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Fact Walrus
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Walrus are best.
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🎶
Walrus got Eel Facts,
At Eel facts dot net,
they came on a sheet,
from the innnnnnternet🎶

eelfacts.net
walrus flipper holding an advent calendar that is all about eel facts
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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We're out of clams.
a square sign saying Ruin Thanksgiving in Four Words: ______ ______ ______ ______
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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A young watusi watches 'I Love Lucy'
And I think 'what can this mean?'
A goat goes to school
And makes us look like fools
And I think 'what can this mean?'

They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
They call me the walrus!
pope leo at the mike covering the dead milkmen's I am the Walrus
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.

Also
HAM!
a map pf Massachusetts highlighting every town with the suffix -ham, and how it is pronounced (rhymes with "ham", "umm", "tham" or in duspute)
November 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Walrus will do it.
Walrus will become the Joe Rogan of the Left.
A sexy marine mammal bloviates into a boom mike about the need for decarbonization of human's energy supply, the dangers of ocean acidification, of how when you lift from the bottom everyone rises, [slurps some clams], the need to end qualified immunity, how we must dramatically increase the taxes on the wealthy and corporations, that Black lives matter, trans rights are human rights, abortion is health care, [followed by a personal story of that time Walrus was nearly harpooned by an Iñupiaq hunter and only survived because the guy had really crappy aim and couldn't hit the broad side of a beluga], UBI has been shown to work countless times and needs to be instituted immediately, and just because you don't like how socialized medicine works in other countries that doesn't mean the US can't do better, everyone involved in the Trump Regime needs to go to a specially built prison on an island in the Pacific (Walrus isn't about to let you dump that shit in the Arctic, and also seals are really very dumb.
August 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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2 high agency males going at it.

📷: Mark Fitzsimmons
Two sexy marine mammals with tusks going at it in the surf. there's water splashing everywhere. they may be about to stab each other. great capture
June 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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On Walrus' next podcast:
How many parts of Walrus can you play baseball with?
Our panel ranks them all from best to worst.
#NorthOfNorth
Walrus with mouth open talking into a microphone like a podcast bro.
May 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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The average American has three friends.
map with north polar projection showing the range of three subspecies of Walrus.
May 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Walrus picked one up at the new airport in Nuuk, but they don't come in size "Sexy Marine Mammal"
a walrus with it's head out of the water, ice in the background. Walrus is wearing a red baseball hat with the words "make america go away" and a red and white greenland flag on the side. Hat covers walrus' eyes and does not fit well.
March 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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ok, but it's in Inuktut, and Walrus has bad handwriting because, well, no hands.
competitive bracket for march mammal madness showing Walrus with 47 points after two rounds. Picking Puma, sun bear, narwhal and polar bear for final roar, with polar bear on top.
March 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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When you can't believe how well your @mmmletsgo.bsky.social bracket is doing after two rounds.
Kash Patel, looking distinctly uncomfortable in a Senate hearing
March 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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"Walrus are best."
still of a somewhat lumpy middle aged white guy with glasses standin gin front of US and UK flags saying "...there's a famous slogan in the united kingdom..."
February 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Diane. 11:30 AM, February 24th, Entering the town of Twin Peaks
Walrus driving a speedboat. No canopy. Wake is visible behind boat. Walrus has the steely eyed look of a crack investigator.
February 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Walrus still prefers the indigenous name.
Walrus is just having fun.
MapQuest map of Central America where the Gulf of Mexico has been renamed "Gulf of tuskless and not sexy at all marine mammals".
February 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Well, here's something good that happened to Walrus.

New Snow Goggles! Carved from a cousin's tusk after he passed.
A walrus (a/k/a sexiest marine mammal EVAR) sporting a set of bone colored snow goggles with intricate carvings around the edges. Snow goggles are a type of mask used to restrict the amount of reflected sunlight that gets into the wearer's eyes. The wearer looks through two slits in the front which line up with their eyes.
February 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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How your email finds Walrus.
Walrus with it's nose poking up through a hole in the ice. It's tusks are on the ice and it's just hanging there, vibing.
February 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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wut.
screenshot of a page about the TV show North of North. S1E5 is called "Walrus dick baseball" summed up as "Six weeks later as Spring continues to thaw the Arctic, the community comes together to challenge Ice Cove's rivals to a not-so-friendly game of northern baseball."
January 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Now that @bowlerhatscience.org is back Walrus is going to need to change headgear. #ThereCanBeOnlyOne
Keeping the hoodie, though.
Photo of sexy marine mammal in a cutoff New England Patriots jersey and a bowler hat. The sexy marine mammal is, of course, Walrus.
January 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Take the Walrus approach to problems:
1. Assess the situation
2. Lunge toward your goal
3. Heave and get on top of things
4. Success!
Illustration of Sexy Marine Mammal with Tusks coming out of the water and getting on to the ice in four steps. 1. assess 2 lunge 3 heave 4 land ho!
December 31, 2024 at 1:51 PM
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Walrus is constantly insulted on this platform
Walrus meme : top: opposite of seal of approval? bottom: walrus of condemnation
December 29, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
depiction of the norse god Odin seated on a throne with pastel colors like the trans flag. he has a maragrita, funky glasses and the captoion is "Odin says trans rights matter"
December 27, 2024 at 1:42 PM
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Walrus' Bsky christmas tree
christmas tree made of bluesky avis. the top one hundred walrus has liked this year, get yours by DM ing christmastree to @twexit.nl
December 25, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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"You’ll be visited by three spirits”

The three spirits
Dallas Goldtooth as the Spirit warrior/guide from Reservation Dogs Janae Collins as Cookie from Reservation Dogs Kaniehtiio Horn as the Deer Lady from Reservation Dogs
December 25, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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If you see this, post something green.
Nuuk, Greenland. rows of 1-3 story houses painted different colors all with roofs facing the same way. they face a sea and are surrounded by green vegetaion . mountains in the background
November 30, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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Show me a picture, new or old, of
#AlaskaSky
Sun setting over Kotzebue at 11:14 PM Apr 23, 2019.
A blue white frozen sea leading up to a thin line of orange sky and snow-capped mountains. The rest of the sky is clouds in various shades of blue
November 11, 2024 at 2:45 PM