arian
@fakearian.bsky.social
chasing my high of 300,000 tweets. a socialist who loves pop culture, sports, and buying things (aka a hypocrite)
redzone ads are out of control this week
December 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
redzone ads are out of control this week
if you're in line to access the files STAY IN LINE
December 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
if you're in line to access the files STAY IN LINE
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Club Chalamet mentions it in passing while she’s dragging Kylie
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Club Chalamet mentions it in passing while she’s dragging Kylie
is this good
December 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
is this good
expedition 33 soundtrack made it to my spotify wrapped this year so it deserves its wins
December 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
expedition 33 soundtrack made it to my spotify wrapped this year so it deserves its wins
i watch pluribus like i am gasping for air just terrified that every second i consume means less and less show to watch
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
i watch pluribus like i am gasping for air just terrified that every second i consume means less and less show to watch
pluribus is the only good show
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
pluribus is the only good show
Gemini heard your feedback regarding the AI letter and decided to make an even worse commercial
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Gemini heard your feedback regarding the AI letter and decided to make an even worse commercial
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
This is now an Expedition 33 shill account
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This is now an Expedition 33 shill account
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
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how did the gbbo finale get me rooting for the villain of the season and hating my previous fave so much. what a shit way for the season to end
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
how did the gbbo finale get me rooting for the villain of the season and hating my previous fave so much. what a shit way for the season to end
Reposting for babylon
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Reposting for babylon
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You have friends everywhere
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
You have friends everywhere
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cuomo looking at his phone on the toilet rn
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
cuomo looking at his phone on the toilet rn
Going into a movie the minute polls close like a good informed citizen
November 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Going into a movie the minute polls close like a good informed citizen
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literally any Democrat would win the governorship of Virginia this year and Democrats had to pick this one
Abigail Spanberger takes a swipe at Mamdani, saying "maybe he should be a Democrat" and that his campaign promises are dishonest.
November 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
literally any Democrat would win the governorship of Virginia this year and Democrats had to pick this one
every day i live in fear that leftists will turn on him a la anyone else we had
CNN: Hakeem Jeffries was asked this morning if you're the future of the democratic party. He said no.
ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Good to know.
CNN: Do you have a response?
MAMDANI: No. I'm focused on the next two days.
ZOHRAN MAMDANI: Good to know.
CNN: Do you have a response?
MAMDANI: No. I'm focused on the next two days.
November 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
every day i live in fear that leftists will turn on him a la anyone else we had
so glad hockey brought back fighting
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
so glad hockey brought back fighting
boy is house of dynamite a miserable experience
November 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
boy is house of dynamite a miserable experience