Stephanie
@stephknee.bsky.social
Planning to be much nicer on here
Happy Valentine’s to all the boys who had to settle for someone else ✌🏻🤪
February 14, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Happy Valentine’s to all the boys who had to settle for someone else ✌🏻🤪
Happy “men who avoid mentioning their marital status online at all costs suddenly post a photo with their wife” day
February 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Happy “men who avoid mentioning their marital status online at all costs suddenly post a photo with their wife” day
I used to buy into the “Valentine’s is just crass and over-commercialised” too but then I realised my boyfriend just didn’t like me
February 14, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I used to buy into the “Valentine’s is just crass and over-commercialised” too but then I realised my boyfriend just didn’t like me
Out in the sunshine after 40 days and nights of relentless rain and now I know how Noah of Ark felt
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Out in the sunshine after 40 days and nights of relentless rain and now I know how Noah of Ark felt
If you have a crush on me you can just tell ME ngl.link/stephknee and I’ll let you know where to send the cash tributes
February 13, 2026 at 9:07 PM
If you have a crush on me you can just tell ME ngl.link/stephknee and I’ll let you know where to send the cash tributes
“How do you get anything done with those on?!?”
How do you get anything done without any capacity for joy or whimsy
How do you get anything done without any capacity for joy or whimsy
February 13, 2026 at 7:05 PM
“How do you get anything done with those on?!?”
How do you get anything done without any capacity for joy or whimsy
How do you get anything done without any capacity for joy or whimsy
Someone on Reddit left a cruel comment about my nails - why am I getting upset about a platform entirely populated by people I would bully
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Someone on Reddit left a cruel comment about my nails - why am I getting upset about a platform entirely populated by people I would bully
The latest nail in my ‘things you want for Valentine’s Day’ set is a lil mixtape!
February 12, 2026 at 10:34 PM
The latest nail in my ‘things you want for Valentine’s Day’ set is a lil mixtape!
I’m just airing out an ex who was mad as hell that I did film at university - same guy asked “which man” told me about Scott Walker because how else would I have heard of him
If you feel gloomy about being single, reflect that at least you don’t have to sit through a man showing you Harold and Maude again
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I’m just airing out an ex who was mad as hell that I did film at university - same guy asked “which man” told me about Scott Walker because how else would I have heard of him
Reposted by Stephanie
Well my name's John Keats and I'm here to say / that Beauty is Truth, in a major way
February 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Well my name's John Keats and I'm here to say / that Beauty is Truth, in a major way
If you feel gloomy about being single, reflect that at least you don’t have to sit through a man showing you Harold and Maude again
February 12, 2026 at 3:43 PM
If you feel gloomy about being single, reflect that at least you don’t have to sit through a man showing you Harold and Maude again
Reposted by Stephanie
"Young metoo bitch" really gets to the gist of the last ~10 years huh
Lawrence Krauss being endearing again: "good news btw is that woman on conciliation committee seems like a sweetie.. she is old…. not some young metoo bitch."
February 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
"Young metoo bitch" really gets to the gist of the last ~10 years huh
Hold up let me try something
February 11, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Hold up let me try something
Was looking for squirty cream for pancake day and was tempted by the Bailey’s version but the shop had it on a “for Valentine’s Day” display?!?! Yeah that’s a great way to get a uti you perverts
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Was looking for squirty cream for pancake day and was tempted by the Bailey’s version but the shop had it on a “for Valentine’s Day” display?!?! Yeah that’s a great way to get a uti you perverts
Speaking of art, check out my latest valentines nail - could not be happier with how this turned out
A matte top coat is the secret to creating FLESH
A matte top coat is the secret to creating FLESH
February 11, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Speaking of art, check out my latest valentines nail - could not be happier with how this turned out
A matte top coat is the secret to creating FLESH
A matte top coat is the secret to creating FLESH
Every day some freelance illustrator on here calls for the uk to copy the Irish scheme of a basic income for artists and every time it pmo so bad - like omg dare to dream this should be in place for EVERYONE, for EVERYONNNNNNE
February 11, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Every day some freelance illustrator on here calls for the uk to copy the Irish scheme of a basic income for artists and every time it pmo so bad - like omg dare to dream this should be in place for EVERYONE, for EVERYONNNNNNE
Watching some 1930s slop while I do nail art and men really don’t say “damn it you’re alluring” enough these days
February 10, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Watching some 1930s slop while I do nail art and men really don’t say “damn it you’re alluring” enough these days
I read the first two chapters of “Butter” and it was really good and I enjoyed it but I feel like I understand where it’s going too much to bother reading any more - anyone else do this? I mean life’s short and I’m old, I need to be *surprised*
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I read the first two chapters of “Butter” and it was really good and I enjoyed it but I feel like I understand where it’s going too much to bother reading any more - anyone else do this? I mean life’s short and I’m old, I need to be *surprised*
Fully addicted to going straight over to clearsky to see whoooo whenever anyone posts “just had to block someone for -“
February 10, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Fully addicted to going straight over to clearsky to see whoooo whenever anyone posts “just had to block someone for -“
Went out in the bra I repaired because if you believe in yourself then you shall surely prosper. Underwire is jabbing again but the principle remains true
February 10, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Went out in the bra I repaired because if you believe in yourself then you shall surely prosper. Underwire is jabbing again but the principle remains true
Drafts are only for people who say “re-upping this for the evening crowd” ie losers who take this far too seriously
February 9, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Drafts are only for people who say “re-upping this for the evening crowd” ie losers who take this far too seriously
Really hope someone saw me go after the receipt that blew out of my trolley and then strike like a nonchalant cobra at the exact point it touched the ground
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Really hope someone saw me go after the receipt that blew out of my trolley and then strike like a nonchalant cobra at the exact point it touched the ground
All I want praise for is my nail art and all I get it for is my beautiful face 😔
February 8, 2026 at 5:13 PM
All I want praise for is my nail art and all I get it for is my beautiful face 😔
He didn’t want the piss-ta special every night
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.
To *Italy*.
To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
He didn’t want the piss-ta special every night