You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
The spirits:
The spirits:
Phase 1: identify Walrus
Phase 2: count Walrus
Phase 3: have Walrus open the box. wait, what?
Phase 2: count Walrus
Phase 3: have Walrus open the box. wait, what?
Feel like tracking down sexy tusked marine mammals? www.wwf.org.uk/learn/walrus...
Become a detective and spot walrus from space
WWF and British Antarctic Survey (BAS) are working together to understand the impacts of climate change on walrus.
www.wwf.org.uk
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Phase 1: identify Walrus
Phase 2: count Walrus
Phase 3: have Walrus open the box. wait, what?
Phase 2: count Walrus
Phase 3: have Walrus open the box. wait, what?
Feel like tracking down sexy tusked marine mammals? www.wwf.org.uk/learn/walrus...
Become a detective and spot walrus from space
WWF and British Antarctic Survey (BAS) are working together to understand the impacts of climate change on walrus.
www.wwf.org.uk
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Feel like tracking down sexy tusked marine mammals? www.wwf.org.uk/learn/walrus...
Walrus is waving, can you not see?
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Walrus is waving, can you not see?
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
We're out of clams.
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We're out of clams.
The Rice Truck Saga needs to be inscribed on parchment, chiseled in stone, or whatever, it just needs to be preserved in an IRL format.
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The Rice Truck Saga needs to be inscribed on parchment, chiseled in stone, or whatever, it just needs to be preserved in an IRL format.
Am Walrus. What else would Walrus do?
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Am Walrus. What else would Walrus do?
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KYUK is a scrappy public radio station in Alaska. When Congress went after NPR, public radio stations like this one took the hit.
It broadcasts to indigenous people living in the tundra, and without public funding, it's facing massive layoffs.
It broadcasts to indigenous people living in the tundra, and without public funding, it's facing massive layoffs.
In rural America, public radio saves lives
In remote Alaska, public radio station KYUK is crucial during natural disasters. Without federal funding, how will it survive?
www.motherjones.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
KYUK is a scrappy public radio station in Alaska. When Congress went after NPR, public radio stations like this one took the hit.
It broadcasts to indigenous people living in the tundra, and without public funding, it's facing massive layoffs.
It broadcasts to indigenous people living in the tundra, and without public funding, it's facing massive layoffs.
A young watusi watches 'I Love Lucy'
And I think 'what can this mean?'
A goat goes to school
And makes us look like fools
And I think 'what can this mean?'
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
And I think 'what can this mean?'
A goat goes to school
And makes us look like fools
And I think 'what can this mean?'
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
A young watusi watches 'I Love Lucy'
And I think 'what can this mean?'
A goat goes to school
And makes us look like fools
And I think 'what can this mean?'
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
And I think 'what can this mean?'
A goat goes to school
And makes us look like fools
And I think 'what can this mean?'
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
DYK that if you spend your days on a remote arctic beach you'll have no idea who or wtf a Nuzzi or a Lizza is or what "Part 2" says?
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
DYK that if you spend your days on a remote arctic beach you'll have no idea who or wtf a Nuzzi or a Lizza is or what "Part 2" says?
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I hope you’re all enjoying this descent into madness.
The important thing to remember is what while I can’t sing, neither can eels, so this little jingle is very scientifically accurate.
So please. Get an eel facts advent calendar. You don’t have to wait until Christmas for eels. EelFacts.Net
The important thing to remember is what while I can’t sing, neither can eels, so this little jingle is very scientifically accurate.
So please. Get an eel facts advent calendar. You don’t have to wait until Christmas for eels. EelFacts.Net
August 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I hope you’re all enjoying this descent into madness.
The important thing to remember is what while I can’t sing, neither can eels, so this little jingle is very scientifically accurate.
So please. Get an eel facts advent calendar. You don’t have to wait until Christmas for eels. EelFacts.Net
The important thing to remember is what while I can’t sing, neither can eels, so this little jingle is very scientifically accurate.
So please. Get an eel facts advent calendar. You don’t have to wait until Christmas for eels. EelFacts.Net
[hauls out of sea]
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[goes back into the sea]
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[goes back into the sea]
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
[hauls out of sea]
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[goes back into the sea]
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[goes back into the sea]
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DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT
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These read like obscure insults
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
These read like obscure insults
get EEL FACTS at eelfacts.net
Support Dr Squid Lady's work. It's fun, it's cute, you may learn something. and it's affordable.
Walrus paid very few clams and is already satisfied.
Support Dr Squid Lady's work. It's fun, it's cute, you may learn something. and it's affordable.
Walrus paid very few clams and is already satisfied.
I hope you’re all enjoying this descent into madness.
The important thing to remember is what while I can’t sing, neither can eels, so this little jingle is very scientifically accurate.
So please. Get an eel facts advent calendar. You don’t have to wait until Christmas for eels. EelFacts.Net
The important thing to remember is what while I can’t sing, neither can eels, so this little jingle is very scientifically accurate.
