Stephanie
@stephknee.bsky.social
Planning to be much nicer on here
I will be straight back on this, I ADORED making vines
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I will be straight back on this, I ADORED making vines
Not someone you all follow calling Trump a nonce like he doesn’t like and RT “don’t worry these are all women over 18 just dressed as schoolgirls” content on his twitter alt
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Not someone you all follow calling Trump a nonce like he doesn’t like and RT “don’t worry these are all women over 18 just dressed as schoolgirls” content on his twitter alt
Call me the woker but I DO actually prefer biscuits that are marketed as gingerbread *people*, and I WILL go out of my way to buy those ones
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Call me the woker but I DO actually prefer biscuits that are marketed as gingerbread *people*, and I WILL go out of my way to buy those ones
Also I had on a quiet luxury yak wool crew neck sweater today and sure I look elegant and timeless but no one says anything to you like they do when you wear fun fur and crocs 😞
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Also I had on a quiet luxury yak wool crew neck sweater today and sure I look elegant and timeless but no one says anything to you like they do when you wear fun fur and crocs 😞
I think my favourite perimenopausal symptom is the urge to say “I know we talked literally yesterday but do you hate me today 🥺” because I have never been this person in my life and I hate myself for it
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I think my favourite perimenopausal symptom is the urge to say “I know we talked literally yesterday but do you hate me today 🥺” because I have never been this person in my life and I hate myself for it
One thing I think is a British value is when there’s one queue for the self-checkout machines and half of them are cash only, so we sort it out by saying hesitantly “are you waiting for the…?” to each other over and over
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
One thing I think is a British value is when there’s one queue for the self-checkout machines and half of them are cash only, so we sort it out by saying hesitantly “are you waiting for the…?” to each other over and over
Really helps to be out and see someone in the exact same model car as me so I can think “oh yeah their tyres look a bit flat all the time too”
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Really helps to be out and see someone in the exact same model car as me so I can think “oh yeah their tyres look a bit flat all the time too”
Jawline pope, our father who art mewing
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Jawline pope, our father who art mewing
“I know this isn’t the point, but everyone in the Epstein files didn’t write very good emails hahahaha” - everyone on Bluesky, for some reason?
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
“I know this isn’t the point, but everyone in the Epstein files didn’t write very good emails hahahaha” - everyone on Bluesky, for some reason?
Tell you who I don’t miss, that snooker journalist who would relentlessly follow me every time I posted about it, and then unfollow because I didn’t follow back. I am no longer willing to help journalists ‘build their profile’ at no benefit to me
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Tell you who I don’t miss, that snooker journalist who would relentlessly follow me every time I posted about it, and then unfollow because I didn’t follow back. I am no longer willing to help journalists ‘build their profile’ at no benefit to me
Another snooker reflection: almost all men would look better if they grew out their hair a bit
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Another snooker reflection: almost all men would look better if they grew out their hair a bit
I picked Selby for this from the start tbh - still don’t like him
November 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I picked Selby for this from the start tbh - still don’t like him
Posted my microcrochet on Reddit and it has 120000 views, but it doesn’t fill the twitter hole ☹️ no one knows what I look like there so they can’t call me ugly for no reason at all
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Posted my microcrochet on Reddit and it has 120000 views, but it doesn’t fill the twitter hole ☹️ no one knows what I look like there so they can’t call me ugly for no reason at all
Nothing like a camera panning across a daytime snooker audience to make you feel relatively hot and youthful
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Nothing like a camera panning across a daytime snooker audience to make you feel relatively hot and youthful
I think up so many good snooker jokes when I’m watching but then I remember people only follow me because I’m sexy and don’t bother posting them
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I think up so many good snooker jokes when I’m watching but then I remember people only follow me because I’m sexy and don’t bother posting them
2012 - I’ve been hating since before you were born
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
2012 - I’ve been hating since before you were born
Tried a bbc sounds running playlist and it had Madison Avenue on??? Honestly scrap the whole place
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Tried a bbc sounds running playlist and it had Madison Avenue on??? Honestly scrap the whole place
If men gossiped about people they actually know the way they do about James Bond and football managers, they’d be fun to hang out with
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
If men gossiped about people they actually know the way they do about James Bond and football managers, they’d be fun to hang out with
Taking a day off from being east anglia’s sexiest woman (over 40) to eat soup and crackers and do some crochet, cosymaxxing, bramblyhedgepilled
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Taking a day off from being east anglia’s sexiest woman (over 40) to eat soup and crackers and do some crochet, cosymaxxing, bramblyhedgepilled
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Speed dating is when you have to tell Keanu Reeves a little bit about yourself or this bus will explode
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Speed dating is when you have to tell Keanu Reeves a little bit about yourself or this bus will explode
Just the worst time of year isn’t it? Birthday season and bonfire night over, rainy and dark, now just the endless drag of Retail Christmas - a 6-week-long consumerist nightmare that is the opposite of festive
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Just the worst time of year isn’t it? Birthday season and bonfire night over, rainy and dark, now just the endless drag of Retail Christmas - a 6-week-long consumerist nightmare that is the opposite of festive
Fascinating how we “accuse” men of performing “just” to get female attention. How dare this peacock grow amazing feathers!!! Men are reading? Good. Men are pretending to read to impress women? Also good!
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Fascinating how we “accuse” men of performing “just” to get female attention. How dare this peacock grow amazing feathers!!! Men are reading? Good. Men are pretending to read to impress women? Also good!
Reposted by Stephanie
Don't wanna be a cunt but whenever i see a post that's like "New scam going around, be careful" it's paired up with a screenshot that looks like this
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Don't wanna be a cunt but whenever i see a post that's like "New scam going around, be careful" it's paired up with a screenshot that looks like this
My favourite people on insta are the ones who never ever miss my story but also never ever like or comment on anything - so enigmatic and chic
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
My favourite people on insta are the ones who never ever miss my story but also never ever like or comment on anything - so enigmatic and chic
I’ve said it before, she makes a killshot right between the eyes or she misses completely, no inbetweens
My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I’ve said it before, she makes a killshot right between the eyes or she misses completely, no inbetweens