Stephanie
@stephknee.bsky.social
Planning to be much nicer on here
My least favourite realisation is that “get a few pieces of quality clothing that fit well and wear them ALL the time” is CORRECT
December 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
My least favourite realisation is that “get a few pieces of quality clothing that fit well and wear them ALL the time” is CORRECT
Got on black dungarees and a black roll neck and whatever look I was going for, I’ve missed 😔
December 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Got on black dungarees and a black roll neck and whatever look I was going for, I’ve missed 😔
What day are we doing “gratuitous posting of how fit we looked this year” because I could do with cheering up
December 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
What day are we doing “gratuitous posting of how fit we looked this year” because I could do with cheering up
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english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
December 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
Thrifted a real leather bustier top for NYE and it doesn’t quite fit me - in the best way possible if you know what I mean. But now I’m questioning if the men of the east deserve this visual feast 🤔
December 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Thrifted a real leather bustier top for NYE and it doesn’t quite fit me - in the best way possible if you know what I mean. But now I’m questioning if the men of the east deserve this visual feast 🤔
Absolutely love to troll on TikTok this time of year, but casually. My comment has 15k likes? I won’t read any replies. Creator made a video in reply to my comment? I won’t watch that. I just drop bombs and dip
December 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Absolutely love to troll on TikTok this time of year, but casually. My comment has 15k likes? I won’t read any replies. Creator made a video in reply to my comment? I won’t watch that. I just drop bombs and dip
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I just saw a post from this guy I couldn’t reply to so he’s unfollowed me 😏 he’s either worked it out or he doesn’t like it when people don’t follow back 😌
Let’s play a game: out of the people who followed me because of this post, which of you has me blocked on twitter?
🎶 So tell me, am I looking better?
Have you forgot
Whatever it was that you couldn't stand
About me, about me, about me?
🎶 So tell me, am I looking better?
Have you forgot
Whatever it was that you couldn't stand
About me, about me, about me?
December 28, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I just saw a post from this guy I couldn’t reply to so he’s unfollowed me 😏 he’s either worked it out or he doesn’t like it when people don’t follow back 😌
Wow some people will really excuse a lot because a rancid racist was sexy once
December 28, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Wow some people will really excuse a lot because a rancid racist was sexy once
Say what you like about how evil I am, I really do have elegant nail beds
December 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Say what you like about how evil I am, I really do have elegant nail beds
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image
December 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image
I genuinely can’t remember if I ever finished the first series of Stranger Things? All these series are so slow and life’s too short. I think I lasted 6 episodes into Severance
December 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I genuinely can’t remember if I ever finished the first series of Stranger Things? All these series are so slow and life’s too short. I think I lasted 6 episodes into Severance
I had half a pint of Bailey’s last night and I still feel like crying so I’m watching some snooker in my pyjamas
December 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I had half a pint of Bailey’s last night and I still feel like crying so I’m watching some snooker in my pyjamas
Merry Christmas to all my fans, I’m looking well
December 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Merry Christmas to all my fans, I’m looking well
“Brussels sprouts are nice if they’re fried with bacon” is does pineapple go on pizza level chat at this point, I’m boiling mine as the Protestant god intended
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
“Brussels sprouts are nice if they’re fried with bacon” is does pineapple go on pizza level chat at this point, I’m boiling mine as the Protestant god intended
Never get stressed cooking because anything that turns out well is a unexpected and b a total accident
December 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Never get stressed cooking because anything that turns out well is a unexpected and b a total accident
Took offence at being called melodramatic, then heard myself announce that I’m changing out of my present-opening wig into my dinner wig
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Took offence at being called melodramatic, then heard myself announce that I’m changing out of my present-opening wig into my dinner wig
Can’t peel the price stickers off the presents I’m wrapping with these nails on 😭😭😭😭
December 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Can’t peel the price stickers off the presents I’m wrapping with these nails on 😭😭😭😭
The Christmas clothing being marketed to dads all having the Grinch on it is directly linked to the male loneliness epidemic, yes I’d be delighted to elaborate once I’ve had two drinks
December 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The Christmas clothing being marketed to dads all having the Grinch on it is directly linked to the male loneliness epidemic, yes I’d be delighted to elaborate once I’ve had two drinks
If people are still asking “HOW are you single??” you’re not being evil enough, it should be obvious why
December 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If people are still asking “HOW are you single??” you’re not being evil enough, it should be obvious why
This grown man asked a child to move so he could have the upstairs front seat on the bus!! He’s got a guitar with him too, best believe I’ve got my eye on him
December 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This grown man asked a child to move so he could have the upstairs front seat on the bus!! He’s got a guitar with him too, best believe I’ve got my eye on him
I do enjoy making my mostly male Instagram audience trudge through the desert of nail art to reach the oases of cleavage
December 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I do enjoy making my mostly male Instagram audience trudge through the desert of nail art to reach the oases of cleavage
Person in front of me has knowingly brought her Cumberland chipolatas to the checkout without the cardboard sleeve that has the barcode on it
December 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Person in front of me has knowingly brought her Cumberland chipolatas to the checkout without the cardboard sleeve that has the barcode on it
I haven’t got another press-on nail so to replace the one that guy STOLE I resorted to digging out the gel nails kit I bought in lockdown and it turned out perfect???? And I just bought a cool new wig ☺️
December 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I haven’t got another press-on nail so to replace the one that guy STOLE I resorted to digging out the gel nails kit I bought in lockdown and it turned out perfect???? And I just bought a cool new wig ☺️
I wouldn’t probe too closely into the opinions of any boxers tbh, or who got paid what, or how real it is - I would simply enjoy seeing men I hate with smashed-in faces
December 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I wouldn’t probe too closely into the opinions of any boxers tbh, or who got paid what, or how real it is - I would simply enjoy seeing men I hate with smashed-in faces