So please. Get an eel facts advent calendar. You don’t have to wait until Christmas for eels. EelFacts.Net
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
get EEL FACTS at eelfacts.net
Support Dr Squid Lady's work. It's fun, it's cute, you may learn something. and it's affordable.
Walrus paid very few clams and is already satisfied.
Support Dr Squid Lady's work. It's fun, it's cute, you may learn something. and it's affordable.
Walrus paid very few clams and is already satisfied.
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"Soylent Green is billionaires!"
- the reboot of Soylent Green that I just came up with
- the reboot of Soylent Green that I just came up with
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 AM
"Soylent Green is billionaires!"
- the reboot of Soylent Green that I just came up with
- the reboot of Soylent Green that I just came up with
It's time for #GarWeek!
Walrus loves gar week. Helps fill that holiday gap between Halloween/Dia de los Muertos and American Thanksgiving.
Walrus loves gar week. Helps fill that holiday gap between Halloween/Dia de los Muertos and American Thanksgiving.
Schedule for #GarWeek 2025! We’ll be talking gars and freshwater wildlife conservation all week, but there are also some themes for each day too. Join us, share your puns, pics, or simply come as you gar!
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It's time for #GarWeek!
Walrus loves gar week. Helps fill that holiday gap between Halloween/Dia de los Muertos and American Thanksgiving.
Walrus loves gar week. Helps fill that holiday gap between Halloween/Dia de los Muertos and American Thanksgiving.
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If you have $20k + $500/month to burn and would like your house to be cleaner maybe just pay someone a fair wage to come clean your house occasionally?
Pay $500/month&request on phone app a task to be done-human virtually in your house teleops robot-sometimes succeeds. "In reality, projects like Tesla’s Optimus or 1X’s NEO are less about practical consumer robotics and more about cashing in off of technological hype." futurism.com/future-socie...
$20,000 Robot Servant Comes With a Major Catch
Owners of the NEO butler-bot from 1X will have to schedule a time for remote operators to plug in and complete tasks.
futurism.com
November 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
If you have $20k + $500/month to burn and would like your house to be cleaner maybe just pay someone a fair wage to come clean your house occasionally?
YES!
Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
November 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
YES!
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
Also
HAM!
Also
HAM!
November 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.
Also
HAM!
Also
HAM!
Next time include Walrus - then you'll come in first for sure.
The dept grad student organization organized a Halloween costume competition and party and it was so fun! Our lab dressed as animals of the ocean and me, trying to catch them. We didn't come in first, that was Stacey Hanlon, who dressed as a train, each person was a different car. So imaginative!
November 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Next time include Walrus - then you'll come in first for sure.
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This is literally Nazi shit. This is what the Nazis did. If you support this, you are a Nazi, and if that makes you upset, then STOP BEING A FUCKING NAZI
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too. n.pr/4qFa1mY
Trump pushes an end to medical care for transgender youth nationally
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.
n.pr
October 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is literally Nazi shit. This is what the Nazis did. If you support this, you are a Nazi, and if that makes you upset, then STOP BEING A FUCKING NAZI
But are they as awesome or taste as good as Walrus? NO!
www.usatoday.com/story/graphi...
www.usatoday.com/story/graphi...
Record-breaking pumpkins can weigh as much as a walrus
This year's giant pumpkin is huge, but the crown for world's largest pumpkin was awarded in the 2023 Half Moon Bay World Championship.
www.usatoday.com
October 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
But are they as awesome or taste as good as Walrus? NO!
www.usatoday.com/story/graphi...
www.usatoday.com/story/graphi...
Define your music tastes in eight artists. (Not ranked)
Sibelius
Arvo Pärt
Nive Nielsen
The Dead Milkmen
Björk
Tuvan throat singers
The Clash
Portugal. The Man.
Sibelius
Arvo Pärt
Nive Nielsen
The Dead Milkmen
Björk
Tuvan throat singers
The Clash
Portugal. The Man.
Define your music tastes in eight artists. (Not ranked)
Rimsky-Korsakov
Disturbed
Tool
Phil Collins
Bush
Nickelback (I'm sorry 😢)
The police
Genesis
Rimsky-Korsakov
Disturbed
Tool
Phil Collins
Bush
Nickelback (I'm sorry 😢)
The police
Genesis
Define your music taste in 8 artists.
Steely Dan
Al Stewart
The Stones
The Doors
Robin Trower
Fairport Convention/Richard Thompson
Warren Zevon
Traffic
Steely Dan
Al Stewart
The Stones
The Doors
Robin Trower
Fairport Convention/Richard Thompson
Warren Zevon
Traffic
October 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Define your music tastes in eight artists. (Not ranked)
Sibelius
Arvo Pärt
Nive Nielsen
The Dead Milkmen
Björk
Tuvan throat singers
The Clash
Portugal. The Man.
Sibelius
Arvo Pärt
Nive Nielsen
The Dead Milkmen
Björk
Tuvan throat singers
The Clash
Portugal. The Man.