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser

spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh

Liberals own guns, too. We’re just not in romantic relationships with them.

“No one cares what you all were listening to this year” yes I do. I cherish sneaking a peek at the tableau of the life you’ve created that makes you you. I’m a fly on the wall of your heart’s menagerie. I love you sm btw can I see your hole

Here are some nice mushrooms

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Base(d)ball.